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posted 10-01-2008 01:27:28 PM


OrangeBrand
By a Truck
posted 10-01-2008 01:56:16 PM
Damn she is hot

Damn she is hot

Damn she is ... WTF..

I would just do her face...

SPELLCHECK is a four letter word.
Steven Steve
posted 10-01-2008 02:21:28 PM
OH GOD WHAT A BABE WOW I WAS TOTALLY FOOLED, DAMN MY HORMONES AND CULTURAL CONDITIONING AW MAN DAWG SHE WAS SO HOT
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
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"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
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Maradon!
posted 10-01-2008 02:27:19 PM
I don't get it.
Maradon!
posted 10-01-2008 02:32:47 PM
Oh wait, she's chunky? That's a good thing.
Steven Steve
posted 10-01-2008 03:02:25 PM
Look at her with her painted nails

Like an EQ ogre

Fuck cosmetics

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 10-01-2008 03:22:32 PM
quote:
This one time, at band camp, Maradon! said:
Oh wait, she's chunky? That's a good thing.

Size 6-12 is a good thing.

Size 16-20 is a bit much.

Maradon!
posted 10-01-2008 03:28:36 PM
quote:
x--Blindy.O-('-'Q) :
Size 6-12 is a good thing.

Size 16-20 is a bit much.


Maybe for you. I like my women to have meat on their bones.

Mightion Defensor
posted 10-01-2008 04:18:17 PM
quote:
And the Replyobots combined to form Maradon!, who roared:
Maybe for you. I like my women to have meat on their bones.

Meat, yes. Cellulite, not so much.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 10-01-2008 04:46:32 PM
I like to be impaled on the hip-bones of my lovers.
Steven Steve
posted 10-01-2008 05:28:18 PM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about pies:
Maybe for you. I like my women to have meat on their bones.

She's obviously obese

In other words, I am telling you to die

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 10-01-2008 06:12:19 PM
black is slimming
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Maradon!
posted 10-01-2008 06:45:11 PM
I guess I like obese chicks then.

No skin off my nose. You keep the knock kneed harpies, I'll take giant tits and big ass.

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 10-01-2008 at 06:46 PM.

Steven Steve
posted 10-01-2008 06:57:39 PM
And heart disease, poor genes, low energy, etc.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 10-01-2008 06:58:00 PM
Things exist between those two you know
Maradon!
posted 10-01-2008 06:59:33 PM
Steven Steve
posted 10-01-2008 07:07:36 PM
So basically yes, we are right.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Steven Steve
posted 10-01-2008 07:10:05 PM
Oh god what the fuck am I saying Maradon, I apologize. This girl is clearly a perfect picture of health.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 10-01-2008 07:23:08 PM
I just like fat chicks because they suck cock like it's the last one they'll ever see.
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Maradon!
posted 10-01-2008 07:24:38 PM
Why can't you accept that some dudes dig chubby chicks
Steven Steve
posted 10-01-2008 07:28:33 PM
I can accept that, I just can't accept that an ostensibly rational person would
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 10-01-2008 08:11:04 PM
Body Mass Index is utter bollocks anyway.
Willias
Pancake
posted 10-01-2008 08:23:02 PM
her face is cute, she has a pretty smile, and looks like she has a nice rack

i'd hit it

Willias fucked around with this message on 10-01-2008 at 08:23 PM.

OrangeBrand
By a Truck
posted 10-01-2008 08:58:49 PM
I second on the fat girl head.

I almost had a tear come out once.. It was that impressive. Had to have a second take with another fat chick to make sure the myth was not a myth.

Fat girls give better head.

SPELLCHECK is a four letter word.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 10-01-2008 09:41:27 PM
Maradon!
posted 10-01-2008 09:49:22 PM
lemme guess, "big girl you are beautiful" by mika

Ah I was right. The funniest part of that song is that Mika is so anorexia thin.

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 10-01-2008 at 09:50 PM.

Nina
posted 10-01-2008 09:55:47 PM
quote:
Maradon! wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
The funniest part of that song is that Mika is so anorexia thin.

And most likely not into girls at all.

Naimah
In a Fire
posted 10-01-2008 10:32:05 PM
Maradon!
posted 10-01-2008 10:42:02 PM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Nina who doth quote:
And most likely not into girls at all.

Yeah, when he's asked if he's gay in interviews he responds that he doesn't like labels, which means he's definitely gay.

I dun got banned
Pancake
posted 10-02-2008 12:03:48 AM
I'd hit it. High five Maradon.
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