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Poll: How many kids you want/have?

1: None

2: One

3: Two

4: Three

5: Four

6: Five or more

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Karnaj

Road Warrior Queef

posted 09-03-2009 12:52:58 PM

The question: do you want to have kids some day? If you've already have a kid or three, do you plan to have more?

As for me, I'm firmly set against reproduction, for both economic and philosophical reasons. Fortunately, my wife shares this view (a large reason why we got married), so there's no tension because of this stance.

Besides, I can't be a dad. I still play Rock Band, for fuck's sake.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Beer.

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Mortious

Gluttonous Overlard

posted 09-03-2009 01:06:58 PM

Yes, if only to pass on my plainly superior genes.

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Tarquinn

Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar

posted 09-03-2009 01:48:00 PM

None for me.

Besides, I can't be a dad. I cannot play Rock Band, for fuck's sake.

Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 09-03-2009 at 01:49 PM.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.

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Nina

posted 09-03-2009 03:29:09 PM

I don't feel like being a teacher, so if I'm going to corrupt the youth with my filthy tranniness, I'd better get kids of my own.

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Blindy

Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!

posted 09-03-2009 03:38:01 PM

Three!!!

Three kids!!! Ah aah aaaah.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.

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Naimah

In a Fire

posted 09-03-2009 09:38:02 PM

Would have preferred to shoot for only one, but the fiancée is set on at least two. So two it shall be.

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Greenlit

posted 09-03-2009 09:50:47 PM

Couldn't fathom it.

I'd fuck a kid up bad.

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Trent

Smurfberry Moneyshot

posted 09-04-2009 12:47:29 AM

none for me thanks.

ew.

gross.

and it's a shared view, so yes, that works out wonderfully.

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Maradon!

posted 09-04-2009 07:15:24 AM

I'd like to have at least three kids, to be a net positive to the human population, for philosophical reasons.

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Vallo, the Second Coming

Pancake

posted 09-04-2009 08:32:46 AM

I want none for many years to come still, but eventually two.

"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special."

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Azakias

Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)

posted 09-04-2009 11:01:13 AM

Never intended on having kids, but wound up with two anyway.

Cant say I regret it, though.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"

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Bloodsage

Heart Attack

posted 09-04-2009 02:25:42 PM

Let's see...married 20 years with no kids...

Why would I want to share my toys?!!@1

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Callalron

Hires people with hooks

posted 09-04-2009 11:34:45 PM

Got one. The wife and I would like one more, preferably a girl. But regardless, no more than two. That way we can cover them man-to-man. Any more and we'd have to play them in some kind of zone defense, and that never works out the way you hope.

Callalron
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Suddar

posted 09-05-2009 12:31:19 AM

I would love to have children. I'm afraid to, though. It's just a lot of responsibility, not to mention expensive. I'd probably like to have 3 someday.

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Liam

Swims in Erotic Circles