Thank goodness for medicated wipes
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Willias said this about your mom:
Between 2 and 4. Usually 2.
4 bowel movements a day sounds pretty time consuming
I poop maybe four times a week.
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Maradon! Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Holy shit you people shit a lotI poop maybe four times a week.
It's not that we shut a lot, it's that you don't shit that much.
It doesn't take long, but it's... energetic Maradon! fucked around with this message on 10-30-2008 at 09:07 PM.
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Nobody really understood why Azakias wrote:
I'm pretty regular. Once a day sounds about right.
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Zair's account was hax0red to write:
4 bowel movements a day sounds pretty time consuming
well, usually if I go that much it's because I ate spicy/mexican food/White Castle the day before and it didn't quite agree with me.
otherwise twice in the morning and i'm good for the day.
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Maradon! still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
Holy shit you people shit a lotI poop maybe four times a week.
That's insanity. You should be suffering from beer shit alone four times a week. I suggest you eat a handful of baby carrots a day. Not only will you receive a bounty of nutrients from them, but you'll pass softer, effortless, more voluminous stools pretty much every day.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Oh wait, girls don't poop. Disregard that.
Norim Stumpfighter fucked around with this message on 10-31-2008 at 02:30 AM.
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Ares said:
Oh wait, girls don't poop.
They do.
But only into cups. 
I post on the internet instead.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Maybe this has something to do with the gouts of blood that explode from my asshole every couple months.
Can you blame me? Just look at this motherfucker
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Maradon! had this to say about Duck Tales:
If I ever met Obama, I'm pretty sure I could get him to realize that his entire view of economics was completely wrong.
If only he had met someone as smart as you at Harvard
Our country could have been saved from Socialism.
At least once Premier Obama institutes UHC you can go to a doctor about the ass bleeding.
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x--ZairO-('-'Q) :
If only he had met someone as smart as you at HarvardOur country could have been saved from Socialism.
At least once Premier Obama institutes UHC you can go to a doctor about the ass bleeding.
It's not really the level of intelligence that matters, since much of the error in socialist thinking is the result of a few very basic, misconceived assumptions about the world.
And yes once I get through the waiting list and assuming that my condition has not been de-prioritized as low risk by a government official, I'll be able to get my butt looked at by the medical equivalent of a DMV employee. I can't wait! Maradon! fucked around with this message on 10-31-2008 at 08:53 PM.
Oh right, Maradon posted. 
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Mortious impressed everyone with:
How did a poll about bowel movements end up as political discussion?Oh right, Maradon posted.
To be fair, Bowel Movements and Politics are pretty much the same thing these days.
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We all got dumber when Skaw said:
To be fair, Bowel Movements and Politics are pretty much the same thing these days.
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