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Topic: if I was a cetacean
Mr. Parcelan
posted 02-25-2010 05:09:42 PM
what cetacean would I be
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 02-25-2010 05:20:28 PM
I always thought you are more like a crustacean.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 02-25-2010 05:40:57 PM
I see you as a Narwhal, the unicorn of the sea!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-25-2010 06:05:02 PM
You are a Basilosaurus.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 02-25-2010 07:06:54 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Tarquinn said:
I always thought you are more like a crustacean.

ITT i name you for the sea creatures you are

Tarquinn

"The thing is, I'm really not that amusing."

Katrinity

"I was a tuna before I ate radioactive waste!"

Mortious

"Llllllllaaaaaadiiiiiieeeeesssss."

Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 02-25-2010 at 07:08 PM.

Steven Steve
posted 02-25-2010 07:26:47 PM
a beluga

and don't you mean "WERE"!?!?

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- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Damnati
Filthy
posted 02-25-2010 10:16:19 PM
Clearly you are a renegade bowhead whale fighting for glory alongside the Sea Shepherds against the evil Japanese whalers.

Otherwise you are a freshwater dolphin of some variety.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 02-26-2010 04:29:10 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan Model 2000 was programmed to say:
ITT i name you for the sea creatures you are

Tarquinn

"The thing is, I'm really not that amusing."



I'm pretty.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 02-26-2010 09:17:27 AM
Crrraaaawww! Kat wants a cracker!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 02-26-2010 10:11:30 AM
Parcelan I would imagine you as being a Phocoena phocoena.

You're a porpoise. NOT A DOLPHIN. A porpoise.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 02-26-2010 11:35:12 AM
Parcelan:

Katrinity fucked around with this message on 02-26-2010 at 11:35 AM.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Steven Steve
posted 02-26-2010 12:15:52 PM
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Peter
Pancake
posted 02-26-2010 12:28:23 PM
quote:
So quoth Mr. Parcelan:
what cetacean would I be

Orca? Given your fondness for drowning park employees.

Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 02-26-2010 02:29:54 PM

Dwarf Sperm Whale
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 02-28-2010 04:19:47 PM
quote:
Bent over the coffee table, Steven Steve squealed:
and don't you mean "WERE"!?!?

He does.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-01-2010 11:01:18 AM
Mmmmm, dwarf sperm.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-01-2010 08:57:48 PM
Bloodsage

"Sir, within these jaws lay the ability to verbally counter your argument, point by precise point, as well as rend your anus from your body."

Karnaj

"Smartest creature in the ocean? Sure. Future dominant species? Likely. But that camouflage thing? Yeah, don't mean dick when you get blue herpes lesions."

Steven Steve
posted 03-02-2010 11:09:08 AM
That octopus is HIGHLY DEADLY Parcelan, don't hurt its feelings
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 03-02-2010 12:38:53 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Steven Steve:
That octopus is HIGHLY DEADLY Parcelan, don't hurt its feelings

It might even defecate ink all over your face.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Steven Steve
posted 03-02-2010 02:29:09 PM
Actually it has a nerve toxin with no antidote that can kill you within 10 minutes haha
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 03-02-2010 02:46:18 PM
Yeah, I know. My warning fits Karnaj better though.
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 03-02-2010 11:06:57 PM
quote:
Katrinity obviously shouldn't have said:
It might even defecate ink all over your face.

Or at the very least, in your sock drawer.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
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