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Topic: Man sues God
Damnati
Filthy
posted 10-16-2008 06:01:49 PM
Judge throws out the case on the grounds that God lacks an address.

Damnati fucked around with this message on 10-16-2008 at 06:02 PM.

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Maradon!
posted 10-16-2008 06:16:57 PM
Uh, hello, god doesn't need an address he's omnipresent
Timpofee
Mancake
posted 10-16-2008 07:59:41 PM
I thought that Churches were the "House of God" wouldnt you just be able to deliver it there?
Mightion Defensor
posted 10-16-2008 09:01:21 PM
quote:
Timpofee fell asleep and read just about every paragraph.
I thought that Churches were the "House of God" wouldnt you just be able to deliver it there?

He would still have to sign for it, being an official letter, and all that.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 10-16-2008 10:33:38 PM
quote:
I wish Mightion Defensor would say this more often:
He would still have to sign for it, being an official letter, and all that.

Nuns are God's wives, so they can sign for it.

Greenlit
posted 10-17-2008 01:58:18 AM
There's no signing involved, he just has to be subpoenaed.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 10-17-2008 06:37:22 PM
quote:
So quoth Greenlit:
There's no signing involved, he just has to be subpoenaed.

Won't he be in contempt of court if he doesn't show up? Ah wait, omnipresence. Damnable.

At least he's already served lots of time in jail.

Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 10-18-2008 12:27:56 AM
I'd think their only real concern would be testimony.

I mean... Omniscience, omnipresence, and omnipotence pretty much cover all of God's bases in terms of legality, but is it ethical to swear in a witness on his own book?

Mightion Defensor
posted 10-18-2008 12:38:45 AM
quote:
From the Book of Armaments, Mooj did read;
I'd think their only real concern would be testimony.

I mean... Omniscience, omnipresence, and omnipotence pretty much cover all of God's bases in terms of legality, but is it ethical to swear in a witness on his own book?


There's a "Cross-examination" joke I won't make here.... blame the remnants of my Catholic upbringing.

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