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Topic: I Knew It!
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 03-05-2012 09:41:54 PM
Priests of all kinds are secretly homos.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 03-06-2012 02:59:11 AM
Swiss pastor, 66, under fire after giving birth to twins.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-06-2012 08:08:59 AM
Wait, gay people are the only ones who can get herpes?

Or is it the stuffing a baby's dick in your mouth? Because that's more pedo than anything else.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 03-06-2012 10:48:02 AM
It's pedhomo...

Although it doesn't say if the rabbi touched his scrote to the kid's scrote... And if balls didn't touch, was it really gay?

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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 03-06-2012 04:09:34 PM
It was more the mouth on dick part...if it wasn't a baby, there'd have to be a "not that there's anything wrong with that," but as-is, I guess it's hard to bitch at the priests, if the rabbis have this going for them.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Maradon!
posted 03-06-2012 10:44:22 PM
Conventional morality doesn't apply when invisible sky wizards are involved, and this particular wizard says it's just fine for diseased old men to suck on a baby's dick.

COEXIST people come on

Vallo, the Second Coming
Pancake
posted 03-07-2012 12:41:08 PM
Tangentially, this.
"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special."
Maradon!
posted 03-07-2012 06:28:03 PM
Anonymous tends to become one of the strongest arguments against whatever it is they happen to support.
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