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Ghost of Forums Past
Pancake
posted 09-09-2009 09:43:45 PM
Last year, the extent of my culinary skills consisted of making pasta, toasting ellios pizza, and throwing burgers on a George foreman grill. My new years resolution was to learn to cook, and I haven't looked back since.

I'm making this thread because I just made the best desert I had in a while - Grilled Pineapple.

Here's the recipe:
Grilled Pineapple
1) Drain a coconut and put the juice in a bowl
2) Grind up cinniman and put that on a plate
3) Cut open a pineapple into slices, pitting the center
4) Dip the pinapple in the coconut juice, then the cinnaman, shaking off the excess
5) Grill 4-5 minutes each side of the pineapple slice

Please post your favorite recipes so i can make more food.

edit: For added color, bonus points if you respond in troll-speak.

Ghost of Forums Past fucked around with this message on 09-09-2009 at 10:07 PM.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-10-2009 08:14:15 AM
Doppelbock steak:

Get nicely marbled hunk of steak. Get a bottle of Ayinger's Celebrator Doppelbock. Pour the beer on the steak. Let it marinate for up to 24 hours. Grill over charcoal. Enjoy.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Xian
Pancake
posted 09-10-2009 09:00:09 AM
quote:
So quoth Ghost of Forums Past:

Please post your favorite recipes so i can make more food.

edit: For added color, bonus points if you respond in troll-speak.


*opens up book 'How to serve man'* It's a cookbook, a cookbook!

Alright mon, da name of da dish be leftova surprise! Here is da recipe.

1. Cook up some ramen.
2. Cook up some instant rice.
3. Pour it all into a large bowl.
4. Mix in 2-3 tablespoons of butter and an overdose of salt and pepper.
5. Mix in some leftovers, beef works well.
6. ????

As an added bonus, we gonna throw in anudda recipe!

1. Cook up some mac n cheese.
2. Cook up some scrambled eggs.
3. Cook up some bacon.
4. Throw da bacon and eggs into da mac n cheese.
5. Mix in like five tablespoons of mayo (Miracle Whip works well).
6. Stir vigorously.
7. Serve in either a sandwhich, tortilla, or just eat it out of da pan!

Dere ya go, two recipes sure to taste good and fill ya up. Note dat if you don't have troll regenerashun, you may have some troubles.

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