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1 We asked for Mojo Nixon, they said 'He don't work here.' (post #18) 2002-01-06 18:16:27
If you're on Ritalin, maybe.In which case, you can always cure yourself by taking Ritalout.

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2 I am not amused. (post #2) 2002-01-06 18:06:19
S'what you get for getting the tree all excited by bumping into it's trunk and touching all it's limbs.

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3 Do you think doc love is right? (post #5) 2002-01-06 18:04:16
Lots of contrived bullshit borne invariably out of bitterness and a tendency by most people to find flaws in others a great deal easier than in themselves.Sure, there's golddigging bimbos out there; t...

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4 We asked for Mojo Nixon, they said 'He don't work here.' (post #13) 2002-01-06 13:04:07
Search for 'Punk Rock Girl'. I don't know why Dead Milkmen isn't coming up on WinMX, I got several pages of hits from them.

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5 We asked for Mojo Nixon, they said 'He don't work here.' (post #6) 2002-01-06 12:41:03
There's a significant era/obscurity-disparity between Elethi and myself, and while he's made valiant efforts in the past to appreciate the music of Times Which Came Before, I think the lad just kinda ...

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6 We asked for Mojo Nixon, they said 'He don't work here.' (post #0) 2002-01-06 12:05:43
Happy love-song lyrics, courtesy of the Dead Milkmen: Punk Rock Girl!---One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead,I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead,Punk rock girl, Please look at me!Pu...

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7 Who do you respect the most? (post #22) 2002-01-05 14:56:11
Bah, I know for a -fact- I won't be listed anywhere in this thread, but don't particularly care. And if I do wind up listed here anywhere, it's because somebody had their head filled with lies. If I...

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8 Who do you respect the most? (post #10) 2002-01-05 14:18:00
Woody. Possibly the most admirable and dignified gentleman I've had the fortune of meeting on the net.Kilauea, because I know what kind of shit she has to endure for the sake of her loved ones, and s...

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9 Hey everybody, check me out! I'm so pretty! (post #29) 2002-01-03 15:10:07
Mightion: He ain't kidding. I've seen the big banner hanging in front of the Temple of Erollisi every Saturday:6:00 Gift Exchange7:00 Bingo Tournament8:00 Orgy (please bring your own towel and lubric...

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10 Hey everybody, check me out! I'm so pretty! (post #18) 2002-01-03 10:03:29
Yeah, yeah. That's not your heart, and it isn't melting.

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11 Hey everybody, check me out! I'm so pretty! (post #15) 2002-01-03 09:34:04
Now that's a hijacking. 5 related replies over 12 hours, then 9 unrelated based on a new topic in about 20 minutes. I am impressed.

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12 Hey everybody, check me out! I'm so pretty! (post #0) 2002-01-03 00:21:17
Whaaaaa-haa-haaa, Llamaface!!!

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13 Is Tactics Ogre good? (post #9) 2002-01-02 23:57:50
Tactics Ogre was, I'm sure, a great game when it originally came out... this was around 8 or 9 years ago, though, on the SNES, and in Japan only. It was later ported to the PSX in English, by which t...

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14 Two years. (post #7) 2002-01-01 11:21:30
Imagining unexpectedly losing the one I love makes me certain that there's nothing that could be said to console you, because nothing would console me. It's admirable that you have the tenacity to ak...

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15 The greatest Video-Game showdowns...? (post #12) 2001-12-04 15:04:00
Tear-jerking scenes that come to mind:Celes throwing herself off a cliff to kill herself in FFVI.And most recently...When Vivi watched all the black mages on the airship get slain and thrown over the ...

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16 The greatest Video-Game showdowns...? (post #11) 2001-12-04 14:58:52
Fine, -fine- choices there...The battle with Jenova immediately after Aeris died was incredibly moving... it's so immediate after she's been killed, I was sitting there pounding the buttons to destroy...

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17 OK, I want to know something. (post #138) 2001-12-04 13:51:54
In Texas, the above is known as the "He needed killin'" defense. Not quite so well known is that even in Texas, it doesn't fly.

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18 The greatest Video-Game showdowns...? (post #0) 2001-12-04 13:25:05
Which was it? When did you play a game through to the end and feel your heart pounding in your chest, or even better, the tears welling in your eyes, knowing that you, the Hero, were now confronting ...

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19 Christmas pet peeve! (post #9) 2001-12-04 13:13:25
-+puts on a mistletoe belt buckle and stands next to Kilauea+-

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20 OK, I want to know something. (post #120) 2001-12-04 13:08:05
Rather than solve the problem, since that would be too simple, I volunteered to be the subject of a new hategroup for people to invest their time in. Really, I don't mind- if hating people is what mo...

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21 News at 11! New gnomes models don't suck... (post #35) 2001-11-28 20:12:10
Nope. I said "I liked it when...", not "They ought to be...". What brought this on?

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22 Ever have words tear your heart out and crush it? (post #19) 2001-11-28 20:09:21
Ho ho, the second attack on me in one day from you! You really don't like me much, do ya.If there's more than 2 though, sorry... I'm not done reading all the threads yet.

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23 What would you do, If.... (post #24) 2001-11-28 14:23:40
You did... Died and gone to HEAVEN, baby.-+shakes his cosmic thing+-

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24 Ever have words tear your heart out and crush it? (post #6) 2001-11-28 14:20:03
This is unfortunate.However, LD relationships, despite all accounts to the contrary, -can- work out. It depends somewhat on your age, I wager, however my girlfriend and I met at a long distance, beca...

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25 News at 11! New gnomes models don't suck... (post #18) 2001-11-28 14:14:02
They went and made the Trolls and Ogres look more human-shaped. This ensures that I can never play EQ again. I liked my Ogress when she was wider than she was tall.

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26 What would you do, If.... (post #21) 2001-11-28 14:07:38
There was once a time that I said that if I knew the precise -second- I was gonna go, I'd go to the top of the St. Louis Arch with a hammer of some sort, pound out one of the overlook windows, then du...

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27 Oh God, save us thy sinful children of Ivalice... (post #15) 2001-11-28 13:15:57
Yup. Got every single limit break. Cherry Blossom takes 3 entire turns to charge, and Short Charge doesn't affect it. But it's pretty to watch.Finishing Touch is really the only one worth having fo...

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28 Oh God, save us thy sinful children of Ivalice... (post #8) 2001-11-28 04:41:31
Black Wizard/Time Mage with the Short Charge ability. Try to use all the non-calculatable spells as often as possible. With short charge and Don't Move (possibly the most potent spell in the game), ...

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29 Christmas for the -ladies-... (post #10) 2001-11-27 20:31:56
You're only considering the 2 dimensions visible. If it were a profile pic, I'd be banned.

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30 Christmas for the -ladies-... (post #6) 2001-11-27 20:13:06
The question is whether I can manage not to pop the lid right off. Especially if any of the ladies, curious about what's in the present, start to shake it.

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31 Christmas for the -ladies-... (post #0) 2001-11-27 20:05:08
Christmas is coming, and Woody's art is phat.Please put a Peachis into Mr. Josef's hat.If you have no Peachis, Ki-lau-e-a will do.And if you've no Kilauea, then God Bless You.It's a Joe-In-The-Box. Y...

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32 Public Speaking! (post #9) 2001-11-26 10:36:21
Now -that- is funny. On that tangent, tell them Malcom McDowell should be doing the briefings, not you. And tell Mark Hamill he was terriffic in 'Star Wars'.[/geekery]Peach more or less nailed it......

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33 Giles, get the rifle - we're being fucked. (post #2) 2001-11-24 11:57:28
Guy Ritchie wrote and directed both- Lock, Stock was first, then Snatch was a few years later.And it was "Charles, get the rifle..." As in "The problem is, Willie, that neither Charles nor yourself a...

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34 The most popular class in each realm (post #10) 2001-11-24 11:53:19
At a glance, I'd have said Nightshades were the least common in Hibernia... there seems to be a stigma that having been the last implemented class, they're somewhat 'broken' and underwhelming compared...

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35 Where's that jib? (post #14) 2001-10-04 11:00:00
Remember kid, the legal drinking age is 2 years younger up in Canada, so you'd have that going for ya. God Bless Those French.

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36 Where's that jib? (post #3) 2001-10-03 17:01:00
Hrnh. And all this time I thought it had something to do how you shaved.

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37 Drysart's Daily Hormonal Drippings (post #63) 2001-10-03 16:36:00
It ought to go without saying, Peach, but you are, of course, my one and only.For whatever it's worth.

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38 Where's that jib? (post #0) 2001-10-03 16:24:00
Elethi, boy, what happened to you? I don't like the cut of anybody else's jib around here, and as such I'm finding myself jibless (or, at least, jibless insofar as my discerning taste in their cuts f...

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39 Drysart's Daily Hormonal Drippings (post #42) 2001-10-03 13:13:00
Was just some silly (yet hauntingly appropriate) lyrics that I opted against posting. Pay me no mind.

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40 anyone who has played and beat FFT (post #6) 2001-10-03 11:45:00
You know, I never liked 2 Swords. Given the choice, I'd take 2 Hands anyday (the Samurai ability to wield any 1 weapon 2-handed, as opposed to dual-wielding 2 weapons). With 2 swords, all too often ...

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41 The Agnostic's Prayer (post #8) 2001-10-02 15:38:00
I've always said there's nothing an Agnostic can't do so long as he's really not entirely sure whether he believes in anything or not.-M.P.

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42 Quiet desperation (post #0) 2001-10-02 15:20:00
The songs that tell stories are always the most interesting to me, and those that tell of atypical tragedies or desperate helplessness have always struck a very morbid yet compelling chord with me. I...

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43 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest (post #0) 2001-10-02 13:34:00
The best of the deliberately atrocious writers strut their stuff. http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/ http://www.sjsu.edu/depts/english/2001.htm My favorite, the 1993 winner:She wasn't really my type, a ha...

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44 Why do Druids stink? (post #20) 2001-10-02 11:40:00
Armageddon actually gets used?I tried it a few times when I happened across a dog-hat that had a point or two in it for bonuses, and was wholly unimpressed. It's silly-inaccurate. Even with a crowd ...

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45 Why do Druids stink? (post #13) 2001-10-01 15:55:00
So -that's- what was goin' on... I always thought my bear was a little slow on the swing, even with a very-fast scythe or somesuch. I'm on Nightmare act 5, and earlier came across the Unique Espandon...

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46 Console Analysis (post #22) 2001-10-01 14:06:00
And you know what? The GC may be a kiddie console, and yet this does not deter me. Kiddie games are some of the most fun there is. Smash Brothers, Mario 64, Zelda, even Kirby had his merits. They ...

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47 Div is my hero (post #0) 2001-10-01 13:53:00
http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2001-10-01 Penny Arcade is a great comic. Not because of this comic, specifically, mind you, but, well, anyway...

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48 Why do Druids stink? (post #10) 2001-10-01 13:12:00
Lovin' my 46th level bear.The big winner about going the bear-route for shifting isn't so much the combat bonuses as it is having level 20 shockwave helping you out. 7 mana, anytime you want, buys yo...

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49 Console Analysis (post #0) 2001-09-30 13:21:00
As the proud owner of 9 game consoles (including a PC and Non-advance Gameboy), the time is fast approaching where I'll be compelled to purchase one or more of the new systems. The problem? I'm a ch...

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50 8 image max + Netscape is shit = Whatever. (post #15) 2001-09-27 16:12:00
While this may seem wholly unrelated to the post I'm responding to, it actually is very much related, and even those who don't understand how can at least be enlightened by the following: Penny-Arcad...

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