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Topic: From the makers of 2 girls, 1 cup...
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-23-2009 10:31:11 AM
...comes 15 songs, 1 band. What were you expecting?

Like the Whose Line game, using song titles from one artist, answer these questions:

Artist/Band:

1. Are you male or female:

2. Describe yourself:

3. How do you feel about yourself?

4. Describe your ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend:

5. Describe your current boy/girl situation:

6. Describe your current location:

7. Where do you want to be?

8. Describe your best friend(s):

9. What's your favorite color?

10. You know that:

11. What's the weather like?

12. If your life were a TV show, what would it be called?

13. What's the best advice you can give?

14. What would you like to change your name to?

15. What would you have engraved on your tombstone?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-23-2009 12:47:17 PM
Fruiting up my own thread.

Artist/Band: Metallica

1. Are you male or female:
Of Wolf and Man

2. Describe yourself:
Frantic

3. How do you feel about yourself?
King Nothing

4. Describe your ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend:
The Thing That Should Not Be

5. Describe your current boy/girl situation:
Nothing Else Matters

6. Describe your current location:
Frayed Ends of Sanity

7. Where do you want to be?
Where the Wild Things Are

8. Describe your best friend(s):
The Unforgiven

9. What's your favorite color?
Blackened

10. You know that:
To Live is to Die

11. What's the weather like?
My Apocalypse

12. If your life were a TV show, what would it be called?
...And Justice For All

13. What's the best advice you can give?
Carpe Diem Baby

14. What would you like to change your name to?
One

15. What would you have engraved on your tombstone?
Ride the Lightning

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Captain Tarquinn
Don't Ask
posted 04-23-2009 01:39:34 PM
Fuck you for taking Metallica!


Artist/Band:
The Offspring


1. Are you male or female:
Killboy Powerhead


2. Describe yourself:
A Lot Like Me

3. How do you feel about yourself?
No Hero

4. Describe your ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend:
She's Got Issues

5. Describe your current boy/girl situation:
All I Want

6. Describe your current location:
Living In Chaos

7. Where do you want to be?
Million Miles Away

8. Describe your best friend(s):
Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)

9. What's your favorite color?
Black Ball

10. You know that:
Stuff Is Messed Up

11. What's the weather like?
Staring At The Sun

12. If your life were a TV show, what would it be called?
The Worst Hangover Ever

13. What's the best advice you can give?
Trust In You

14. What would you like to change your name to?
Da Hui

15. What would you have engraved on your tombstone?
The End Of The Line

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
Brahmin Bloodlust
High Priest of Drysart
posted 04-23-2009 02:05:18 PM
Artist/Band: NOFX

1. Are you male or female:
My Name's Bud

2. Describe yourself:
I Wanna Be An Alcoholic

3. How do you feel about yourself?
We March To The Beat Of An Indifferent Drum

4. Describe your ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend:
Monosylabic Girl

5. Describe your current boy/girl situation:
Take 2 Placebos And Call Me Lame

6. Describe your current location:
Idiots Are Taking Over

7. Where do you want to be?
Seeing Double At The Triple Rock

8. Describe your best friend(s):
We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows

9. What's your favorite color?
The Black And White

10. You know that:
You Drink, You Drive, You Spill

11. What's the weather like?
Forming

12. If your life were a TV show, what would it be called?
One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville

13. What's the best advice you can give?
There's No Fun In Fundamentalism

14. What would you like to change your name to?
Philthy Phil Philanthropist

15. What would you have engraved on your tombstone?
I Am Going To Hell For This One

Greenlit
posted 04-23-2009 02:16:17 PM
Harder than you'd think.

Artist/Band:
Bob Dylan

1. Are you male or female:
Poor Boy

2. Describe yourself:
I Am A Lonesome Hobo

3. How do you feel about yourself?
A Man of Constant Sorrow

4. Describe your ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend:
Queen Jane Approximately

5. Describe your current boy/girl situation:
She Belongs To Me

6. Describe your current location:
Desolation Row

7. Where do you want to be?
Tangled up in Blue

8. Describe your best friend(s):
Blackjack Davey, He Was A Friend Of Mine

9. What's your favorite color?
Blue Moon

10. You know that:
The Times They Are a Changin'

11. What's the weather like?
Blowin' in the Wind

12. If your life were a TV show, what would it be called?
Knockin' on Heaven's Door

13. What's the best advice you can give?
Don't Think Twice, It's All Right

14. What would you like to change your name to?
Mr. Tambourine Man

15. What would you have engraved on your tombstone?
It's Alright Ma (I'm Only Bleeding)

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 04-23-2009 02:21:19 PM
Artist/Band: Soundgarden

1. Are you male or female: Spoonman

2. Describe yourself: Ugly Truth

3. How do you feel about yourself?: Fell on Black Days

4. Describe your ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend: Rusty Cage

5. Describe your current boy/girl situation: Burden in my Hand

6. Describe your current location: Limo Wreck

7. Where do you want to be?: Full on Kevin's Mom

8. Describe your best friend(s): Nothing to Say

9. What's your favorite color?: Black Hole Sun

10. You know that: I Awake

11. What's the weather like?: Dusty

12. If your life were a TV show, what would it be called?: Loud Love

13. What's the best advice you can give?: No Wrong No Right

14. What would you like to change your name to?: Ty Cobb

15. What would you have engraved on your tombstone?: The Day I Tried to Live

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-23-2009 06:14:53 PM
nofx was taken

Artist/Band: Rancid

1. Are you male or female: Bob

2. Describe yourself: Stand your Ground or I Am the One

3. How do you feel about yourself? Let's Go

4. Describe your ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend: Bad Policeman

5. Describe your current boy/girl situation: Corazon de Oro

6. Describe your current location: Hooligans

7. Where do you want to be? Trenches

8. Describe your best friend(s): Old Friend

9. What's your favorite color? Vanilla Sex

10. You know that: I'm Not the Only One

11. What's the weather like? Listed MIA

12. If your life were a TV show, what would it be called? Disorder and Disarray

13. What's the best advice you can give? It's Quite Alright

14. What would you like to change your name to? Harry Bridges

15. What would you have engraved on your tombstone? You Don't Care Nothin

Number 1 Poster
posted 04-23-2009 06:43:03 PM
Artist/Band:
Les Miserables

1. Are you male or female:
Javert's Intervention

2. Describe yourself:
Master Of The House

3. How do you feel about yourself?
A Heart Full Of Love

4. Describe your ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend:
Lovely Ladies

5. Describe your current boy/girl situation:
On My Own

6. Describe your current location:
AT THE BARRICADE

7. Where do you want to be?
Castle On A Cloud

8. Describe your best friend(s):
Valjean Arrested

9. What's your favorite color?
Red And Black

10. You know that:
Dog Eats Dog

11. What's the weather like?
A Little Fall Of Rain

12. If your life were a TV show, what would it be called?
Empty Chairs At Empty Tables

13. What's the best advice you can give?
Drink With Me

14. What would you like to change your name to?
Finale

15. What would you have engraved on your tombstone?
Do You Hear The People Sing?


Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 04-23-2009 07:47:00 PM
Artist/Band: The Irish Rovers

1. Are you male or female:

The Wee Lass on the Brae

2. Describe yourself:

The Tinker

3. How do you feel about yourself?

The Star of the County Down

4. Describe your ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend:

Johnny, I Hardly Knew Ye

5. Describe your current boy/girl situation:

All Through the Night

6. Describe your current location:

The Deep Blue Sea

7. Where do you want to be?

Ten Thousand Miles Away

8. Describe your best friend(s):

The Best of Friends Must Part

9. What's your favorite color?

Fiddler's Green

10. You know that:

Years May Come, Years May Go

11. What's the weather like?

The Wind That Shakes the Corn

12. If your life were a TV show, what would it be called?

Wasn't That a Party?

13. What's the best advice you can give?

Don't Call Me Early in the Morning

14. What would you like to change your name to?

Waltzing Matilda

15. What would you have engraved on your tombstone?

Wild Rover No More

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Steven Steve
posted 04-23-2009 07:50:56 PM
Artist/Band: The Wiggles

1. Are you male or female: Great Big Man In Red

2. Describe yourself: Cocky Want A Cracker

3. How do you feel about yourself? Having Fun At The Beach

4. Describe your ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend: Gypsy Rover

5. Describe your current boy/girl situation: We Like To Say Hello

6. Describe your current location: Watching The Waves

7. Where do you want to be? Walking On The Moon

8. Describe your best friend(s): The Lion And The Unicorn

9. What's your favorite color? Big Red Boat

10. You know that: Butterflies Flit

11. What's the weather like? Here We Go Mexico City!

12. If your life were a TV show, what would it be called? Getting Strong

13. What's the best advice you can give? Listen To The Drummer Playing

14. What would you like to change your name to? Henry The Octopus

15. What would you have engraved on your tombstone? Can You Dig It?

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 04-24-2009 12:28:38 AM
Artist/band: Queen

1. Are you male or female: Good old fashioned lover boy

2. Describe yourself: I want it all

3. How do you feel about yourself? I want to break free

4. Describe your ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend: Play the game

5. Describe your current boy/girl situation: Headlong

6. Describe your current location: Now I'm here

7. Where do you want to be? Fat bottomed girls

8. Describe your best friend(s): Friends will be friends

9. What's your favorite color? The march of the black queen

10. You know that: The show must go on

11. What's the weather like? Under pressure

12. If your life were a TV show, what would it be called? Who wants to live forever

13. What's the best advice you can give? Crazy little thing called love

14. What would you like to change your name to? Flash

15. What would you have engraved on your tombstone? Another one bites the dust

Caid '5 Fists' Berrit fucked around with this message on 04-24-2009 at 12:29 AM.

'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
Nina
posted 04-24-2009 01:20:20 AM
Artist/Band: Smashing Pumpkins

1. Are you male or female: Girl Named Sandoz

2. Describe yourself: Perfect

3. How do you feel about yourself? Melon Collie and the Infinite Sadness

4. Describe your ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend: Wound

5. Describe your current boy/girl situation: Try, Try, Try

6. Describe your current location: Home

7. Where do you want to be? Spaced

8. Describe your best friend(s): We Only Come Out At Night

9. What's your favorite color? Blue

10. You know that: Blue Skies Bring Tears

11. What's the weather like? Stellar

12. If your life were a TV show, what would it be called? Where Boys Fear to Tread

13. What's the best advice you can give? To Forgive

14. What would you like to change your name to? Ava Adore

15. What would you have engraved on your tombstone? Farewell and Goodnight

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