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Topic: This is what the inside of my fridge looks like right now
Number 1 Poster
posted 08-23-2008 09:12:16 PM
I'm movin to Florida
nem-x
posted 08-23-2008 09:13:15 PM
you have negative two days to drink those
nem-x
posted 08-23-2008 09:15:16 PM
also who the hell refrigderates soy sauce
Number 1 Poster
posted 08-23-2008 09:17:10 PM
Real Men
nem-x
posted 08-23-2008 09:18:13 PM
Blackened
posted 08-23-2008 09:22:43 PM
you'll look better with facial hair, just don't over-do it

also why don't you buy some food

Blackened fucked around with this message on 08-23-2008 at 09:23 PM.


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Number 1 Poster
posted 08-23-2008 09:24:17 PM
your mother
Number 1 Poster
posted 08-23-2008 09:25:10 PM
quote:
Blackened painfully thought these words up:
you'll look better with facial hair, just don't over-do it

also why don't you buy some food


my food consists of noodles, rice, and more noodles

Blackened
posted 08-23-2008 09:25:38 PM
quote:
I'm New.
my food consists of noodles, rice, and more noodles
no wonder you're just a big fat sack of carbs

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Number 1 Poster
posted 08-23-2008 09:26:32 PM
quote:
Blackened had this to say about dark elf butts:
no wonder you're just a big fat sack of carbs

I've been losing 1lbs per week for 8 weeks now actually. Turns out lifting boxes and lots of walking and keep off the carb gain!

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-23-2008 09:42:30 PM
Too bad they can't alleviate your mother's shame.
Steven Steve
posted 08-23-2008 10:02:22 PM
"Carb gain" ha ha

If you just ate whole eggs and no soy or noodles your nuts would be so big

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Number 1 Poster
posted 08-23-2008 10:10:33 PM
quote:
So quoth Steven Steve:
"Carb gain" ha ha

If you just ate whole eggs and no soy or noodles your nuts would be so big


I got huge balls

Number 1 Poster
posted 08-23-2008 10:10:52 PM
BALLS
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-23-2008 10:11:57 PM
Your boobs.

Ha.

Number 1 Poster
posted 08-23-2008 10:13:46 PM
quote:
I'm New obviously shouldn't have said:
BALLS

qiyd

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-23-2008 10:16:57 PM
quote:
This one time, at Mr. Parcelan camp:
Your boobs.

Ha.


Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 08-24-2008 02:01:50 AM
quote:
nem-x's fortune cookie read:
also who the hell refrigderates soy sauce

Read the label: some say "Refrigerate after opening."

Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Skaw
posted 08-24-2008 02:07:02 AM
quote:
So quoth Vernaltemptress:
Read the label: some say "Refrigerate after opening."

Maybe low sodium soy sauce does. The regular stuff is pretty high in it that it probably could outlast us.

OrangeBrand
By a Truck
posted 08-24-2008 08:53:27 PM
I think all your orange juice is expired.

Plus everyone know High pulp is the way to go.

SPELLCHECK is a four letter word.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 08-24-2008 09:04:32 PM
Here's mine:

The Door:

The Freezer:

Skaw
posted 08-24-2008 10:19:21 PM
Fal needs to clean out his freezer and shut it off to let some of that ice formation break away.
OrangeBrand
By a Truck
posted 08-24-2008 11:48:36 PM
Needs to get another fridge, one with an automatic defrost.
SPELLCHECK is a four letter word.
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 08-24-2008 11:54:47 PM
quote:
OrangeBrand had this to say about Tron:
Needs to get another fridge, one with an automatic defrost.

You like pulpy orange juice. Your opinion on everything is invalid.

nem-x
posted 08-25-2008 12:30:21 AM
quote:
Sakkra had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
You like pulpy orange juice. Your opinion on everything is invalid.

I bet you love sunny d

Greenlit
posted 08-25-2008 12:35:20 AM
seriously

pulpless orange juice is fucking sunny d

man up nigs

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 08-25-2008 12:49:04 AM
quote:
OrangeBrand wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Needs to get another fridge, one with an automatic defrost.

I live in an apartment, I don't own the fridge.

Steven Steve
posted 08-25-2008 12:56:42 AM
Man I wish they made grapefruit juice with lots of pulp

how off the chain would that be

halla

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 08-25-2008 01:07:06 AM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Steven Steve said:
Man I wish they made grapefruit juice with lots of pulp

how off the chain would that be

halla


That would be awesome.

Greenlit
posted 08-25-2008 01:14:50 AM
quote:
Steven Steve had this to say about Pirotess:
Man I wish they made grapefruit juice with lots of pulp

how off the chain would that be

halla


fuck me

we're gonna be rich, steve

OrangeBrand
By a Truck
posted 08-25-2008 05:30:47 AM
I drink the same brand Fal has. I prefer high pulp or at least pulp. If not then as stated you might as well be drinking Sunny D or orange kool aid.
SPELLCHECK is a four letter word.
Number 1 Poster
posted 08-25-2008 05:49:14 AM
Except Sunny D is loaded with sugar
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-25-2008 06:13:35 AM
quote:
I'm New said:
Except Sunny D is loaded with sugar

And chemicals. Mostly chemicals.

It's like drinking flavoured bleach.

OrangeBrand
By a Truck
posted 08-25-2008 06:28:26 AM
Flavored Bleach!
SPELLCHECK is a four letter word.
Blackened
posted 08-25-2008 07:07:34 AM
quote:
Steven Steve.
"Carb gain" ha ha

If you just ate whole eggs and no soy or noodles your nuts would be so big


really though,

instead of chowing down carbs all the time, throw a lot more protein in there. This way you'll see actual muscle growth instead of muscle and fat decay

eggs for breakfast, whatever for lunch, chicken and rice for dinner

If you want to lose fat the smart way just take in less fat you fatty.

Blackened fucked around with this message on 08-25-2008 at 07:08 AM.


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Steven Steve
posted 08-25-2008 08:05:49 AM
Right now I'm eating about 12 oz of ham, 6 whole eggs, an egg shell, and a whey shake with aniracetam you faggots
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Steven Steve
posted 08-25-2008 11:44:43 AM
Now I'm eating 6 oz of salmon, 1/2 cup of walnuts and sunflower seeds each, and another whey shake

GUESS WHAT MY GROCERY BILL IS HAHA

THIS PRE PACKAGED SHIT TASTES LIKE DOG FOOD

IT MAKES ME A HAAARD MAN

Steven Steve fucked around with this message on 08-25-2008 at 11:47 AM.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-25-2008 12:00:59 PM
Dude eats healthy. Dude eats healthy.

You know, I bet if you had, like, McDonald's or something, your body would turn into this horrible diarrhea factory in an attempt to expel the impurities as quickly as possible.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-25-2008 12:02:38 PM
I'ma win this showcase.
Steven Steve
posted 08-25-2008 12:07:07 PM
IF I HAD MCDONALD'S I'D BE BUFFER THAN EVER
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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