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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-25-2009 03:52:31 PM
Hee

Some choice ones:

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LARS AND THE REAL GIRL: Retarded man doesn’t know what sex toy is for.
METROPOLIS: Efficient society undone by unions.
MILK: Uppity queer dies.
300: Gays kill blacks.

Quite a few others that are good, too.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 08-25-2009 05:29:35 PM
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA: Redneck trucker kills Chinese immigrants.

The best part of Big Trouble in Little China is that is about as accurate a synopsis as I've ever seen.

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
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Zair
The Imp
posted 08-25-2009 06:06:54 PM
STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
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Timpofee
Mancake
posted 08-26-2009 09:44:52 AM
BLADE RUNNER: Man with no apparent skill stumbles into escaped robots, fails to kill most, fucks one

This one had me cracking up for about 30minutes

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-26-2009 09:59:11 AM
Cause I'm playing the new Batman game right now, this one seems pretty accurate:

BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.

And the my fav of the bunch:

TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum.

Katrinity fucked around with this message on 08-26-2009 at 09:59 AM.

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Pouncer of the 12th degree!
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Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-26-2009 12:42:37 PM
SWEENEY TODD: Businesses flourish when freed from stringent regulation.
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Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 08-27-2009 12:05:54 AM
RED DAWN: Despite shock-and-awe tactics, a superior occupying force is no match for a tenacious sect of terrorist insurgents.
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