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Topic: This is why you're fat.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-05-2009 12:31:52 PM
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Yes, this means you, fatty.

Page 2 has the grossest thing ever. Pork brains? Ewwwww.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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Greenlit
posted 03-05-2009 12:34:12 PM
A bacon-wrapped hotdog sounds pretty good.
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Nina
posted 03-05-2009 12:42:17 PM
I made this last weekend. While preparing it was a lot of fun, the sausage took over all the bacon taste.

Obviously I didn't put enough bacon.

Nina fucked around with this message on 03-05-2009 at 12:43 PM.

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Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 03-05-2009 04:31:07 PM
What, no Luther burgers?

Also not sure how Welsh Rarebit ended up there; not that bad for you and plenty tasty.


edit: n/m they're on page 11

Sakkra fucked around with this message on 03-05-2009 at 04:34 PM.

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 03-05-2009 07:52:24 PM
oh the humanity... the horror...
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 03-06-2009 12:06:56 AM
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Nina had this to say about Duck Tales:
I made this last weekend. While preparing it was a lot of fun, the sausage took over all the bacon taste.

Obviously I didn't put enough bacon.

That is the coolest thing ever!

My wife is a member of a baby message board and one of the sub-boards is dedicated to childhood allergies, of which my son has numerous. Apparently Bacon is one of the main food groups for alot of kids with allergies and this was their "weekly bacon update" item.


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mmm...

Norim Stumpfighter fucked around with this message on 03-06-2009 at 12:10 AM.

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Nina
posted 03-06-2009 01:37:04 AM
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Norim Stumpfighter stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
That is the coolest thing ever!

My wife is a member of a baby message board and one of the sub-boards is dedicated to childhood allergies, of which my son has numerous. Apparently Bacon is one of the main food groups for alot of kids with allergies and this was their "weekly bacon update" item.


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mmm...

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Greenlit
posted 03-06-2009 03:17:34 AM
I wish this were the olden days when people with food allergies simply died out due to their genetic inferiorities.
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Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 03-06-2009 10:21:01 AM
I wish these were the olden days when I could kill you with stones for being a homofag.
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Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 03-06-2009 10:21:42 AM
No offense to the homofags.
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Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 03-06-2009 12:08:30 PM
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Blindy. probably says this to all the girls:
I wish these were the olden days when I could kill you with stones for being a homofag.

I dunno. Sean's crazy, from the backwoods of Georgia, and has more guns than any human being should ever own.

My money's on him if it were the "olden days".

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
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Greenlit
posted 03-06-2009 12:31:07 PM
I only brought three with me to Florida.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-06-2009 01:21:02 PM
Livin' the thrillbilly lifestyle, baby.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 03-06-2009 02:50:59 PM
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This one time, at Nina camp:

I've had that... wasn't impressed. Tasted more like smokey salt than bacon

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Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 03-06-2009 09:52:28 PM
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Greenlit stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I only brought three with me to Florida.

what the fuck were you thinking

seriously, what the fuck

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Greenlit
posted 03-07-2009 02:14:58 AM
I was moving into a house where I didn't have a room to myself okay

christ I'm working on getting the rest down here into my new apartment alright

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Captain Tarquinn
Don't Ask
posted 03-09-2009 04:08:23 PM
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-09-2009 04:37:54 PM
Oh, now I see it! It took me a while.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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