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Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-11-2009 02:19:07 PM
But I'm not sure, I like.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith


Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 08-11-2009 02:46:27 PM
Copied and pasted a random line from the last Autoblog RSS article I saw.

For reference, it's worth noting that after the Vanquish - the effective predecessor to the DBS - was on the market for three years.


You - DBS predecessor - Active, 3 Year War

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
posted 08-11-2009 03:02:42 PM
Heart Attack
posted 08-11-2009 04:13:28 PM
I tried, "I never met a man I didn't like." Not only was it hilarious...it said it doubted it would ever reach equilibrium. Scary.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

posted 08-11-2009 06:18:10 PM
Google is making fun of my language.
How are you gentlemen?
y halo thar

Willias fucked around with this message on 08-11-2009 at 06:29 PM.

Kaglaaz How'ler
posted 08-11-2009 07:27:58 PM
Oh this is going to be fun for Red Dwarf quotes!


posted 08-11-2009 11:28:28 PM
Cold in an Alley
posted 08-12-2009 09:14:53 AM
Willias really knows where their towel is...
Google is making fun of my language.
How are you gentlemen?

Looks like they need to put in a recursive loop check.

Didn't do too badly with this one though.

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 08-12-2009 09:25:35 AM
posted 08-12-2009 09:52:39 AM
Your mother is so fat when she sits around the house she really sits around the house

After a while turns into
"Fat around the house is located in the mother around the house, sat in fact, she"


Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-12-2009 10:24:12 AM
Have you heard, the bird is the word!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Vallo, the Second Coming
posted 08-14-2009 01:20:54 AM
I've been through the desert as a man with no pants, it felt good to be out for a chant. In the desert you can go without jeans and let the wind whip at your beans.
"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special."
Ghost of Forums Past
posted 08-14-2009 08:21:54 PM
This is strangely entertaining.

Do they speak English in what?

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.

Ghost of Forums Past fucked around with this message on 08-14-2009 at 08:25 PM.

Captain Tarquinn
Don't Ask
posted 08-15-2009 03:26:59 AM
Hi, I'm a plumber. I am, I may not have heard the need for wet locations.
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
posted 08-15-2009 11:25:01 AM
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