Is this a chiropractic thing or just tense muscles? Or should I stop consulting a group of people on the internet and go see a doctor?

Though if you know any therapeutic massage professionals, I guess a free rub down couldn't hurt.

Unlike chiropractors there's minimum education and licensing required.

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Maradon! posted

Chiropractors are charlitans

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The large majority of them are. You're better off getting a massage, or if you're in a large amount of pain (for some definition of large), actually going to a real doctor.

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Alidane obviously shouldn't have said:
real doctor.

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Still, probably not even needed. Get some good stretches in before work and see how it goes.

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Greenlit's fortune cookie read:
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Still, probably not even needed. Get some good stretches in before work and see how it goes.

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Before and afterwards.

Chiropractors aren't entirely bogus, they can do some helpful things, but most of the time the spine realignments they perform on people don't have a root cause of a structural defect, but more often than not, it's a muscle overtense on one side that pulls everything out of alignment. Popping a book to the edge of the shelf to align with all the other books while there's still a bungee cord attached to the back doesn't do much good other than throw your money away, tbh.

Look for a Massage Therapist. Any reputable establishment will call themselves that rather than masseur/masseuses.

Odds are good it's just a posture problem manifesting as tight muscles, but don't trust anyone other than an M.D. to tell you that definitively. C'mon--I thought all you Canookians were always bragging about your socialized medicine!

Now to find a walk in clinic that isn't closed by 8:00pm

As a mnemonic you can try to remember austin powers going "a sensual ma-ssage?"

He's another one of you canadian faggots so it shouldn't be hard

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 07-21-2008 at 08:58 PM.

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nem-x had this to say about Cuba:
Enough to make any poll he crates invalid

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Someone's bitter

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Aw, geez, I have nem-x all over myself!
i hope you get a man

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Joke 1:

So does he.

Joke 2:

And the man insists on giving a happy ending, after which the real massage therapist walks in.

Granted, since I havent gone in about two and a half months, the pain is back with a vengeance...

I should go to the doctor too..

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