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Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 11-28-2001 11:54:00 AM
You knew tomorrow you were going to die?

(Depressing I know... but bear with me...)

Inspired by a comic linked by Reynar in chat: http://www.rpgworldcomic.com/d/20011125.html

I began to wonder myself what I would do if I knew for certain I only had one day left.

What would you do?

Koska Kintaro
Not Banned Yet
posted 11-28-2001 11:55:41 AM
Two chicks at the same time...
greykittytwilight
As sands through the hourglass...
posted 11-28-2001 11:57:37 AM
Ide curl up with my lover. Kiss, hug, nuzzle, purr and just plain be with him. Ide tell him all I feel about him..and how much Ide miss him. Ide tell him he could have my dog and kitty..and that we'de be together again some day..all of us. Ide have already written out a little letter the night befor, slip it in his pocket just then, tell him I loved him more then anything..then merely fall asleep cuddled in his arms..*purrs* Yeah...thats heaven.
..And the waitress is practicing politics.
As a buisness man slowly gets stoned.
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call Loneliness.
but its better then drinking alone.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-28-2001 11:58:20 AM
Have myself frozen.

Seriously.

Kameks
BANNED
posted 11-28-2001 11:58:23 AM
Sex with every person i ever wanted to have sex with.... at once.
People who try to commit suicide should be dragged out into the street and shot. Heck they wont complain this what they wanted :)

Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.

Koska Kintaro
Not Banned Yet
posted 11-28-2001 11:59:21 AM
quote:
Mortious Shadowstalker impressed everyone with:
Have myself frozen.

Seriously.


That too.

Cryogenics won't always be a one-way street ya know, heh

Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 11-28-2001 12:00:10 PM
quote:
Koska Kintaro had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Two chicks at the same time...

You have to get 2 women first....

Koska Kintaro
Not Banned Yet
posted 11-28-2001 12:12:28 PM
quote:
Pesco wrote this stupid crap:
You have to get 2 women first....

Looks like someone hasn't seen "Office Space"

Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 11-28-2001 12:15:29 PM
quote:
Koska Kintaro had this to say about John Romero:
Looks like someone hasn't seen "Office Space"

That was: "What would you do if you had a million dollars", You asshead.

Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 11-28-2001 12:16:38 PM
quote:
Peachis had this to say about Tron:
That was: "What would you do if you had a million dollars", You asshead.

What she said

Mightion Defensor
posted 11-28-2001 12:17:40 PM
I'd probably keep it a secret. No point subjecting I loved to the torture of knowing I was going to die. Let them enjoy their life one more day.

As for what I would do on my last day on earth? Probably do the last will and testament bit, and crawl into my bed, under the quilts my mother made me, and wait to find out if there really is an afterlife.

Ayerine Angelyre
Pancake
posted 11-28-2001 12:30:43 PM
What's with this sex stuff? =P I wouldn't mind dying a virgin.


I'd probably just stay at home like I usually do. Kinda spend the day chilling out and laughing at it, and tell my friends and family not to worry or cry. Maybe I'd be a little scared of when the moment would come. But just as it wasn't long and painful, I wouldn't mind. Let me die with my eyes open, please.

...And tell my family and friends not to cry when they remember me or come to my funeral. Crying at funerals never made sense to me anyway. Why do I want to cry for someone who is in a better place than they were on Earth?

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 11-28-2001 12:33:35 PM
clean this place up, turn off the heat and open the windo wide so this place will be freezen cold.

Then write out a letter to let em know I don't want a funural. Just burn me and throw my ashes in Paradox Lake, back home.
Insead of a headstone at a cemetary(don't want/need one) Plant a willow tree up at the lake as well.

=\ I know it's gunna be a sick thing but no one will find me till friday (assuming I tell no one) so in essence, die alone.

SunGryphon
Nub nub nu...THWACK!
posted 11-28-2001 12:35:51 PM
Off topic: Damn, yet another web comic I'll stay up until 3 AM reading so I can catch up on it.

On topic: I'd make sure my will was correct :P and then I'd start booking flights so I'd be able to see the people I love, with my family in tow so I could be with them at the same time. At some point I'd also get a video camera and a couple tapes and make a video for my son and my daughter.

Nub, nub me do.
~+~+~
Nub... nub... nub!
Nub is all doo need!
Rowyl
Pancake
posted 11-28-2001 12:37:56 PM
I'd make sure I got to see all my closest friends face to face one last time and hug them one last time.
-Rowyl
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 11-28-2001 12:39:32 PM
No clue really.

I think I'd probally just tell no one and leave a note on my bedroom door when I went to sleep that night telling my roommates that I get buried with the computers in my room, the rest are theirs to do with as needed.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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Nith D'vaz
Pancake
posted 11-28-2001 12:45:07 PM
i would want to die fighting ... but not a pointless fight

so there is my answer..

Wherever I go,
everyone is a little bit safer because I am there.
Wherever I am,
anyone in need has a friend.
Whenever I return home,
everyone is happy I am there.

-Robert L. Humphrey (warrior creed)
Koska Kintaro
Not Banned Yet
posted 11-28-2001 12:51:11 PM
Whups, sorry, made the inexcusable mistake of posting a joke. I deserve to be flamed.
Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 11-28-2001 01:03:02 PM
I dont know...
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 11-28-2001 01:33:27 PM
It would have to actually happen to me for me to know
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
Ukko The Papa Bear
Pancake
posted 11-28-2001 01:46:29 PM
i... i woud unplug everything except the computer...
then i woud type the storys i have in my head

tells of adventure & romence , of hope & fear

then, sithing in my grampa chair, i woud wait for death to walk in the room...

death is not a punishment nor a gift ...

it is just a othere step of humanity

"Do not fear of welcome Death, for it is not then & not a begining, just a othere test of your will"

life is just a roll on the dice, beter do it today that tomorrow

dont be mean, dont be selfish, dont be gready...

just take what life give you & smile at the emtyness

"True happyness is whem, you look in nothingness, & you smile, glad & satisfied"

hope that makes sence =)

Josef
Smooth Operator
posted 11-28-2001 02:07:38 PM
There was once a time that I said that if I knew the precise -second- I was gonna go, I'd go to the top of the St. Louis Arch with a hammer of some sort, pound out one of the overlook windows, then duck through it seconds before the actual moment, so I would go in mid-plummet.

I was 5 when I said that, though, and I don't think I'd fit through those windows now.

The things I would do now, given 24 hours, well... aside from doing everything in my power to make my wife laugh after telling her, and a call to my family to make them laugh after -not- telling them...

I'd fly to Iowa, rent a car, and drive to a cemetary in Indianola, and I'd wait at a gravestone for somebody to come and meet me, and tell me if I'd lived a good life.

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 11-28-2001 02:14:03 PM
Yet another webcomic added to my list...

For me, I would contact virtually every friend I once had, and inform them of the news. Then, I would personally make the plans for the funeral. Lastly, say goodbye to my loved ones as I walk out the door with my sword to go chop apart what few enemies I have that are within range until I expire. Doesn't matter if I get arrested or shot, I'll die anyways, and I'll have taken some of my tormentors with me.

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 11-28-2001 02:17:10 PM
o/t

*looks at Josephs sig pick* *eye twitch*

I think... I died right now....

Josef
Smooth Operator
posted 11-28-2001 02:23:40 PM
quote:
Aanile had this to say about pies:
o/t

*looks at Josephs sig pick* *eye twitch*

I think... I died right now....


You did... Died and gone to HEAVEN, baby.

-+shakes his cosmic thing+-

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 11-28-2001 02:26:38 PM
*grins* Pays to be a good catelf!

purrrr baby purrrrr

Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 11-28-2001 02:30:49 PM
I would fake my death! And then spook people pretending to be a ghost...oh, what jolly fun I would have, for it really wouldnt matter what risks I took...then I would get shot, die, and on my answering machine, there would be a message saying I wouldn't die actually. I can taste the irony already.
Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 11-28-2001 02:37:47 PM
I'd end it as early as possible. No sense in delaying the inevitable....

/me has lived half to 3/5ths his life expectancy already

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 11-28-2001 02:54:42 PM
I would go see everyone I loved.

I'd comfort my girlfriend, and tell her thousands of times how much I love her.

I'd double check to just be sure it's clear she gets everything I own.

I'd hopefully live long enough to see my last sunrise with her.

Just made myself sad.

Ryuujin
posted 11-28-2001 02:58:39 PM
I'd give away everything I own, make amends with friends and enemies, say I love you to my relatives, and if I could find a willing girl, have sex with her.
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 11-28-2001 03:01:12 PM
I wouldn't do a damn thing out of the ordinary.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Za’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 11-28-2001 03:03:16 PM
i would eat many large pickles and harrass people with ducks on their staves
"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Bane
BANNED
posted 11-28-2001 03:16:01 PM
murder everyone i hate
cout << "SCORE!";
Wily Kat to the Rescue!
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-28-2001 03:33:13 PM
I'd time it so I die at a very embarrasing time for someone, like when a comedian I see tells a lame joke I'll stand up and yell "God that was so lame, I, I..." and keel over dead. The stigma will haunt said comic for the rest of his or her career.

Something like that.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Mod
Pancake
posted 11-28-2001 03:35:26 PM
I think I'd probably lock myself up in my room and write a couple of letters.

One to someone I foolishly hurt telling them I'm sorry.
One to someone I love, but cannot let them know, telling them about it.
One to my family telling them that despite how many problems we've had with each other I still loved them.

I'd probably format my HD, just so noone finds my porn .

Then I would just sit there, thinking about stuff that could have been, would have been, might have been,....whatever for hours on end untill I dropped dead.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 11-28-2001 03:52:21 PM
I tell everyone to be happy.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 11-28-2001 03:59:26 PM
I'd have my head attached to a spider machine with chain guns and terrorize the world! mwhahahaha

or to be serious. i'd go find someone that i haven't seen since i was 3. just to see the reaction on their face

Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 11-28-2001 04:14:04 PM
I'd break the law in every possible way I could, thus going down in history as the youngest person to break that number of laws. hey, so what if it ain't glorious or whatever? Atleast I'l lbe remembered.
Mightion Defensor
posted 11-28-2001 04:18:52 PM
quote:
Arrenn Lightblade had this to say about (_|_):
I'd break the law in every possible way I could, thus going down in history as the youngest person to break that number of laws. hey, so what if it ain't glorious or whatever? Atleast I'l lbe remembered.

Who are you again?

(Humor Disclaimer)!!!

Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 11-28-2001 04:22:51 PM
I would like to die atleast having my first kiss with the one I'm in love with. (Which is no one right now because all the great guys I know are my best friends and that's a LAW not to date them!) I would write as much as I could about my life, and the horrible secrets I've made, and how much I've suffered, and how much I love each and everyone that I know IRL.
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