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Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 09-26-2001 06:56:00 PM
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 09-26-2001 06:57:00 PM
Ahhh! Grampy is napping!
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 09-26-2001 06:57:00 PM
Somebody needs a manicure/pedicure!
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-26-2001 06:58:00 PM
*squeals*
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 09-26-2001 07:00:00 PM
Dear gods, that thing is FAT
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-26-2001 07:01:00 PM

Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 09-26-2001 07:03:00 PM
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-26-2001 07:09:00 PM

Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 09-26-2001 07:10:00 PM
smack up da bitch yo! I do wanna do one thing to my cat as far as 'dressing up' goes.. I wanna paint him with tribal designs.. afterall.. he IS my warsteed for my windling character! ^_^
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 09-26-2001 07:12:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Parcelan:



AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 09-26-2001 07:23:00 PM
*Gratuitiously attempts to hijack the cuteness factor with... MUNCHIE!!!!*
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
The Unholy
Pancake
posted 09-26-2001 07:25:00 PM
excuse the ignorance of this question..but do prairie dogs really make good pets?
"Who is he?"
"He's an ***hole sir."
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-26-2001 07:27:00 PM
Prairie Dogs as Pets

Pros

-Exceedingly friendly, and very, very well-behaved little animals.

-Very loving and very easy to love.

-Not at all difficult to care for.

-Rather clean. They can use a litter box, at least.

-Gets along well with some pets.

-So damn cute!

Cons

-Rarity makes them expensive (around $100+).

-Prairie Dogs are social little animals, as such, you need to get at least two, or you won't have a happy prairie dog.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 09-26-2001 07:28:00 PM
KaL, that's the cutest cat I've ever seen

I wonder if it'd taste good with bread 'n pickles

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 09-26-2001 07:36:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Mortious Shadowstalker:
KaL, that's the cutest cat I've ever seen

I wonder if it'd taste good with bread 'n pickles


Heehee, even named Munchie...

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 09-26-2001 07:39:00 PM
MUNCHIE!!!!!


CARPET TACO POWERS!

The Unholy
Pancake
posted 09-26-2001 07:41:00 PM
seen

I wonder if it'd taste good with bread 'n pickles[/QB][/QUOTE]

Probably as long as Kal remebers not to have eggnog and pickles with it.

"Who is he?"
"He's an ***hole sir."
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 09-26-2001 07:42:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Mortious Shadowstalker:
KaL, that's the cutest cat I've ever seen

I wonder if it'd taste good with bread 'n pickles


Touch the cat, and feel the wrath of Syn, beating on your bucket eternally with a large hammer.

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 09-26-2001 07:43:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by The Unholy:
seen

I wonder if it'd taste good with bread 'n pickles


Probably as long as Kal remebers not to have eggnog and pickles with it.

[/QB][/QUOTE]


*hits The Unholy with a plate of cold beef stroganoff* You! quite campin the boards

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 09-26-2001 08:30:00 PM
LET HIM CAMP THE BOARDS! *flyingtacklehugs Unholy* ^_^

*looks at Morty menacingly*

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
nem-x
posted 09-26-2001 08:38:00 PM
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 09-26-2001 09:17:00 PM
Dang Parce...yer makin' me want to get some prairie dogs.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-26-2001 09:55:00 PM
The only other con to finding one is getting a breeder.

Prairie dogs are actually a lot like ferrets, except less aggressive and far more friendly.

Go buy one! And name it Parcelan Jr.!

Maradon!
posted 09-26-2001 09:59:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael:
Dang Parce...yer makin' me want to get some prairie dogs.

Don't bother. They look cute, but they smell bad.

Real bad.

Cassandra
Pancake
posted 09-26-2001 10:22:00 PM
quote:

(whimpers and melts)

[CENTER][/CENTRE]
Dymus Arindelil
I betcha its pink. Jania seems like the type to wear pink undies.
posted 09-26-2001 10:29:00 PM
Maradon we currently have three ferrets. Two males and a female.
I know what color underwear Jania wears. So there

Run through the cold of the night, as passion burns in your heart.
Ready to fight, a knife held close by your side
Like a proud wolf alone in the dark with eyes that watch the world

-"Small Two of Pieces"
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 09-26-2001 11:41:00 PM
I pondered getting a ferret... however I still think an Iguana would be a better choice...

Although it's hard to tell which would be a bigger chick magnet... the lizard or the prarie dog.....

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 09-27-2001 08:23:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by nem-x:

Hooray!!!


*ears start smoking* Cuteness..off..scale..
*head pops in a blast of confetti*

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 09-27-2001 08:47:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Random Insanity Generator:
I pondered getting a ferret... however I still think an Iguana would be a better choice...

I had a pair of ferrets once. Weekly baths and they still stunk up the whole house. Had to change their 'poop bin' EVERY day. Not to mention needing constant attention. Little bundles of energy. I swear they get into EVERYTHING.

I mean damn. No pet should be THAT much work.

leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 09-27-2001 10:07:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by nem-x:

Hooray!!!


*Squuueeeeaaaallls*

I wish my scanner and my computer would console their differences so i could scan a pic of my cat... that is CUTE

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 09-27-2001 10:53:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Bajah:
I had a pair of ferrets once. Weekly baths and they still stunk up the whole house. Had to change their 'poop bin' EVERY day. Not to mention needing constant attention. Little bundles of energy. I swear they get into EVERYTHING.

I mean damn. No pet should be THAT much work.


Screw that then.... My house is bad enough with my feet and my roommate's farts. I don't need the contributions of a rat...

I guess I'll eventually get off my ass, get another tank and another Iguana.... They're fairly low maintence after they're 'broken in'... You have to handle them *lots* when you first get them....

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 09-27-2001 10:57:00 AM
I believe they can be "desented" or something, but sometimes it's not done well.
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Dymus Arindelil
I betcha its pink. Jania seems like the type to wear pink undies.
posted 09-27-2001 01:50:00 PM
Yeah they can be de-scented. They're mustelids; same family as weasels and skunks. In North Carolina (where I live) removing the scent glands and reproductive organs is law. So ours don't smell bad. They are, hyperactive, though. Especially if you give them coffee. My little albino Snowball (hey I didn't name him) likes coffee.

We also had a cat-sized iguana (not counting its tail) for a while. The Iguana and the Ferrets did not get along. If we had the iguana out, he'd go over by the ferret cage and whip his tail back and forth and the ferrets could go buggy, and if the ferrets were out they tended to congregate outside the iguana's tank and the iguana would start whipping his tail and bobbing his head up and down and showing off his neck flap.

Ferrets are good if you want to play all the time, while iguanas are good if you want a more easy going, contemplative animal.

I know what color underwear Jania wears. So there

Run through the cold of the night, as passion burns in your heart.
Ready to fight, a knife held close by your side
Like a proud wolf alone in the dark with eyes that watch the world

-"Small Two of Pieces"
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 09-27-2001 01:55:00 PM
The Iguana I had didn't understand the concept of 'Thick Air'. She also liked Coke or Pepsi. Didn't matter. Just leave the bottle outside her tank and she'd go mad trying to get some.

Of course walking around with a 4 foot (tail included) Iguana dangling off your shoulder in a mall is a great way to get chicks.

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
God of awesomitity
^ I misspelled "Bonehead" ^
posted 09-27-2001 01:57:00 PM
Uh, Iguanas suck as pets. So do all reptiles but hey, I've kept all mine and then bought more so...
Dude, my followers totally reek of awesomitity! Fer sure dude!
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 09-27-2001 02:01:00 PM
yeah iguanas are cool. We never took ours out in public (mainly because one scare and it'd tear off through the mall or some such), but our iguana was great. Could sit on the couch and it'd snuggle up by your neck
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 09-27-2001 02:04:00 PM
That's why you keep them leashed.

I kept mine in a harness and secured the leash around my wrist.... She couldn't get very far and the mall that I fewquented the most had marble floors so there was nothing for her to get her claws into if I yanked on the leash.

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
nem-x
posted 09-27-2001 02:10:00 PM
rawr!

just cuz that aol page r teh stinks

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 09-27-2001 02:11:00 PM
ever get whipped by your iguana's tail? those hard scales on the tail sting like a biotch.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 09-27-2001 02:15:00 PM
Hmmm deth when i came to your house, I didnt see any ferrets (Just that psychotic cat that woke me up at like 5 30 in the mornin

You just get em or somethin?

My brother had a hedgehog, once.

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