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Karnaj

Road Warrior Queef

posted 10-11-2010 08:05:34 AM

Yup.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Beer.

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Monica

I've got an owie on my head :(

posted 10-11-2010 08:42:47 PM

DUDE. gross!

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Karnaj

Road Warrior Queef

posted 10-12-2010 11:22:37 AM

I wonder how hot you need to get silver before it has the consistency of jizz. Times like this, I regret not becoming metallurgist.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith

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Tarquinn

Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar

posted 10-12-2010 12:08:03 PM

I don't see the problem.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.

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Kaiote

Shot in the Face

posted 11-01-2010 01:51:30 AM

1610 F will do it pretty well.

I made a complete chain of jizz links for a necklace a couple years back. Dude wanted me to handle this collection of dried spooge flakes to make the castings. I explained that it would end up looking like galvinized corn flakes, and showed him how to fake the look he wanted with molten wax and a nutrient syringe.

Apparently, the other boys down at Stallions liked it so much, they wanted one as well, and he gave my cell number to a bunch of gay dudes who filled my voicemail with jizz splatter questions.

Worst time to use speakerphone ever.

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity

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Condom Ninja El Supremo

posted 11-01-2010 02:37:48 AM

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ACES! Another post by Kaiote:
Apparently, the other boys down at Stallions liked it so much ... he gave my cell number to a bunch of gay dudes who filled my voicemail with jizz ...

Best out of context setup I've seen in a while... hehe

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