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Mr. Parcelan
posted 01-26-2010 07:39:30 AM
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the untouchables

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-26-2010 08:58:43 AM
I find that porno movies tend to sound a lot like porn.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Steven Steve
posted 01-26-2010 09:50:25 AM
Toy Story
Predator
Pitch Black
What Women Want
Beastmaster
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-26-2010 01:04:27 PM
Deep Impact
Snatch
Driving Miss Daisy
Dirty Harry
Free Willy
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Jargum
Doughnut
posted 01-26-2010 04:47:46 PM
Heat
The Big Lebowski
The Thing
The Foot Fist Way
Grizzly Man

Optional:
Red Dawn
There Will Be Blood
Unaccompanied Minors

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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-26-2010 04:50:05 PM
Blow
Mission Cleopatra
Driving Miss Daisy
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Greenlit
posted 01-26-2010 06:17:43 PM
How is Black Snake Moan not the first thing to come to mind?
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-26-2010 07:04:20 PM
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Greenlit put down Tada! magazine long enough to type:
How is Black Snake Moan not the first thing to come to mind?

Because not all of us spend every minute thinking about sucking big black cocks.

I may. You may. Snoota definitely does. But not everyone.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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Sentow, I Guess
Pancake
posted 01-26-2010 08:04:55 PM
The Undiscovered Country

EDIT: Shaft

...Snakes on a Plane?

Sentow, I Guess fucked around with this message on 01-26-2010 at 08:06 PM.

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 01-26-2010 08:43:48 PM
No Country for Old Men

Say it aloud.

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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 01-27-2010 04:36:09 PM
Spiderman.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 01-27-2010 04:36:17 PM
I'm not very good at this.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-27-2010 04:57:26 PM
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Blindy startled the peaceful upland Gorillas, blurting:
I'm not very good at this.

You're just obviously into more "specialized" sub-genre.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-27-2010 05:01:52 PM
Oh, and

Titanic
The Nutty Professor
Grease
Driving Miss Daisy
American Pie
Final Fantasy

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 01-27-2010 05:10:08 PM
Snatch.
The Lovely Bones
Igby Goes Down
8½

[edit] Oh Tarq beat me to Snatch., so I'll add a few more Driving Miss Daisy's.

Driving Miss Daisy
Driving Miss Daisy

Inferno-Spirit fucked around with this message on 01-27-2010 at 05:11 PM.

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
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Sentow, I Guess
Pancake
posted 01-27-2010 08:20:57 PM
Sleeping Beauty
Beauty and the Beast
The Princess and the Frog
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Greenlit
posted 01-27-2010 08:25:29 PM
12 Angry Men sounds like an amazing gay video.
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Sentow, I Guess
Pancake
posted 01-28-2010 01:52:08 AM
quote:
Greenlit wrote this stupid crap:
12 Angry Men sounds like an amazing gay video.

Don't forget about The Dirty Dozen.

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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-28-2010 07:40:03 AM
Hot Shots
In The Heat Of The Night
Happy Feet (fetish, obviously)
Driving Miss Daisy
Shaft

Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 01-28-2010 at 07:40 AM.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-28-2010 08:00:36 AM
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Aw, geez, I have Greenlit all over myself!
12 Angry Men sounds like an amazing gay video.

Is.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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Jargum
Doughnut
posted 01-28-2010 08:04:13 AM
The Fast and the Furious
The Postman
Driving Miss Daisy
Hot Shots! Part Deux
Spaceballs
Pearl Harbor
Monsters vs Aliens (Fetish)
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-28-2010 04:49:32 PM
Hot Fuzz
Milk
Velvet Goldmine
Undercover Brother
Hedwig And The Angry Inch
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Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 01-28-2010 05:10:52 PM
The Midnight Meat Train
The Box
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Driving Miss Daisy
The Uninvited
Scream
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
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Sentow, I Guess
Pancake
posted 01-28-2010 08:45:01 PM
The Big Red One
The Pianist
The Horse Whisperer DEAR GOD I HATE MYSELF

And hey, can we do video games, too?

Symphony of the Night
Dark Void

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Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 01-30-2010 12:31:28 AM
OK, I read a few of these to my wife and now she is addicted to finding more

Boys Don't Cry
I Know What You Did Last Summer
In And Out
Gone In 60 Seconds
Anaconda
Anacondas
Octopussy
The Two Towers
The Iron Giant
That Thing You Do

"There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there you'll be free if you truly wish to be."
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Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 01-30-2010 03:36:18 AM
Sister Act
The Passion of the Christ
Home Alone
The Firm
Every Which Way But Loose
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-30-2010 03:39:08 AM
Naked Lunch
The Nude Bomb
Driving Miss Daisy
The Naked Gun 33 1/3
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 01-30-2010 06:03:37 AM
Touching the Void
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Sentow, I Guess
Pancake
posted 01-30-2010 12:04:30 PM
Black Beauty
It Happened One Night
The African Queen
Rope
KIERKEGAARD

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Number 1 Poster
posted 01-30-2010 12:04:33 PM
Disney's The Little Mermaid


am I doing this right?

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