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Damnati
Filthy
posted 11-11-2008 07:12:38 PM
Enjoy

That is all.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-11-2008 07:51:31 PM
In principle, I approve, but it needs more real chicks with huge boobs.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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Maradon!
posted 11-11-2008 07:51:35 PM
This is cool and all but did this have to be specifically directed at me?
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Damnati
Filthy
posted 11-11-2008 07:56:40 PM
quote:
Maradon! was listening to Cher while typing:
This is cool and all but did this have to be specifically directed at me?

I just remembered off-hand you requesting daemonettes a while back when I procured a few new ones.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

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Karnaj
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posted 11-11-2008 08:00:25 PM
quote:
Karnaj still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
In principle, I approve, but it needs more real chicks with huge boobs.

Maradon, that was your cue to drop some science on us one time.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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Maradon!
posted 11-11-2008 08:12:25 PM
I do like chicks with huge tits, I must say.
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Damnati
Filthy
posted 11-11-2008 08:17:05 PM
A small selection.

A gif or two and some arty shits snagged from deviantart.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

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Zair
The Imp
posted 11-11-2008 08:44:52 PM
I assumed it was heavy chicks
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Maradon!
posted 11-11-2008 09:04:36 PM
In terms of weight I don't really discriminate much. Past a certain point, you're looking at a person who just doesn't put any effort or discipline into their body at all, but up til then I really don't care much.

I'm even flexible on big tits, but the huge ones make my weener get big the best and I just can't help that.

In other words, this is pretty good

but this is pretty awesome as well

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Maradon!
posted 11-11-2008 09:07:06 PM
this too

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-12-2008 06:25:09 AM
Now we're in business.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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Vallo, the Second Coming
Pancake
posted 11-12-2008 07:09:29 AM
happy birthday, slobby!
"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special."
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Steven Steve
posted 11-12-2008 07:17:15 AM
I like ab girl and the last one from the last link, sand dollar nipples be nasty
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Steven Steve
posted 11-12-2008 07:18:23 AM
quote:
Maradon! attempted to be funny by writing:
[QB]In other words, this is pretty good

Does her Baron Harkonnen neck turn you on?

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Steven Steve
posted 11-12-2008 07:21:30 AM
"Oh no I'm getting low body fat I'd better get implants like every other woman in Western civilization!"

"I'm busty [and fat]."

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Maradon!
posted 11-12-2008 07:28:21 AM
God damn it I didn't even notice the double chin in that pic before you pointed it out.
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Inferno-Spirit
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posted 11-12-2008 07:38:51 AM
I just looked at the thread and was shocked and disgusted by her neck immediately. God damn, that's one fat neck. Crop that shit.
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
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Steven Steve
posted 11-12-2008 09:30:24 AM
Yes, whereas her veiny udders and flabby pale body are highly arousing
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Inferno-Spirit
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posted 11-12-2008 01:39:28 PM
Hey now. Don't knock pale.
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Inferno-Spirit
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posted 11-12-2008 02:07:39 PM







Inferno-Spirit fucked around with this message on 11-12-2008 at 02:16 PM.

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Inferno-Spirit
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posted 11-12-2008 02:08:37 PM
Hmmm. I probably should have rescaled those.

edit: I forget to remove the large one and then it's too old to edit. Oh well.

Inferno-Spirit fucked around with this message on 11-12-2008 at 02:18 PM.

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Steven Steve
posted 11-12-2008 02:20:01 PM
Paleness is foolish and darker skin tones are clearly the superior phenotype for everything in this day and age
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Number 1 Poster
posted 11-12-2008 03:18:13 PM
I wanna post too

I'm New fucked around with this message on 11-12-2008 at 03:18 PM.

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Steven Steve
posted 11-12-2008 03:23:27 PM
That's ok but she has the physique of a chan and probably has messed up teeth from what I can see
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Number 1 Poster
posted 11-12-2008 03:30:01 PM
Show us your girls
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Steven Steve
posted 11-12-2008 04:17:13 PM
Some of my girls are already contained in that second link, but I don't go browsing the internet looking for softcore pictures of mediocre women if that's what you mean.
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Number 1 Poster
posted 11-12-2008 04:53:23 PM
What about softcore photos of muscle men?
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-12-2008 06:25:50 PM
You know, I guess Asian women are in their own way cute, but I've never seen an Asian woman even fake enjoying herself in porn. Well, that's not entirely accurate. I've never seen a Chinese/Japanese/Korean woman in porn that wasn't either in agony or apparently constipated. Every other ethnicity seems to be able to pretend to enjoy it. Well, maybe not Eskimo or other Inuit peoples, but TBH, I've never seen Eskimo porn.

And yes, I dare you.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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Greenlit
posted 11-12-2008 07:12:37 PM
It's true; Asian women hate sex.

I've done extensive research on the subject.

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Greenlit
posted 11-12-2008 07:13:28 PM
But my research is not complete, I've yet to rule out the handgun as the upsetting factor.
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Maradon!
posted 11-12-2008 10:32:13 PM
I'm going to have to go ahead and pretty much completely disagree with Steve's taste in women.
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Inferno-Spirit
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posted 11-12-2008 10:50:24 PM
But do you go browsing the internet looking for softcore pictures of mediocre women?
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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 11-13-2008 12:21:01 AM
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Check out the big brain on Karnaj!
You know, I guess Asian women are in their own way cute, but I've never seen an Asian woman even fake enjoying herself in porn. Well, that's not entirely accurate. I've never seen a Chinese/Japanese/Korean woman in porn that wasn't either in agony or apparently constipated. Every other ethnicity seems to be able to pretend to enjoy it. Well, maybe not Eskimo or other Inuit peoples, but TBH, I've never seen Eskimo porn.

And yes, I dare you.

Maya Hills.

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Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 11-13-2008 04:38:58 AM
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A sleep deprived Greenlit stammered:
But my research is not complete, I've yet to rule out the handgun as the upsetting factor.

Maybe it's your punishingly large cock.

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
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Steven Steve
posted 11-13-2008 06:12:46 AM
Oh godddd an Everquest player physique *rubs one off*
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-13-2008 06:26:01 AM
I thought it was *rubs one out*. Maybe it's a regional thing.
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Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 11-13-2008 07:45:09 AM
*Rubs one out* is correct
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-13-2008 08:06:22 AM
Steve faps so hard, it comes off.
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Steven Steve
posted 11-13-2008 09:45:10 AM
There has been too much violence. Too much pain. None here is without sin. Just stop masturbating to anything but beastiality, pedophilia, and BDSM tortures, and I will spare your lives. Just walk away, and there will be an end to the horror. I will give you one day to decide.

Steven Steve fucked around with this message on 11-13-2008 at 09:46 AM.

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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 11-23-2008 12:46:44 AM
quote:
While possessed by the spirit of Somthor, Greenlit wrote:
It's true; Asian women hate sex.

I've done extensive research on the subject.

I always theorized that this was untrue, and they were just tied down by social shit, but after 4 months in Hong Kong with boring flat skanks who were more or less completely uncomfortable with sex and their sexuality, I can decisively and scientifically conclude this to be true within a very reasonable margin of error.

hey
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