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Topic: It's Karnaj's birthday.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-12-2007 09:12:41 AM
This is to celebrate one of EverCrest's most cherished cherubs. Karnaj is possibly the ideal candidate for cloning, being quick of wit, uncompromising of character and ever-ebullient.

But we must also cherish his badness. His constant crying about oil reserves, his routine pestering me to get a job instead of accepting that I should be paid just for being who I am, his lust for all things European...these are qualities of lesser quality.

But we shall accept Karnaj as he is and as he shall ever be, because once he's dead, we'll miss him.

Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 11-12-2007 11:59:12 AM
He's right though; get a job.

Happy Birthday, Karnaj.

Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 11-12-2007 12:59:02 PM
Happy birthday muchacho!
"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 11-12-2007 03:23:38 PM
happy brithday Sir.

enjoy!

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 11-12-2007 03:29:17 PM
Karnaj is one of the few of you that I don't wish would die.

Cheers!

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 11-12-2007 09:00:23 PM
Happy birthday!

Greenlit
posted 11-12-2007 09:09:38 PM
Karnaj, this shit's for you.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-12-2007 10:09:59 PM
quote:
The propaganda machine of Greenlit's junta released this statement:
Karnaj, this shit's for you.

Did you happen to get up to part 14 of Nash's shoot? If not, skip straight to it; the entire segment is about ribs and taking somas on road trips.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Greenlit
posted 11-12-2007 10:18:58 PM
I didn't watch a single bit of it yet.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-12-2007 10:21:37 PM
quote:
Greenlit screamed this from the crapper:
I didn't watch a single bit of it yet.

Go straight to part 14. He talks about he and Waltman shit in someone's food, among other shit-related ribs.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Willias
Pancake
posted 11-12-2007 11:42:01 PM
Happy birthday Karnaj.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 11-13-2007 08:02:18 AM
Hey, congratulations on living. How's it going?
LeMiere
posted 11-13-2007 04:50:16 PM
Happy birthday!
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