He made him that way so that people would know that God does not give a shit about football.
She appreciates pushy religious loons even less than I do.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
What do Tim Tebow and Billy Graham have in common?
They can both get 60,000 people in a stadium to jump to their feet and shout "Jesus Christ!"
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Karnaj had this to say about pies:
My wife maintains that Tebow should've beenan abortionswallowed.She appreciates pushy religious loons even less than I do.
FTFY
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
1) When his mother was pregnant with him, she had a life-threatening infection and lapsed into a coma. The drugs they gave her to get her out of the coma and treat the infection caused the placenta to partially detatch from her uterus. The doctors expected this to cause her to lose the baby (as it usually does), which could kill her (as it usually does) and recommended an abortion. Being an Evangelical Christian, she refused to get an abortion. Happily for her and Tim, she rolled a twenty and didn't die. So now Tim's all preachy about how no one should ever for any circumstances get an abortion, even when there is a high chance that not having an abortion will kill the mother.
2) When he was playing football in college, he would paint "John 3:16" or other biblical references on his eye-black during games. This didn't really bother anyone, but the NCAA (college sports authority) created a rule that prohibited any player from putting any writing on their eye-black, because the purpose of eye-black is to prevent the sun from reflecting off your cheeks into your eyes and adding a non-dark pigment to it defeats the entire purpose of having it, and allows players to advertise for their non NCAA approved organizations and get it on National Television. He wasn't the only player that put messages on their eye-black, but still this rule was called the "Tebow Rule" by the media and got all the Evangelical Christians super upset that they were being persecuted because they are special and have the sensitivity and persecution complex of an adopted 3 year old redheaded Jewish stepson in Nazi Occupied Poland and should be able to do whatever they want all the time.
3) He strikes a pose and prays after winning games or making a particularly good play. I don't think anyone has anything against thanking God for the good luck or whatever, but the fact that he makes a huge deal out of it and strikes a special pose so that everyone can know that he's praying and that he's special and better than you is dumb.
4) He's a terrible backup quarterback for a terrible team that isn't doing anything remarkable this season, but Evangelicals are acting like he's the second coming of Christ and everyone should see how special he is and that they should never get an abortion because their child will be an NFL quarterback. Blindy. fucked around with this message on 11-01-2011 at 10:24 AM.
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Karnajing:
Ahhhhahahahahaha
Keeping the rivalry between Christians and Lions alive.
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Bent over the coffee table, Maradon! squealed:
Keeping the rivalry between Christians and Lions alive.
Maradon wins the thread. 
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
