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Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 10-10-2007 04:21:17 AM
The most disturbing thing about the game so far? The turrets.

"Why....?"

Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 10-10-2007 04:24:18 AM
God I hate being poor.
Skaw
posted 10-10-2007 08:27:37 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Dr. Gee:
The most disturbing thing about the game so far? The turrets.

"Why....?"


Yeah, they're definitely creepy.

Angry Sphere was pretty disturbing too.

Skaw fucked around with this message on 10-10-2007 at 08:28 AM.

Alaan
posted 10-10-2007 12:40:32 PM
this game is great, but way too short. The community must work faster!
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 10-10-2007 01:00:06 PM
I need to see if any local rental stores have Orange Box for 360 so I can play it while I am without a computer that's good enough
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 10-10-2007 03:12:07 PM
Companion Cube
Naimah
In a Fire
posted 10-10-2007 03:20:08 PM
I just figured out 18 as I had to go and it made me curse then for being such ass holes and making you do that crazy shit.
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 10-10-2007 07:57:42 PM
Best. Ending. Ever.
Talonus
Loner
posted 10-10-2007 08:19:55 PM
Awesome ending song is awesome.

I want a companion cube.

Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 10-10-2007 08:47:31 PM
I you
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 10-10-2007 09:12:55 PM
Alaan
posted 10-10-2007 11:14:32 PM
I just beat it. Best ending song ever.
Alaan
posted 10-11-2007 12:14:37 AM
Go to Aperaturescience.com. Type login then enter. User Name: cjohnson Password: tier3

Type apply then enter. enjoy.

Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 10-11-2007 01:07:42 AM
quote:
How.... Alaan.... uughhhhhh:
Go to Aperaturescience.com. Type login then enter. User Name: cjohnson Password: tier3

Type apply then enter. enjoy.


I was hoping there was something cool at the end, but there's not... even if you copy down that big long character string.

EDIT: If you type in ? instead of apply at the beginning, you get a list of other commands. The only interesting one is NOTES.

Arttemis fucked around with this message on 10-11-2007 at 01:12 AM.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-11-2007 01:56:23 AM
The whole fucking game is weirding me out, man.
Blackened
posted 10-11-2007 09:17:28 AM
It was a fun and interesting game, and I was pleasantly surprised at how hard some challenges in a few of the advanced puzzles were. All that's left are the time trials for me.

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 10-11-2007 08:36:10 PM
Demos
Pancake
posted 10-11-2007 09:06:13 PM
You're all going to android hell, which I assure you is a very real place.
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 10-11-2007 10:21:42 PM
I just noticed that blue sphere recites a recipe for cake, but GLaDOS was too busy yapping for me to hear it. I need to get ahold of it and make some
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 10-11-2007 10:28:03 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Tegadil said this:
I just noticed that blue sphere recites a recipe for cake, but GLaDOS was too busy yapping for me to hear it. I need to get ahold of it and make some

There's also a cake recipe on the monitors that scroll orange text.

Maradon!
posted 10-11-2007 10:28:40 PM
The orange one keeps asking you questions, the blue one gives you a cake recipe, and the red one is really, really pissed.

All in all, I think it was an extremely well made game, the sort that the industry is sorely in need of.

Anyone have an mp3 of the ending song?

Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 10-11-2007 10:31:15 PM
quote:
Maradon! stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
The orange one keeps asking you questions, the blue one gives you a cake recipe, and the red one is really, really pissed.

All in all, I think it was an extremely well made game, the sort that the industry is sorely in need of.

Anyone have an mp3 of the ending song?


Ya, Talonus posted it at the top of the thread

"There's no use crying over silly mistakes, we should all keep trying till we run out of cake."

I think all the talking about cake is what makes this game. You could almost say it's the icing that makes the whole cake mesh together.

Dr. Gee fucked around with this message on 10-11-2007 at 10:33 PM.

Maradon!
posted 10-11-2007 10:35:43 PM
oh, so he did

oh, it's a rapidshare

I just extracted from the ytmnd

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 10-11-2007 at 10:36 PM.

Naimah
In a Fire
posted 10-11-2007 10:42:12 PM
It's in the portal directory as an mp3 I'm pretty sure. Too lazy to hunt it down at the moment.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-11-2007 11:07:34 PM
i don't know why all of you are talking about this cake

since the cake is a lie

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 10-11-2007 11:42:09 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough attempted to be funny by writing:
i don't know why all of you are talking about this cake

since the cake is a lie


The cake is delicious and moist.

Alaan
posted 10-12-2007 01:01:01 AM
It seems someone has already cut your cake. I told them not to. There is still some left for you though.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-12-2007 01:36:40 AM
Where are we going? Is that a gun? Oh, you're that lady from the test! Hi!
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 10-12-2007 02:07:36 PM
It was an awesome game. Awesome but too short.
Alberd
Pancake
posted 10-12-2007 03:34:08 PM
Exactly how short was it? I expected it'd be three or four hours of gameplay if I took my time with it.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
Honor those who honor thee, be merciful to those who show thee mercy.
To those who offend thee and thine, show no mercy.
Skaw
posted 10-12-2007 03:44:11 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Alberd said:
Exactly how short was it? I expected it'd be three or four hours of gameplay if I took my time with it.

Only took me about 2-2 and a half hours. None of the puzzles were really all that difficult except about 3 or 4 of them.


Just wait on the community to make their own map packs though, and you'll get some really difficult ones.

Skaw fucked around with this message on 10-12-2007 at 03:44 PM.

Maradon!
posted 10-12-2007 06:03:25 PM
Two plus two is *bzzt* ten.

In base four... I'M FINE

Demos
Pancake
posted 10-12-2007 10:06:41 PM
Edit: Figured it out.

Demos fucked around with this message on 10-12-2007 at 10:14 PM.

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Steven Steve
posted 10-12-2007 11:25:58 PM
I have beaten Portal
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Steven Steve
posted 10-13-2007 09:59:12 AM
Also that Aperture Science website is like a year old at least
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 10-13-2007 10:47:28 AM
As I had never played even basic Half life 2 this orange box is pretty close to the greatest thing since sliced bread for me
Steven Steve
posted 10-13-2007 12:47:13 PM
I've beaten all the challenges and the commentary

Welp I guess it's time for Team Fortress 2

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 10-14-2007 10:17:24 PM
I have no idea how to do the two portal challenge on the one that has the box and the energy ball. I assume it involves getting the box without any portals, but I'm stumped on that.
Maradon!
posted 10-14-2007 10:19:05 PM
quote:
Tegadiling:
I have no idea how to do the two portal challenge on the one that has the box and the energy ball. I assume it involves getting the box without any portals, but I'm stumped on that.

Could you possibly be any less specific?

Steven Steve
posted 10-14-2007 10:22:51 PM
Haha "the one with the box and the energy ball"
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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