Blue Moon Honey Moon - Blue Moon's summer seasonal beer, this is a clarified blonde ale with, shockingly, honey added to it. It's a good summer beer, because it's light and crisp, so you could get away drinking it on the Fourth of July. I personally found it lighter than Sam Adams Summer Ale, which means that Honey Moon didn't compare favorably in my eyes. Also, the batch I got was pretty strong on the honey flavor, which I have mixed feelings about. Sweet beer should be sweet because of the malts used, not because you drizzled a jar of honey in it. Still, this'll be in my rotation for the upcoming summer. Rating: 6.5 out of 10 buckets of anus blood.

Leinenkugel's Honey Weiss - Shit. Unremarkable, flavorless shit. You want to try this beer? Buy yourself a Miller Lite and stir in a spoonful of honey in. No, maybe half a spoonful. It's not explicitly offensive, it's just nothing. Probably the worst beer outside the usual suspects that I've had in a while. Rating: 3 out of 10 buckets of anus blood

Leinenkugel's Sunset Wheat - I spoke too soon. You think I would've learned my lesson, but I decided to give this brewery another shot. Let me be clear: this is beer in name only. It's so fucking syrupy sweet that it's basically a Zima with beer-type coloring added. Wheat? What wheat? Sunset? Perhaps over Candyland. This is like training beer, for people who like girly drinks and can't stand beer--and that is its only possible application. Atrocious! Rating: 1.5 out of 10 buckets of anus blood

And finally...

Sam Adams Irish Red - Picked up a sixer of this a few weeks back, and I gotta say, it's a damn fine red. Good malty texture, strong but not overwhelming hops, nice aftertaste. Easily comparable to Killian's or Smithwick's. Rating: 7 out of 10 buckets of anus blood

Karnaj fucked around with this message on 04-23-2008 at 11:09 AM.

"This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness."

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Aw, geez, I have Timpofee all over myself!
I am just wondering but what would rank a 1 or maybe lower on your scale?

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Nothing leaps to mind. See, even beers like Beast or Keystone Light are designed with a specific purpose: to go down easy and be refreshing. They're not meant to taste like much of anything, so you don't have much in the way of expectations for them. They'd probably get a between a 2 and a 3.

The Sunset Wheat, OTOH, actively offends me. It has tried to be something other than shit beer, and it has failed. It is worse than shit beer. It's shit beer that's been utterly ruined by dumping a bottle of high fructose corn syrup into it. The only reason I didn't give it a zero is because girls and homosexuals who can't stand beer might like it, so it could at least serve some sort of purpose.

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Dr. Gee had this to say about pies:
How can you afford vodak when you still owe me $400 in rent?

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I don't, I steal it from friends.

FYI I have no job right now, because my school hours don't allow it and I can't find anything that'll work around my schedule, and every cent I manage to make babysitting or whatever goes to car payments, which I need to get to school. I'm far from rolling in it.

Hence the need for vodka!

Oh, and the 17$ a month for gamefly, which I would kill myself without. The vice, the vice.

Kait fucked around with this message on 04-25-2008 at 03:19 PM.

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Kait obviously shouldn't have said:
I don't, I steal it from friends.

FYI I have no job right now, because my school hours don't allow it and I can't find anything that'll work around my schedule, and every cent I manage to make babysitting or whatever goes to car payments, which I need to get to school. I'm far from rolling in it.

Hence the need for vodka!

Oh, and the 17$ a month for gamefly, which I would kill myself without. The vice, the vice.

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That's a pretty weak excuse. There are people out there going fulltime to school, maintaining a good GPA mind you, WHILE working 1-2 jobs. So what if you have to deal with 6 hours of sleep instead of 8. Or if you have to work evenings instead of during the day. That's life, especially when you owe someone money. Look at night jobs, they tend to pay well. I'm sure there's a UPS or Fedex nearby you could look at.

Or guess what, fast food industries crave college students like you. Hook up with them.

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Addy spewed forth this undeniable truth:
blahblahblah

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OH GOD HELLO ADDY

I haven't talked to you in forever how are you.

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Falaanla Marr stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
OH GOD HELLO ADDY

I haven't talked to you in forever how are you.

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Not bad, was watching this one dude run his car over pedestrians and phone booths earlier. Then he rammed a guy into a building and went to the strip club afterwards.

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Addy's fortune cookie read:
Not bad, was watching this one dude run his car over pedestrians and phone booths earlier. Then he rammed a guy into a building and went to the strip club afterwards.

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orly

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Greenlit had this to say about Tron:
That's a good day if I've ever heard one.

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Good ol' American silicone-filled titties.

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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Addy said:
Not bad, was watching this one dude run his car over pedestrians and phone booths earlier. Then he rammed a guy into a building and went to the strip club afterwards.

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That's fucking alpha man. Fucking off the hook.

lmao

Steve with Bullshark Testosterone up his ass.

And funny balls.

I'm more like Bas Rutten

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJlqtj5YYLo

Steven Steve fucked around with this message on 05-01-2008 at 10:04 PM.