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Topic: Furries
ArtieFox
Pancake
posted 03-16-2009 11:28:14 PM
Furries are people who dress up in animal costumes like mascots. They are fun-loving and hurt no one. Remember we, as hominids, are all animals. Furries have a great appreciation for natural things in nature, and in-depth knowledge of natural animal anatomy. They foster peace and unifying spirit.

They care and give great thought to every activity that they do to be sure it causes no harm. They have open minds to any and all people and their specific beliefs.

Furries are very artistic in their costuming, pictures, and videos. Showing anatomically-correct creatures is always acceptable in their work, because these things are found in nature.

Furries are loving people and accept anyone who does not show hate or openly harmful behavior.

Steven Steve
posted 03-16-2009 11:33:05 PM
fag
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nem-x
posted 03-16-2009 11:33:39 PM
Kermitov 2
Pancake
posted 03-16-2009 11:36:39 PM
so glad we cleared this up... do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to?
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 03-16-2009 11:37:16 PM
did you rape a cat and you're just testing out a dry run of your defense or something?
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 03-16-2009 11:39:36 PM
on second thought, this might be an awesome troll and i fell for it
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 03-16-2009 11:50:23 PM
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Greenlit
posted 03-17-2009 12:06:51 AM
I need to pull security camera footage from when a gang of furries came to my theater to see Watchman a little while ago
Ares
posted 03-17-2009 01:40:34 AM
quote:
nem-x painfully thought these words up:
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Awesome.

Skaw
posted 03-17-2009 01:47:02 AM
quote:
ArtieFox stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
in-depth knowledge of natural animal anatomy.

I'm sure it helps when they're dreaming of having sex with them.

Greenlit
posted 03-17-2009 01:50:46 AM
quote:
Greenlit had this to say about Tron:
I need to pull security camera footage from when a gang of furries came to my theater to see Watchman a little while ago

i mean, it was fucking weird because there were 7 of them in their group

three gay couples and one single guy. each couple was dressed in separate matching costumes.

one couple was in punk/emo shit, with fake tails. another was dressed in some shitty feudal era japanese crap, with tails too, of course. the third was in european renaissance getup + tails.

none of my employees knew what the fuck and I wasn't about to start trying to explain

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-17-2009 08:05:21 AM
Sweeeeet.
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 03-17-2009 08:06:13 AM
If they have an open mind then they surely must understand how they are fucking weird?
Jargum
Doughnut
posted 03-17-2009 09:11:30 AM
That's what they are? Mort, you have lied to me!
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-17-2009 09:43:32 AM
quote:
Jargum said:
That's what they are? Mort, you have lied to me!

Mortious fucked around with this message on 03-17-2009 at 09:43 AM.

Jargum
Doughnut
posted 03-17-2009 12:02:53 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Punky Brewster:
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nem-x
posted 03-17-2009 12:09:24 PM
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-17-2009 01:27:25 PM
Jargum
Doughnut
posted 03-17-2009 01:38:11 PM
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-17-2009 02:11:38 PM
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Gadani
U
posted 03-17-2009 06:36:14 PM
quote:
ArtieFox attempted to be funny by writing:
Furries are people who dress up in animal costumes like mascots. They are fun-loving and hurt no one. Remember we, as hominids, are all animals. Furries have a great appreciation for natural things in nature, and in-depth knowledge of natural animal anatomy. They foster peace and unifying spirit.

They care and give great thought to every activity that they do to be sure it causes no harm. They have open minds to any and all people and their specific beliefs.

Furries are very artistic in their costuming, pictures, and videos. Showing anatomically-correct creatures is always acceptable in their work, because these things are found in nature.

Furries are loving people and accept anyone who does not show hate or openly harmful behavior.


Natural animal anatomy does not include a cat with 36D tits.

Gadani fucked around with this message on 03-17-2009 at 06:36 PM.

Naimah
In a Fire
posted 03-19-2009 07:54:49 AM
And in nature animals eat each other. Hardly unifying and spiritual.
Nina
posted 03-19-2009 08:30:23 AM
So do furries.
Maradon!
posted 03-19-2009 06:47:08 PM
That's funny, I always thought furries were misanthropic sexual deviants who'd seen too many disney movies.

Now I know that they're actually mascots.

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 03-19-2009 09:23:50 PM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
That's funny, I always thought furries were misanthropic sexual deviants who'd seen too many disney movies.

Now I know that they're actually mascots.


Yeah, mascots for a bunch of misanthropic sexual deviants.

Callalron
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