fact: rapture did not happen
fact: day prior to the rapture, randy macho man savage died
fact: macho man's sacrifice averted rapture
fact: macho man died for your sins
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Mr. Parcelan was listening to Cher while typing:
fact: macho man died for your sins
I'm dieing for a little sin of my own right now.
sorry about the lateness
Thanks again.
I take like even if the raptor comes, I can be like "Jesus does exist! Cool that's awesome" and then I'll go to heaven because I now believe in Jesus.
I've got all this shit worked out.
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Jesus spewed forth this undeniable truth:
[QB...I take like even if the raptor comes,....[/QB]
Or maybe think about not going to Isla Nublar on vacation?
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It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by Jesus who wishes to pay me tribute!
I don't know why people keep calling it the rapture. All that's going to happen is Jesus is gonna send raptors down and eat the people who are going to hell and then let the people going to heaven ride on their backs on the trip up.
Sounds pretty awesome, actually.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Hwo deos gramur woerk?
The next batch will be a lighter ale, more of a lawnmower beer. It's supposedly very refreshing and well-suited for hot summer days. It goes into bottles on June 5th, and it should be fully conditioned in time for the fourth of July.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage put down Tada! magazine long enough to type:
Back when I had a go at making beer, the hardest part was waiting for the conditioning. I had a habit of "tasting" it too much, and being almost out by the time it was really good drinking.
My rule is one bottle a week for the first four weeks. The first bottle is basically just to make sure it's carbonating properly. The second one should give you a good idea of what your beer is going to be like. By the third and fourth weeks, your beer should basically be mature, assuming you didn't screw anything up.
Of course, I also help matters by having a full keg of commercial beer to distract me from my homebrew. I like to keep my options open.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
