Have you reached the point where you buy cigarette boats to reclaim your squandered youth or is it more of a stool-softeners and orthopedic shoes in wrapping paper birthday?
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LeMiere had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Happy Birthday.
you're doing it wrong
I mean, I doubt he was ever young, but that's what he says.
Did I do it right?
So how's it hangin', Daddy-O? I hear Milli-Vanilli is the bee's knees.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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A sleep deprived Bloodsage stammered:
That's really my birthday. I turned--gasp!--42. Rather than the stool softener route, I've opted for reclaiming my youth through hanging out with hip youngsters.So how's it hangin', Daddy-O? I hear Milli-Vanilli is the bee's knees.
I believe Maradon is an avid user of the descriptor: "the cat's pajamas," so you may be able to reach this group of disaffected youth.
Happy Birthday. I shall kill a bottle of good vodka in your honor.
