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Topic: Gold to go
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 03-19-2011 05:42:10 AM
So, I was picking up some stuff for my girlfriend's birthday in a new mall in my homecity, and encountered a special vending machine. Not for candy bars, coffee or other beverages, but for fucking gold.

Holy shit, it's late and the banks are closed, but I need an ounce of gold RIGHT NOW! Whatever am I gonna do?!

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-19-2011 07:30:05 AM
There are desserts that have gold flakes on them.

We eat gold now.

Gadani
U
posted 03-19-2011 12:14:59 PM
But why?
Ghost of Forums Past
Pancake
posted 03-19-2011 04:32:48 PM
Jackass with a jeep, rope, and crowbar stealing this in five...
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 03-20-2011 12:28:52 AM
I didn't know you moved to Dubai.
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 03-21-2011 06:12:39 AM
Yes, less snow here in winter.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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