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Topic: What's your... Pirate name? Arrrgg!
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 08-24-2001 02:51:00 PM
Oh GOD, I looked directly at that sig pic.

And I'm eating a lunchable.

I just lost my lunch(able).

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
The Fatty Man
Pancake
posted 08-24-2001 03:02:00 PM
I'm DEAD sexy!...And can I have that lost Lunchable?

[ 08-24-2001: Message edited by: The Fatty Man ]

Life is long... eat to pass the time.
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 08-24-2001 05:43:00 PM
quote:
Your pirate name is:

Mad Anne Kidd

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!


I LOVE IT!

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-24-2001 06:26:00 PM
Mad Roger Kidd

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

I haven't the faintest where "Roger" comes from.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Korvus
Pancake
posted 08-24-2001 09:36:00 PM
quote:
Black Jack Rackham

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!


Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 08-24-2001 09:44:00 PM
quote:

Mad Sam Kidd

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!


i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 08-24-2001 09:48:00 PM
Notice how half of us have the word "Mad" in there? Gee, I wonder why.
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

Skaw
posted 08-24-2001 10:02:00 PM
Mad Jack Vane
Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 08-24-2001 10:03:00 PM
Serious Sam Stone

Addy
posted 08-24-2001 10:07:00 PM
Dirty Bess Read

The Camel Spider
I will EAT YOUR FACE! And then, I will EAT YOUR SOUL!
posted 08-24-2001 11:56:00 PM
Mad Face Eater

Every pirate is a little bit hungry for eyelids. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional venomness spider, your agressivness and hunger make you a 8-legged, squealing death-machine. Hss!

[ 08-24-2001: Message edited by: The Camel Spider ]

It's called a camel spider because it lives in the Middle East and feeds on large animals such as camels, dogs and humans. It approaches when the "prey" is asleep/resting and macerates any exposed flesh (it's mouth opens into four digging/rasping "fangs" and like a spider it covers it's prospestive meal with digestive juices to make it easier to ingest - the camel spider's "saliva" also contains a powerful anaesthetic which allows it to feed on living prey). A fully-grown camel spider can grow up to 7-8 inches in body length. They're very aggressive and always hungry. They can and do hiss, while the bigger ones squeal, and can move at ~30mph. Also, its jaws are, relatively speaking, the strongest of any animal on the planet.
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 08-25-2001 02:04:00 AM
Captain James Read..."You've got taste and education" Exactly ....
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 08-25-2001 09:43:00 AM
Your pirate name is:


Iron James Kidd

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

hey
Peter
Pancake
posted 08-25-2001 10:20:00 AM
Bloody Roger Read

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
Not you? Try doing it again.

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