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Topic: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In A Fight?
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 06-04-2008 04:37:29 PM
Show no mercy!
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

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Ares
posted 06-04-2008 04:41:20 PM
You could take on 26 five year old kids in a fight.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-04-2008 04:42:46 PM
26.

That sounds about right.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Ares
posted 06-04-2008 04:44:49 PM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Pirotess:
26.

That sounds about right.


You tied me.

Pussy.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-04-2008 04:52:58 PM
Well that's because my signature move, the release Dragon Suplex, is useless against five year olds because they can slip out of a full nelson. I'm forced to rely on goozles and knees to the face.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Anakha's Wii
Pancake
posted 06-04-2008 04:55:31 PM
You could take on 29 five year old kids in a fight.

Well, i have been working out.

"From the depths of my parent's basement, thy has truly struck a blow for nonconformity."
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 06-04-2008 05:17:41 PM
28. There's no mercy for the little fuckers.
Ares
posted 06-04-2008 05:22:09 PM
quote:
Karnaj Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Well that's because my signature move, the release Dragon Suplex, is useless against five year olds because they can slip out of a full nelson. I'm forced to rely on goozles and knees to the face.

Oh, ok.

I only got 26 cause I'm a dirty fighter.

OrangeBrand
By a Truck
posted 06-04-2008 05:44:36 PM
Only 28 here.

I am not a big fighter, but would resort to fighting dirty to win.

SPELLCHECK is a four letter word.
Steven Steve
posted 06-04-2008 06:10:46 PM
You could take on 37 five year old kids in a fight.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
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Greenlit
posted 06-04-2008 06:11:30 PM
29.

Fuck children.

Steven Steve
posted 06-04-2008 06:12:10 PM
I can kill the most children out of all of you
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 06-04-2008 07:38:37 PM
31 here.
Maradon!
posted 06-04-2008 07:47:05 PM
what the hell is a goozle
Vallo, the Second Coming
Pancake
posted 06-04-2008 08:53:58 PM
"You could take on 37 five year old kids in a fight."

Vallo, the Second Coming fucked around with this message on 06-04-2008 at 08:55 PM.

"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special."
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-04-2008 09:02:18 PM
quote:
And now, we sprinkle Maradon! liberally with Old Spice!
what the hell is a goozle

Slang for a chokeslam.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 06-05-2008 02:20:28 AM
Depends on the gun they give me for that fight.


Edit: (31)

Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 06-05-2008 at 02:39 AM.

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