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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-15-2007 03:55:42 AM
My mom brought it up when I drove her to the liquor store today. She said it was Miller with like lime and salt already added to it. I dunno if I'll like it or not.

Anybody have experience with this crazy new beverage?

Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 07-15-2007 07:21:58 AM
If your beer needs condiments, you need a new beer.
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Azakias
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posted 07-15-2007 07:42:37 AM
I'm no drinker, but I thought beer wasnt meant to taste good, just to get you buzzing.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 07-15-2007 08:27:55 AM
Well, it's Miller, so we can infer that it's going to taste like ass. The question is: will the lime make it taste any less assy? I doubt it.
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Beer.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 07-15-2007 08:42:04 AM
salt and lime belong with Tecate.
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Maradon!
posted 07-15-2007 12:01:34 PM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Azakias booooze lime pole over bench lick:
I'm no drinker, but I thought beer wasnt meant to taste good, just to get you buzzing.

er, this may be true of shitty beer, but good beer actually tastes good.

The right beer can compliment a meal as well as any wine, while certain ambers and stouts even have as many antioxidants and other health benefits as red wine.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-15-2007 12:09:16 PM
Ok, so has anyone tried it or are you all just gonna sit here and make elitist comments about shit you haven't tasted?

Wait, this is the internet, never mind.

Taylen
Pancake
posted 07-15-2007 01:11:58 PM
quote:
Maradon! attempted to be funny by writing:
er, this may be true of shitty beer, but good beer actually tastes good.

The right beer can compliment a meal as well as any wine, while certain ambers and stouts even have as many antioxidants and other health benefits as red wine.


I know the antioxidant thing is true of Guinness for one, saw the study about that. What other ones do?

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posted 07-15-2007 04:07:12 PM
Heh...you're putting vitamins in your beer...what's next, Flintstones Chewables shooters?
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Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 07-15-2007 05:11:05 PM
quote:
KaLourin wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
salt and lime belong with Tecate.

Used to be the only way I could drink Tecate. Now I skip it,and just make sure its extra fuckin cold. And theres better mexican beers to be had..

On a sidenote.. Firefox is telling me that mexican isn't a fucking adjective.

This stuff you're talking about, seems like.. Making beer into bitch beer.. then trying to make it more manly. So it's like bullqueer beer.

And it's SALTY.

Let that sink in.

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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-15-2007 05:27:51 PM
I know it sounds weird, but my mom and dad really seemed to like it a lot. That's why I'm curious about it.

I personally think it sounds kinda gross, but wanted opinions.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 07-15-2007 10:29:11 PM
It tastes a lot like corona with the lime already added. As a point of fact, it IS at least better than the regular variety of Miller beers.
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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 07-15-2007 11:37:35 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on KaLourin!
salt and lime belong with Tecate tequila.

Just a small spelling correction for you there.

And I second what the others have said. If you nned to add anything to your beer besides more beer, it's time to get yourself a different beer.

Callalron
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Suddar
posted 07-15-2007 11:44:48 PM
Since I work in bottle returns, I hate everybody who puts a lime on their beer. You dumb fucks.

Suddar fucked around with this message on 07-15-2007 at 11:45 PM.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-15-2007 11:49:35 PM
suddar we should buy some of this shit when you're in town this week just to prove these negros that they're right

wait shit

Suddar
posted 07-16-2007 03:51:57 PM
ok but i don't really like beer

i'll be glad to try it though w/e

Suddar fucked around with this message on 07-16-2007 at 03:52 PM.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-17-2007 07:52:13 AM
Who the fuck said lime?
Alaan
posted 07-17-2007 07:21:10 PM
I say go for it because one of the girls that worked for Miller that was at the track this weekend was hot and wearing a shirt for it. How could it possibly be bad?
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 07-17-2007 09:24:39 PM
If they need to use a busty female to advertise something, how good can it be?
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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-17-2007 09:26:42 PM
quote:
Elvish Crack Piper Model 2000 was programmed to say:
If they need to use a busty female to advertise something, how good can it be?

Alaan
posted 07-17-2007 10:08:01 PM
quote:
From the book of Elvish Crack Piper, chapter 3, verse 16:
If they need to use a busty female to advertise something, how good can it be?

It wasn't a miller girl. It was a girl that worked for miller. She was a regular worker. Moving big rolling cooler things around.

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