1. Democratic government installed in Iran.
2. Cloning technology refined to replace an extinct species.
3. Auto industry revolution for fewer emissions.
I'm optimistic 
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
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1. Death
2. Taxes
HAH
WOMEN AM I RIGHT
AND HOW ABOUT THESE GOVERNMENT BAILOUTS I SURE WISH THE GOVERNMENT WOULD GIVE ME A BAILOUT
GLOBAL WARMING? UHHH IT'S SNOWING GREAT CALL MR GORE
DEATH AND TAXES IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE THEY ARE BEING COMPARED IN A MANNER THAT SUGGESTS THEY ARE BOTH COMMON AND AWFUL A GUY LIKE ME CAN RELATE TO THAT SORT OF HUMOR
1) The first manned flight to Mars is undertaken.
2) Promising treatment for a number of diseases are discovered from stem cell research including the cure for cancer.
3) Cookie Monster, driven to the brink of insanity by severe cutbacks on his 'sometimes' food source of cookies, goes on a homicidial killing spree in the buroughs of Seasame Street. The final death toll before police snipers take him out will be 14 plue one Elmo.
2. China's Oil industry will privatize, explode, and seriously challenge the middle east.
3. MTV will finally Change their Name in the same retarded fashion of spike or Syfy, to reflect that they in fact never play Music videos ever.--Seriously after Flipping through and catching a glimpse of Jersey Shore, What further proof is needed? I mean who really thinks a show about a bunch of Greasy Ginny fuckwads is a good idea?--
1. Politicians from various parties promise during election campaigns to make things better. After being elected they either do nothing but talk, or actually fuck shit up worse than before.
2. A sports team from a major American city will win its respective sports' championship. Excessive celebration and property damage follows.
3. A major celebrity will be involved in a scandal involving their use of drugs, alcohol or deviate sexual practices. Or possibly all three at once.
And just for you guys, here's a special bonus prediction:
The US Postal Service finally gets involved in e-mail in a big way, but only after figuring out a way to both slow down the flow of electrons and charge an exobritant and ever-escalating rate for doing so.
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From the book of Ghost of Forums Past, chapter 3, verse 16:
I predict only two sure things.1. Death
2. Taxes
I'm pretty sure we can find a cure for that first one.
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Random Insanity Generator attempted to be funny by writing:
I'm pretty sure we can find a cure for that first one.
The first is the cure for the second already.
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Tarquinn Model 2000 was programmed to say:
The first is the cure for the second already.
Naw they pretty much just transfer whatever you owe to the next of kin and then tax it.
And tax.
They tax tax.
No. Really. 
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
In England, they tax dying.And tax.
They tax tax.
No. Really.
Let me tell you how it will be
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Kermitov 2 had this to say about Duck Tales:
Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me.
Less restrictive legislation, harsher penalties for infractions.
I will be less of a fatty.
WELP GET THAT BUICK READY I'LL ASSUME THE POSITION
1. A Host/Hostess or co-host for a reality show will have something so tragic happen to them that they can no longer Host the reality show. Possibly death.
2. Medical research will finally be approved to go into testing of human patients being able to grow their own spare body parts through stem cell and cloning technologies combined.
3. December of 2012, a cult of people will hide in a huge bunker underground which collapses killing them all. Over 200 people lose their life in this ironic tragedy.
Hope everyone is doing well. Don't join any cults. 
Gen
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The propaganda machine of Callalron's junta released this statement:
There's one for you, nineteen for me.
In the seventies, the capital gains tax in Britain was actually 97%. I know that "Taxman" was a decade earlier, they still got it basically right.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
In the seventies, the capital gains tax in Britain was actually 97%. I know that "Taxman" was a decade earlier, they still got it basically right.
Wasn't Taxman written because "the fab four" got hit with some extortionate 90+% tax rate?
But people will continue to deliberate over global warming in the coming years anyway Steven Steve fucked around with this message on 12-14-2009 at 07:49 AM.
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