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Lashanna
noob
posted 09-13-2001 07:24:00 PM
I guess it's sort of humorous, but not really....

The whole Passive Aggressive thing really doesn't suit you, Drys.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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Star Collective
Pancake
posted 09-13-2001 07:25:00 PM
Surrounds himself with an Aegis of Ro for protection from the hail of burned cookies, then gets out an Orb of Mastery(It looks like a scepter damnit).
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
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Drysart
Pancake
posted 09-13-2001 07:31:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Azrael/Avatar:
I change my sigpic and you stick a couple furries' heads on stakes?

Get used to it! Down with furries!!!!

Except Ferrel and Katrinity. They have special exemptions due to a peace treaty.

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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 09-13-2001 07:33:00 PM
And Kanid and Cassandra don't? Among other people with animals/furries for sigs? I'm beginning to sense a vendetta here, bad Disney memories? Anyhoo, I'm back to Orson from RotLW, until I find a better nonfurry sig, cause I'm sorta getting tired of this one.
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Katjya
Kelveron's Kitten
posted 09-13-2001 07:34:00 PM
What about Faelynn? She managed to hijack your entire boards. I bet she could do it again if she had to.
Katjya Sylvertongue
Young Shadowknight and Proud Owner of her own (_|_)
Tarissa Treerunner
Mid-life Crisis Druid of House Avendur
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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 09-13-2001 07:35:00 PM
Good point, Katja. Let's not forget, Wildkat (Fae's buff feline avatar) is a furry.
Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-13-2001 07:36:00 PM
I dunno, Avatar, I think the last one kind of suited you.

Maybe you should use a pic of William Shatner for your sigpic now

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 09-13-2001 07:40:00 PM
just wait til I get DethDramon scanned in...
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 09-13-2001 07:40:00 PM
There will be no peace as long as one of my brothers/sisters in arms are under attack! PLAGUE TWO OF THE COOKIE!

<All cookies over the world turn green with mold and start to rot.>

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Drysart
Pancake
posted 09-13-2001 07:42:00 PM
So be it! Be warned there are snipers with spray water bottles positioned around the compound to chase away any Kats!
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 09-13-2001 07:43:00 PM
PLAN 208A: Raid the Umbrella and Raincoat factory!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-13-2001 07:46:00 PM
But we need the umbrellas!
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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 09-13-2001 07:48:00 PM
/me pulls out a cement mixer and some pudding cups, Out of his nonexistant pocket (ALA Bugs Bunny)

QUICK! Parcelan! Eat this pudding! We'll fill the cups with cement and use them as mortar shells!

Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-13-2001 07:49:00 PM
Sorry. I just had some pizza...kind of full right now.
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Kanid
BANNED
posted 09-13-2001 07:53:00 PM
You know you love us Drysart, admit it.

If you only knew the power of the furry-side. Obi-wan never told you what happened to your father, did he? Jraik IS your father.


And is it just me, or does the furry on the left stake look like Meg from Hercules?

"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 09-13-2001 07:53:00 PM
<------------- I'm over there ---------->


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 09-13-2001 07:55:00 PM
Kanid : I'm betting it's fan art
Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-13-2001 07:55:00 PM
I'm with stupid.

On an off-topic note: The bunny head on the stake is freakin' hysterical!

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Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 09-13-2001 07:58:00 PM
War on us furries! BLARG!

*Puts on a head band*

Who wants to see some ferret-fu?

*kicks himself in the head*

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 09-13-2001 07:59:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Ferret:
Who wants to see some ferret-fu?

*kicks himself in the head*

I'd pay to see that again.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 09-13-2001 08:00:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Black Mage:
<------------- I'm over there ---------->

Is with Black Mage on this one

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
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Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 09-13-2001 08:02:00 PM
says screw it, pulls out plastic lawn chair from black hole. sits down and watches drysart shoot the furries with a squirt gun

[ 09-13-2001: Message edited by: ? ]

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Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 09-13-2001 08:02:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Katjya:
What about Faelynn? She managed to hijack your entire boards. I bet she could do it again if she had to.

Drysart confessed he was longing for the return of (_|_)s and changed it again.

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Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 09-13-2001 08:08:00 PM
*Goes up to Black Mage's foot, smiles, and flips BM onto his back*
You with the fuzz or against us?
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Admiral Darndo
Pancake
posted 09-13-2001 08:12:00 PM
you asked for it

pulls out a razor and begins to shave anything with hair in a 10 foot radius.

[ 09-13-2001: Message edited by: McRo ]

(Crap.I used the humans language again.) -monkey
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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 09-13-2001 08:16:00 PM
Ah, but Drysart forgets something elemental about we tigers...

We LIKE the water!

Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis
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Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 09-13-2001 08:19:00 PM
*takes out his Flame Thrower of Undead Stinky Gopher Slaying and his Toolkit

time to get crackin' i need to mod this for total Furre Vaporisation by Monday!

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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 09-13-2001 08:20:00 PM
meep! *hides under the couch*
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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Bane
BANNED
posted 09-13-2001 08:23:00 PM
be this true reason war began?

cout << "SCORE!";
Wily Kat to the Rescue!
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Drysart
Pancake
posted 09-13-2001 08:27:00 PM
Augh!! No!!!
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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 09-13-2001 08:28:00 PM
*grins at Drys*
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 09-13-2001 08:29:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Drysart:
So be it! Be warned there are snipers with spray water bottles positioned around the compound to chase away any Kats!

Then again...

:::goes back to sharpening her claws:::


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 09-13-2001 08:32:00 PM
hehehehhehe
the heads on the steaks look like they are enjoying it
Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
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Katjya
Kelveron's Kitten
posted 09-13-2001 08:34:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Faelynn LeAndris:

Then again...

:::goes back to sharpening her claws:::

Says in a singsong voice, "Drysart's in trouble! Drysart's in trouble!"

Giggles and runs off.

Katjya Sylvertongue
Young Shadowknight and Proud Owner of her own (_|_)
Tarissa Treerunner
Mid-life Crisis Druid of House Avendur
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Drysart
Pancake
posted 09-13-2001 08:36:00 PM
Wildkat took over last time because I was unprepared, and I STILL haven't gotten all the stupid kat hair out of the Control Panel. I'm ready for her now!
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ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 09-13-2001 08:39:00 PM
...


Loads up the trusty tranquilizer rifle and starts shooting.


I think they're just cranky and need naps... I'll help. Those human-types get like that sometimes, y'know.

[ 09-13-2001: Message edited by: ArchAngel ]

"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 09-13-2001 08:46:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Ferret:

Who wants to see some ferret-fu?

*kicks himself in the head*

LOL.

Do it again.

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Mattimeo
Was once a member
posted 09-13-2001 08:48:00 PM
I'm going to refrain for getting overly offended till i know if this is in jest or not. I'm semi-new to the boards, but I am a furry. should I take this as humor?
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Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 09-13-2001 08:49:00 PM
Drysart, what about injecting them with High Elf cells? I think I know just where to get them from...

*Grins innocently*

Furries, what about injecting him with cells that will make him one big ball of hair? I think I know just where to get them from...

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-13-2001 08:49:00 PM
Mattimeo: Yes, it is humor. It's not meant to offend anyone or drive other people out. You can see many furries are simply taking it in jest and fighting back
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