So many feminists cling to this idiotic myth because they believe it's supremely disturbing to males. It isn't: if anything it's actually pretty comical, but the smug sense of veiled animosity that they discuss it with is incredibly irritating. Maradon! fucked around with this message on 12-21-2007 at 05:54 PM.
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Maradon! postedLooks unbelievably stupid
So many feminists cling to this idiotic myth because they believe it's supremely disturbing to males. It isn't: if anything it's actually pretty comical, but the smug sense of veiled animosity that they discuss it with is incredibly irritating.
I find it to be fairly disturbing, if only because I'm fairly attached to my ding-dong and wouldn't want it to be chomped off.
One was similar to a condom, but contained razor blades on the inside edge and would slice along the shaft of any penis inserted. Others had triggers that would do exactly as vagina-teeth would and chop off the offending rapist's penis.
Back at the turn of the century, inventors truly thought that it'd be normal for a woman to wear one of these. 
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Maradon! postedOh come off it, that's like saying baseball bats are disturbing because you don't like being clubbed in the head.
It may be an irrational fear, but then, so are a lot of things people get creeped out about. I don't see how vagina denata is any different than your run-of-the-mill ghost story.
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Alidane had this to say about Pirotess:
I find it to be fairly disturbing, if only because I'm fairly attached to my ding-dong and wouldn't want it to be chomped off.
Does this mean you refuse to ever let a girl go down on you too?
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Ozimander was naked while typing this:
It's an Apple website, Delphia. Do you have a problem with Apple?!
Yes. Yes I do. I continually find their shitty "quicktime task" in my startup log.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and CBTao was all like:
Does this mean you refuse to ever let a girl go down on you too?
I wouldn't say he refuses.
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Maradon! impressed everyone with:
Looks unbelievably stupidSo many feminists cling to this idiotic myth because they believe it's supremely disturbing to males. It isn't: if anything it's actually pretty comical, but the smug sense of veiled animosity that they discuss it with is incredibly irritating.
Do you honestly see feminist conspiracies in stupid movie hooks?
Alien vs. Predator 2?! A PITIFUL ALLEGORY FOR IRAQ!
Kung Fu Panda? JACK BLACK VOICES COMMUNIST APOLOGIST PROPAGANDA!
The Golden Compass? NICOLE KIDMAN TOLD ME TO STOP SENDING HER PICTURES OF MY GENITALIA SO I BET SHE'S ALL UP IN ON THIS, TOO!
You are a fatheaded fathead.
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Cool Hand Luke spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I wouldn't say he refuses.
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Peanut butter ass Shaq Mr. Parcelan booooze lime pole over bench lick:
Do you honestly see feminist conspiracies in stupid movie hooks?
Thing is that this isn't just a stupid movie hook, it's all over the goddamn internet. Some Women's Studies professors make it a part of their damn classes. Feminist advocacy sites have fucking fan fiction about vaginas with teeth.
It will probably be hilariously awful. Monica fucked around with this message on 12-22-2007 at 04:00 PM.
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Everyone wondered WTF when Maradon! wrote:
Thing is that this isn't just a stupid movie hook, it's all over the goddamn internet. Some Women's Studies professors make it a part of their damn classes. Feminist advocacy sites have fucking fan fiction about vaginas with teeth.
right but this thread wasn't about stupid feminazis, it was about some chick with a sarlac cooch biting some dude's face Mr. Gainsborough fucked around with this message on 12-23-2007 at 12:04 AM.
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Mr. Gainsborough obviously shouldn't have said:
it was about some chick with a sarlac cooch biting some dude's face
Okay that was awesome. 
