I like rodents, but not dead, diseased ones that are apparently in my apartment!!!
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Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as Mightion Defensor!
Did one of your cats say "Ding"?
I probably should not have actually laughed at that.
But I did.
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Ares said:
A dead fucking mouse that I think must have been under the blanket I was sitting on, cause now it's a pancake mouse.
I laughed way too hard at this.
Or, you can throw it away because its probably crawling with all sorts of icky, nasty, bacterial things that will cause your face to fall off.
Yeah, I know, my big ass smushed it good.
quote:They're cats, not dogs.
Azakias's fortune cookie read:
You should give it to one of the cats. They brought it to you because you're the leader and get first dibs on anything they 'hunt'.
If the mouse came from cats (and did not die from your couch fumes, or something) it is to show you their appreciation, not because you're their leader.
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Maradon!'s fortune cookie read:
Animals operate on instinct and not cognitive thought, so it really doesn't matter what they think you are.
Learned behavior, which is neither instinct nor cognitive thought, appears to humans as the latter rather than the former. When people talk about what an animal "thinks" they are (hopefully) referring to how the animal typically acts.
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It has been ordained by Primus, that there will be a Chosen One who will use the Matrix to "light our darkest hour." That darkest hour may come sooner if Rodent King keeps posting things like this:
Not having good luck with those operatives, are you?
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Not having good luck with those operatives, are you?
It was a clever tactic intended to get pictures of Ares. Unfortunately, the agent went too far in his assignment and ended up being flattened by the very rump he'd come to see.
You're a wily one Ares, but keep your eye out for the next one! 
I'm pretty sure my kittens got a hold of the mousey before the pancake action, thankfully. Then I would have felt a whole lot worse. quote:
Mix Ares with water, and you get:
Hey, I like rodents! I was pretty much in tears when my BF came home.
*shudder* now I'm not so sure I want to come visit... LOL you have to come here now.
I'm kind of disappointed.
