My favorite part, aside from thinking about testicles:
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He said the idea came from a constituent whose young daughter spotted an example of the trail hitch adornment and asked her father to explain it."'I didn't know what to tell her,"' Spruill said the constituent told him before Spruill vowed to stop such displays.
Goddamned repressed hicks. You say, "They're big fake balls, honey. You see, that guy's nuts are so small that he has to compensate by driving a large pickup truck and putting fake rubber balls on the trailer hitch. Also, he's probably a latent homosexual."
You know, or something to that effect.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
But if you see a woman driving a truck in the first place.
Also, watch the video on the page. There's something vaguely disturbing, yet hilarious about it.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
And yeah, I see a pair of those around every once in awhile, too. Always throws me off for a minute before I realize what they are.
All the guy had to say to the daughter was that it was a car ornament.
On another note, at least where I am living, it is illegal to have ornaments dangling from the rearview mirror.
And, this is the state that wants people in carseats and booster seats until they are 8 years old, and 4'11".
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Azakias stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
On another note, at least where I am living, it is illegal to have ornaments dangling from the rearview mirror.
This is dangling from the trailer hitch.
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Azakias wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Hah, an example of why I hate Virginia and cant wait to transfer outta here.All the guy had to say to the daughter was that it was a car ornament.
On another note, at least where I am living, it is illegal to have ornaments dangling from the rearview mirror.
And, this is the state that wants people in carseats and booster seats until they are 8 years old, and 4'11".
I know 19 year old girls that are barely taller than 4'11". Get out the booster seat.
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This one time, at Gadani camp:
This is dangling from the trailer hitch.
I know. My point is, just about any adornment that is not a sticker on the bumper is on the way out over here.
Funny and stupid at the same time...
These are just some of the things that come standard issue when a complete idiot buys a car. They should just put them all in a box at the dealership and call it the "Dipshit Starter Kit" and install it for another three grand on the loan that the parents will be paying on anyway. Maradon! fucked around with this message on 01-16-2008 at 10:40 PM.
I always thought those were pretty annoying.
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Peanut butter ass Shaq Azakias booooze lime pole over bench lick:
How about the garfield suction cup thingy that sticks to the inner windows of lots of cars?I always thought those were pretty annoying.
that's just soccer moms
I did forget the worst one, though
-A white oval with a black outline, with some indecipherable three-letter acronym in bold text in it
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Maradon! stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
that's just soccer momsI did forget the worst one, though
-A white oval with a black outline, with some indecipherable three-letter acronym in bold text in it
Don't forget the ones with text so small that no human being in another car could ever read it safely.
Those are for the really obscure locales. Like, the outer banks. OBX GUYZ RITE
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Maradon! had this to say about Captain Planet:
that's just soccer momsI did forget the worst one, though
-A white oval with a black outline, with some indecipherable three-letter acronym in bold text in it
Is there any sort of logic behind these?
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Delphi Aegis wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Don't forget the ones with text so small that no human being in another car could ever read it safely.Those are for the really obscure locales. Like, the outer banks. OBX GUYZ RITE
Being in NC myself, that OBX shit is all over the damn place. I hate those stickers.
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Alaan was naked while typing this:
Is there any sort of logic behind these?
When I was in Europe several years ago, people had them to indicate a country of origin... I didn't pay enough attention to see if they act in an official capacity that way, like a license plate, but I do remember seeing them there long before I ever saw them in the States.
