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Topic: Fox News does an article about 4chan
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-07-2009 03:12:25 PM
And wins for using "/b/tards" in a legitimate fashion. And about a thousand times.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Steven Steve
posted 04-07-2009 05:24:52 PM
moralfags
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
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Maradon!
posted 04-07-2009 06:06:11 PM
I love how everyone who does an article on 4chan portrays it as some sort of gathering place for high powered international life-hackers. Given how many failed triforces I see around and how successful the old "copy this into notepad and name it brix.js to shit brix" board hack is, I'd guess that maybe 0.001% of the people who visit 4chan even know the most rudimentary HTML, let alone how to hack a myspace page.

That's the power of crowdsourcing, I guess.

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 04-07-2009 at 06:07 PM.

nem-x
posted 04-07-2009 06:18:13 PM
nem-x
posted 04-07-2009 06:18:46 PM
Greenlit
posted 04-07-2009 06:24:46 PM
fuck this thread

this thread now hijacked

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnHCWfC_79Y

nem-x
posted 04-07-2009 06:32:05 PM
nem-x
posted 04-07-2009 06:48:36 PM
quote:
nem-x's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:

he also won

Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 04-08-2009 05:36:35 PM
quote:
Greenlit probably says this to all the girls:
fuck this thread

this thread now hijacked

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnHCWfC_79Y


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zAogVgDiwM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyN5sAShqOA(that whole match was hilarious, the best was the boot to the face at the end. I love the look on Hogan's face when he turns around and sees Michaels flopping all over the place)

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Greenlit
posted 04-08-2009 05:57:29 PM
After learning the story behind the Fingerpoke, I hated WCW more than ever.

Hogan jobbed to Goldberg during his streak in exchange for being the one to break it. He traded that to Nash for the poke.

And that Michaels/Hogan match is one of my favorite ever. Michaels is the fucking man, and was amazing at WM25 as ever.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-08-2009 06:26:01 PM
quote:
And now, we sprinkle Greenlit liberally with Old Spice!
After learning the story behind the Fingerpoke, I hated WCW more than ever.

Hogan jobbed to Goldberg during his streak in exchange for being the one to break it. He traded that to Nash for the poke.


To hear Nash tell it, it was all part of a plan to get Goldberg's heat back. The idea was that he'd have to go through the entire NWO to get back at Hogan again, and the buildup would turn him into the dominant face the company needed.

Unfortunately, he decided to punch a limo window with his bare forearm, and him having to sit out kinda fucked their plans in the ass, contributing to the further downward spiral.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 04-09-2009 10:57:59 AM
quote:
Greenlit stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
And that Michaels/Hogan match is one of my favorite ever. Michaels is the fucking man, and was amazing at WM25 as ever.

I don't watch wrestling anymore but I caught a bit of Raw a few weeks ago and found out Shawn Michaels was wrestling the Undertaker at WM25.

I didn't see it since I don't watch wrestling anymore, but that has the potential to be a Kurt Angle/Undertaker(that was one of my favorite matches ever and I don't think anyone thought it would be that good, as banged up and past their prime as both guys were) level sleeper match, but I'm just afraid they did something stupid like have Shawn Michaels end Undertakers Wrestlemania streak.

Please tell me they didn't do something stupid like have Shawn Michaels end Undertakers Wrestlemania streak.

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 04-09-2009 11:01:32 AM
quote:
Karnaj wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
To hear Nash tell it, it was all part of a plan to get Goldberg's heat back. The idea was that he'd have to go through the entire NWO to get back at Hogan again, and the buildup would turn him into the dominant face the company needed.

Unfortunately, he decided to punch a limo window with his bare forearm, and him having to sit out kinda fucked their plans in the ass, contributing to the further downward spiral.


Haha, I remember that. He was breaking the windows with a black rod that you couldn't see in his black glove so it looked like he was punching them out, and it slipped out of his hand and flew into the backseat of the limo. So instead of ad libing a little bit like anyone with some brains would do he decided to try to punch out the last window for real.

Hey, it works in the movies!

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-09-2009 11:09:30 AM
quote:
And coming in at #1 is Bricktop with "Reply." I'm Casey Casem.
Haha, I remember that. He was breaking the windows with a black rod that you couldn't see in his black glove so it looked like he was punching them out, and it slipped out of his hand and flew into the backseat of the limo. So instead of ad libing a little bit like anyone with some brains would do he decided to try to punch out the last window for real.

Hey, it works in the movies!


To be fair, he did punch it out after a couple of shots. He just sliced up his forearm so bad that he needed surgery to re-attach everything. And now he's on the SPEEEEEED CHANNEL, so hooray?

And don't worry, Michaels laid down for Taker.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 04-09-2009 11:12:42 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Karnaj wrote:
And don't worry, Michaels laid down for Taker.

I don't blame him. I'd lie down for Taker too.

He's so dreamy.

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Greenlit
posted 04-09-2009 12:30:58 PM
I pulled WM25 off my torrent site the other day, I can't afford no PPVs, son.

It was a great match, but I was disappointed that two things did not happen:

Oldschool reversal into SCM

and a simultaneous kip-up/sit-up

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-09-2009 08:52:25 PM
Maffew's already given WM25 the Botchamania treatment. God bless that man.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Greenlit
posted 04-09-2009 09:34:18 PM
No joke that was probably the worst ladder match I've ever seen, but I haven't seen them all.
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 04-10-2009 04:31:12 PM
MEN IN UNDERWEAR PRETENDING TO FIGHT AND RUBBING THEIR SWEATY OILED BODIES AGAINST EACH OTHER IS COMPELLING TELEVISION.
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 04-10-2009 05:27:04 PM
quote:
How.... Blindy..... uughhhhhh:
MEN IN UNDERWEAR PRETENDING TO FIGHT AND RUBBING THEIR SWEATY OILED BODIES AGAINST EACH OTHER IS COMPELLING TELEVISION.

They're serious athletes ok

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-10-2009 09:35:00 PM
i love the undertaker's shitty new submission which is actually a fucked up and wrong version of the gogaplata.

except you BLEED

i dont watch wrestling ok i just saw a funny youtubes

heres a funny youtube i dunno

Skaw
posted 04-11-2009 02:53:41 AM
quote:
Karnaj got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Maffew's already given WM25 the Botchamania treatment. God bless that man.

You'd really think Vince would sends these guys off to get lessons in improv.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 04-12-2009 03:14:26 PM
My roommate and I decided to get wrestlemania.

We were both disappointed with how the Money in the Bank match ended. Kofi Kingston needed to end the match with that run up the ladder. That would have made it awesome.

Zair
The Imp
posted 04-12-2009 05:23:35 PM
Someone tell me the name of this show.

There was a show on when I was a kid (sometime in the 1990s I guess) that was like professional wrestling except with martial arts.

Like, there were elaborate storylines behind the matches and stuff. Wish I remembered what it was called.

Number 1 Poster
posted 04-12-2009 07:43:05 PM
THUNDERDOME

or something stupid.

Zair
The Imp
posted 04-12-2009 07:52:10 PM
quote:
nem-x is SUPER gay had this to say about Tron:
THUNDERDOME

or something stupid.


Nevermind, I found it.

Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 04-12-2009 10:45:03 PM
Man that show was great and so terrible at the same time.
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
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