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Trent fucked around with this message on 05-11-2009 at 02:43 PM.
I went to Jordan's Furniture IMAX. They have orthopedic seats with sub woofers. What that means is that when there's an explosion, your seat vibrates.
While I don't want to spoil anything, I will say it's an exceptional movie. Think of it as the Batman Returns of the Star Trek franchise.
Steven Steve fucked around with this message on 05-11-2009 at 10:26 PM.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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There was much rejoicing when Steven Steve said this:
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MUSHROOM MUSHROOM.
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Karnaj thought about the meaning of life:
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Old threads make me sad and remind me of when EC used to be fun and full of retarded people to make fun of.
Now we just have Zair.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
THIS INVALIDATES THE ENTIRE MOVIE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
My girlfriend wants us to dress up as Uhura and Spock for halloween Maradon! fucked around with this message on 05-12-2009 at 06:39 PM.
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Maradon! said:
FUCK UHURA ORDERS A CARDASSIAN DRINK SEVENTY YEARS BEFORE THE FEDERATION MAKES FIRST CONTACT WITH THE CARDASSIAN EMPIRETHIS INVALIDATES THE ENTIRE MOVIE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I liked that episode of something I saw ages ago, where I can't remember what it was, but it had William Shatner in it playing himself at a Star Trek convention. People were asking him those kinds of questions and he said "IT'S A TV SHOW FOR GODS SAKE!".
Nerds can be so annoying sometimes when it comes to continuity.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mortious was all like:
I liked that episode of something I saw ages ago, where I can't remember what it was, but it had William Shatner in it playing himself at a Star Trek convention. People were asking him those kinds of questions and he said "IT'S A TV SHOW FOR GODS SAKE!".Nerds can be so annoying sometimes when it comes to continuity.
Bah, your star wars universe has a guy who's job it is to keep cannon. He looks over everything star wars to make sure nothing contradicts itself.
Star Trek, on the other hand, is a clusterfuck. TNG alone had 155 writers of the course of its 198 episodes.
edit: That said, the new Star Trek did a damn good job keeping up with the major aspects and paying tribute to the old episodes, from kirk having sex with a green woman to the man in red being the first to die to common catchphrases. Ghost of Forums Past fucked around with this message on 05-12-2009 at 10:16 PM.
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A sleep deprived Maradon! stammered:
The green woman was goddamn hot, too
Rachel Nichols
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Steven Steve had this to say about Captain Planet:
As if Lashanna was attractive enough to be a porn star
tbh her ecfaces pic was from a porn set though
I dunno, it really doesn't matter, I was just curious.
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Ghost of Forums Past had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Bah, your star wars universe has a guy who's job it is to keep cannon.
Canon, goddammit!
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Monica said:
So since nobody gives a shit anymore, is it cool if I ask what the deal really was with her?
EC was her MMORPG.
And we all know about girls in MMORPG's. 
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Captain Tarquinn said:
Canon, goddammit!
Thank you, good sir. My mistake.
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Mortious still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
EC was her MMORPG.And we all know about girls in MMORPG's.
Didn't someone get banned for pointing out that the original images were bogus?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Blindy wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
The green chicks's red lips were just weird looking. Green chicks should have green lips, damnit.
Her lips were gold.
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Those good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye, singin' this'll be the day that I Timpofee:Her lips were gold.
Monica fucked around with this message on 05-13-2009 at 11:38 AM.
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From the book of Karnaj, chapter 3, verse 16:
Didn't someone get banned for pointing out that the original images were bogus?
Yeah. Reynar.
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Verily, the chocolate bunny rabbits doth run and play while Mortious gently hums:
I liked that episode of something I saw ages ago, where I can't remember what it was, but it had William Shatner in it playing himself at a Star Trek convention. People were asking him those kinds of questions and he said "IT'S A TV SHOW FOR GODS SAKE!".Nerds can be so annoying sometimes when it comes to continuity.
That sounds like Tim Allen in Galaxy Quest. Awesome movie.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bajah enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
... just... damn!
I'm addicted to paper-thin girls. Girls you could break by coughing in their general direction. The first step with any addiction is to admit it.
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Maradon! had this to say about dark elf butts:
Haha, and she's playing Scarlet in the new G.I. Joe movie (which looks stupid)
Why couldn't they just make GI Joe a film with small squad combat in an urban setting against terrorists trying to blow something important up? Why do they got to go and add in SUPER SUITS and other bullshit.
Sure, it'd be a rip off of every other film like that that's come out since 9/11, but it wouldn't be an abortion that I don't even have any desire to see.(And I had every single issue of Marvel's GI Joe series before most of them got ruined when we moved from Chicago)
The only redeeming quality from the trailers is that Christopher Eccleston was awesome in Gone in 60 Seconds as the asshole British villain and he looks to be pretty awesome in GI Joe as the asshole Scottish villain.
Also I am severely dissapointed that Sgt. Slaughter doesn't have a cameo. I know he's old, but come on. He could be General Hawk's old retired war buddy or something. Bricktop fucked around with this message on 05-13-2009 at 07:10 PM.
and loved the new Star Trek. roles were nailed pretty dead on I'd say.
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Maradon! had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
FUCK UHURA ORDERS A CARDASSIAN DRINK SEVENTY YEARS BEFORE THE FEDERATION MAKES FIRST CONTACT WITH THE CARDASSIAN EMPIRETHIS INVALIDATES THE ENTIRE MOVIE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
My girlfriend wants us to dress up as Uhura and Spock for halloween
Ah, but as this movie has space time continuum issues (starting with the day of Kirk's birth) all of the "canon" can be shot out the airlock.
I loved this movie, best of ALL the Star Trek movies out there IMO. I'd love a series to come out of it. I'm trying to find an excuse to make the 2 hour trip to Minneapolis to see this on the IMAX. The OmniMAX (domed IMAX screen) in Duluth isn't getting the movie.
Hope it's better than Nemesis.
.. fuck, watching paint dry is better than Nemesis.
