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Poll: Who is the rapist?
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Topic: Of the following posters...
Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-18-2008 11:07:28 AM
Which is most likely to be arrested for rape?
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-18-2008 11:17:53 AM
Ooh, that's a tough one. None of the usual rapists-in-training are in the poll, and most people on the list are in monogamous relationships with someone else, or their own hands.

OK, let's break it down. Bloodsage and Blindy are out, because as we all know, it's not rape once you're married. Mort's bisexual, and as we all know, gay dudes live at the eye of the perfect storm of jizz, so he has no need. Same goes for Sean and Black. Snoota just bangs fat chicks, so he's covered. Nem is asexual, so that leaves us with Delid and Maradon. Of them, I think it'd be Maradon. Not because he wants to rape, but he would have the bad luck of banging a psycho chick who baselessly accuses him, resulting in his arrest, but the charges would be dropped after a few days.

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Beer.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 12-18-2008 11:31:36 AM
I'm gonna have to go with not me.
nem-x
posted 12-18-2008 01:28:51 PM
Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 12-18-2008 01:57:02 PM
I live in Las Vegas and work at a Strip Club. I can always just bang one of my coworkers for a hundred bucks if it gets to that point.
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Mightion Defensor
posted 12-18-2008 04:30:19 PM
I'm gonna have to go with Maradon "She Told Me She Was Eighteen, Your Honor", I'm afraid.
Greenlit
posted 12-18-2008 04:39:12 PM
I'm writing in a vote for Mightion.
Led
*kaboom*
posted 12-18-2008 04:48:56 PM
quote:
nem-x's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
pic

Woah, what game is this?

nem-x
posted 12-18-2008 05:29:38 PM
Maradon!
posted 12-18-2008 06:57:51 PM
STATUTORY IS NOT REALLY RAPE
nem-x
posted 12-18-2008 08:14:52 PM
aaronpaccione:hey

nemaoki:fatty

aaronpaccione:Is it harder to get a tranq gun than a real gun?

aaronpaccione:in the states

nemaoki:what

nemaoki:not like it shard to get a real gun

aaronpaccione:Is it just as easy or harder to get a tranquiler gun and ammo than a real gun and ammo

nemaoki:rapist

Number 1 Poster
posted 12-18-2008 08:25:38 PM
quote:
nem-x had this to say about Pirotess:
aaronpaccione:hey

nemaoki:fatty

aaronpaccione:Is it harder to get a tranq gun than a real gun?

aaronpaccione:in the states

nemaoki:what

nemaoki:not like it shard to get a real gun

aaronpaccione:Is it just as easy or harder to get a tranquiler gun and ammo than a real gun and ammo

nemaoki:rapist


You can rape someone just as easy with a real gun.

Here let me post Sean's or Snoota's reply while I'm at it to that post

"It's more fun to do with with a real gun"

edit: But seriously do tranquilizer guns have the same laws as regular guns in order to buy them? Do you need a permit for them?

nem-x is gay fucked around with this message on 12-18-2008 at 08:26 PM.

Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 12-18-2008 08:34:07 PM
Left-field vote for nem-x. It won't really be rape--just some very realistic role-play--but a neighbor will overhear something and there will be a terrible misunderstanding.

Otherwise, Maradon all the way.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 12-19-2008 12:29:09 PM
Rape isn't about the sex.
Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 12-19-2008 01:47:11 PM
If it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid.
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
nem-x
posted 12-19-2008 11:22:19 PM
Skaw
posted 12-20-2008 12:10:55 PM
Nem is flying a killer whale that looks pissed off.
Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 12-20-2008 12:31:17 PM
quote:
nem-x is gay had this to say about Optimus Prime:
You can rape someone just as easy with a real gun.

Here let me post Sean's or Snoota's reply while I'm at it to that post

"It's more fun to do with with a real gun"

edit: But seriously do tranquilizer guns have the same laws as regular guns in order to buy them? Do you need a permit for them?


I've never seen a tranquilizer gun for sale

take that as you will

edit: the actual tranquilizer drug is probably a controlled substance.

Arttemis fucked around with this message on 12-20-2008 at 12:33 PM.

Number 1 Poster
posted 12-20-2008 12:50:15 PM
I was just kind of wondering if non-lethal force was harder to obtain than lethal force.
Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 12-20-2008 12:57:14 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived nem-x is gay stammered:
I was just kind of wondering if non-lethal force was harder to obtain than lethal force.

given that to be used properly, you'd need a vet or anesthesiologist to sign off on dosages so that it stays nonlethal...

Number 1 Poster
posted 12-20-2008 01:16:04 PM
quote:
Arttemis thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
given that to be used properly, you'd need a vet or anesthesiologist to sign off on dosages so that it stays nonlethal...

That's hilarious.

nem-x
posted 12-20-2008 01:18:17 PM
Number 1 Poster
posted 12-20-2008 01:19:19 PM
(my username)
Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 12-20-2008 01:23:54 PM
quote:
nem-x is gay said this about your mom:
That's hilarious.

tranquilizers aren't really nonlethal for humans, btw

Anakha's PS3
Pancake
posted 12-20-2008 01:26:58 PM
Why not get a taser? those count as non-lethal force.
Steven Steve
posted 12-24-2008 12:12:56 PM
quote:
Maradon! enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
STATUTORY IS NOT REALLY RAPE

yeah

And for that matter, I am probably going to be the first to "rape" before all these people. I'm insulted my name isn't up there, branleh.

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