Weir wears fur

this one cracked me up... for some reason i picture a housewife at home surrounded by her dogs while she writes this

"Princess..If someone was wearing your precious brats on their sleeves, you'd be upset too. There is no reason whatsoever for this little @#$%ot to be wearing furr balls on his little skating outfit. And personally, I know a lot of @#$%y people who do @#$%y things for no reason at all other than to be mean and hateful. I've never had my dog treat me that poorly."