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Lord Death had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I DONT HAVE AOL DUMB ASS OH WAIT I BET....I BET YOUR THAT GUY THE ONE THAT LIKES TO RAPE CORPSE'S DIDNT I SEE YOU DRAGGING A BODY DOWN THE STREET QUOTE: IM GOING TO RAPE YOUR SEXY DEAD BODY I HEARD AS I SAW THAT ASS WANKER WALKING DOWN THE STREET SCREWING THE BODY OF ELVIS IN HIS EYE SOCKETS
Caps lock
use it
you migth get special attention from him for the amount of time it takes to ban you :P
You're not doing well so far. [ 11-16-2001: Message edited by: Niklas ]
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Lord Death was all like:
it impress's me
Not much of an accomplishment, eh?
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Lord Death had this to say about pies:
YOU SHALL BE THE FIRST TO HAVE HIS EYE POKED OUT WITH MY DICK NO GO SUCK ON SOME MONKEY NIPPLE YOU RETARD APE BLOWER
Twas the Minute before Drysart banned, when all through the fourms
not a poster was flaming, not even a maradon
the ban stick was hung upon the case of beer
in hopes drysart would soon be conscious
the posters were all settled in their chairs
while visions of (_|_) were dancing in the head
and peachis in her jump suit and woody in his pajamas.
had settled down to a arm wrestling match to prove who was more manly*
when out in the Internet arose such a scream
i sprang to find deli posted another picture
away to the bathroom i flew like a madman
tore open the lid and threw up
from seeing another pic of deli
the marble felt cold when unconscious
when, my wondering eyes i spy on my screen
but a high elf with a pale complexion, and eight (_|_) around him
with a little prairie dog driver, so large and full of pudding, careening through my front door
i knew in a moment, i need a CAT scan
more rapid the (_|_) came
and he whistled, hooted and hollered
and looked to death
"now death, you wasted my time with my lovely harem. so to end this quick. i kick your ass out and say hello to goatse.cx!"
with that the high elf disappeared not to return till tomorrow to ban someone else
with peachis following up with a roller pin
this has been another Mr.duck messed up tales [ 11-16-2001: Message edited by: Mr. Duck ]
ya i'm bored
*don't hurt mr.duck
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Lord Death wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
And then Zephyer was like "Oh Yeah" and then i stuck my foot in /his/her/its ass
Heehee, it IS funny, isn't it, Sol? 
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Lord Death wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Lawgiver Cadga just because i wont go out with you is no reason to be so pissed there are plenty of other guys in the world
Blue sock.
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Mr. Duck had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
a poem
That was good. You have my seal of approval.
That should do it.
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Lord Death had this to say about pies:
If i get banded i dont really care there are only a few people here that are cool and the rest of you are sitting there at the keybored waitng for someone to make a grammer mistake so you can correct it because that is the only way you can make a come-back are you all just a bunch of freaking English teachers? OH SHIT I THINK I LEFT A COMMA OUT
lol, this guy is SOO much like Talolin....
there's only a few cool people here? everyone except you/several banned people are cool (and, that's BANNED not banded, moron!)
And Lord Death should really ph34r, if he thinks these others are grammar police. Hehe, if only he was worth my time.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Try not to drool on the carpet when leaving. [ 11-16-2001: Message edited by: Za'Yth ]
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Lord Death wrote this moronic post:
YOU SHALL BE THE FIRST TO HAVE HIS EYE POKED OUT WITH MY <> NO GO SUCK ON SOME <> YOU <> APE <>
hey yuo cheesebraen get an iq BIGGAR TEHN YUOR SHOE SIEZ OKAY?????////
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Kagrama had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
hey yuo cheesebraen get an iq BIGGAR TEHN YUOR SHOE SIEZ OKAY?????////
That's CORRECT! We also would've accepted: "Get an IQ that's not dependent on the temperature of your freezer."
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Lawgiver Cadga had this to say about Tron:
besides Lord Dolt
i dont think your impressing anyone talking about your knob. Most 13 year old boys and brainless jocks talk like that.NO ONE IS IMPRESSED by your undeveloped sexual organs or your unrefined testosterone outbursts
You seem to be obsessed with 13 year old boys, Cadga. 
Remind me again why this discussion still exists? [ 11-16-2001: Message edited by: Fazumzen Fastfist ]
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Note: It wasn't too bad in this case. In some cases it actually began to strain my eyes.
BTW, who the hell are you calling an English teacher? I have a damn C+ in English right now!
*grumble* World Literature blows [ 11-16-2001: Message edited by: Kegwen Tabibito ]
Everyone: L0sar!! You haev bad gramere! die plz k thx keke lala p31oi5j13!!~
Lord Death: I POKE YOU IN EYE WITH PENIS!! HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY GRAMMAR?
Everyone: You losar calm down u suck
Lord Death: PENIS IN FACE!!! PENIS IN FACE!!!
Cadga: You are obviously a 13 year old or a jock.
Continue on
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Check out the big brain on Reyolen!
What was the main point of this thread again?
Gay porn, I think.
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Demitri had this to say about John Romero:
Gay porn, I think.
either that or we were flaming someone...ah, well, let's just continue!
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Demitri had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Gay porn, I think.
Yaoi?
next one owes me 50 bucks american =P
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Aanile had this to say about Optimus Prime:next one owes me 50 bucks american =P
you stole that from the SB fourms!..wait i've done it to...
STEALER! EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIILLLLLLLL!
Funny + Good = Happy World Land. [ 11-18-2001: Message edited by: Black Wizard ]
