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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 05-14-2007 10:44:10 AM
Just FYI -- c-section scheduled tomorrow at noon. Please bless us with your thoughts and prayers as little Parcelan and Parcelina enter the world.
Gydyon
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-14-2007 11:15:55 AM
Good luck and congratulations to both of you, er, all four of you!

Cheers!

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 05-14-2007 12:04:58 PM
Good luck! I hope all goes well.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 05-14-2007 12:14:42 PM
All right! Congratulations Gydyon and good luck with your new bundle of joy!
"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Ares
posted 05-14-2007 12:15:29 PM
Mightion Defensor
posted 05-14-2007 01:47:26 PM
Twins?

Double grats, then!

Willias
Pancake
posted 05-14-2007 01:52:26 PM
I hope everything goes well.
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 05-14-2007 01:58:27 PM
best wishes for all going as planned and everyone being healthy and happy.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 05-14-2007 03:16:30 PM
Congrats and good luck!

LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 05-14-2007 03:22:24 PM
Good luck and congrats, El Gyd!
Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-14-2007 10:54:14 PM
You know, the fact that your wife took the whole "we're naming our children after internet guy" in good stride really speaks to her character. Really speaks to her character.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 05-14-2007 11:39:36 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
You know, the fact that your wife took the whole "we're naming our children after internet guy" in good stride really speaks to her character. Really speaks to her character.

I'M COMING OVER TO YOUR HOUSE

Gydyon
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-14-2007 11:41:33 PM
Man, I live in a hovel. My kitchen and living room are one. My bedroom is the size of half a tackroom. My bathroom has TWO DOORS and I don't know why!

I CAN'T SUPPORT A FAMILY OF FOUR, GYDYON.

NO ONE SAID IT WOULD BE THIS HARD!

*sob*

No one said it would be so hard...

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 05-22-2007 08:54:06 PM
PEACE AND LOVE AND BABIES

Born 5/15 at 12:42 and 12:43. Everyone's doing great. I am tired.

Gydyon fucked around with this message on 05-22-2007 at 08:54 PM.

Gydyon
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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 05-22-2007 08:57:42 PM

I hope you can see them!

Gydyon fucked around with this message on 05-22-2007 at 08:59 PM.

Gydyon
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Ryuujin
posted 05-22-2007 09:00:01 PM

Congratulations!

Greenlit
posted 05-22-2007 09:00:13 PM
Congratulations.

Raise them well, raise them strong, and then pit them against eachother in a fight to the death for Father's favor.

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 05-22-2007 09:00:35 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Man, I live in a hovel. My kitchen and living room are one. My bedroom is the size of half a tackroom. My bathroom has TWO DOORS and I don't know why!

I CAN'T SUPPORT A FAMILY OF FOUR, GYDYON.

NO ONE SAID IT WOULD BE THIS HARD!

*sob*

No one said it would be so hard...


they have good postpartum counselors these days

Gydyon
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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 05-22-2007 09:01:56 PM
quote:
How.... Greenlit.... uughhhhhh:
Congratulations.

Raise them well, raise them strong, and then pit them against eachother in a fight to the death for Father's favor.


The boy will have the edge. He watched the Shield on TiVO Friday night. OK, well, he slept on me while I watched the Shield, but osmosis maybe???

Gydyon
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Ryuujin
posted 05-22-2007 09:02:00 PM
http://picasaweb.google.com/Gydyon/BabiesFirstWeek/photo#5066343394512390306

I like this one the best!

He's got the LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU look down already.

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 05-22-2007 09:05:54 PM
It is a good one.

Gydyon
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Willias
Pancake
posted 05-22-2007 09:07:54 PM
awesome

Congratulations man.

Mightion Defensor
posted 05-22-2007 09:22:18 PM
You didn't really name them Parcelan and Parcelina, did you...?
Maradon!
posted 05-22-2007 09:54:35 PM
GYDYON!!

LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!

Ryuujin
posted 05-22-2007 10:06:19 PM
hahahaha
Ares
posted 05-22-2007 10:11:12 PM
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 05-22-2007 10:40:34 PM
See! Babies EVERYWHERE!

*sniffles* They're gorgeous, Congratulations~!~~

P.S. I love the "Guardian Cat" picture. Either that or the cat is thinking "WTF is that and why is it in my spot?"

BeauChan fucked around with this message on 05-22-2007 at 10:44 PM.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 05-23-2007 06:08:36 AM
Children, obey your parents in all things: for this is well pleasing to the Lord.

Fathers, provoke not your children to indignation, lest they be discouraged.

Raise them well--I'm certain you will. Congratulations, they will always be your little kids. Someday they'll realize how true that is.

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 05-23-2007 07:43:33 AM
Congrats! Beautiful babies!

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 05-23-2007 08:43:14 AM
So, was your first child a masculine child? Or was the girl born first?
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-23-2007 05:13:13 PM
Congrats again--beeeoooootiful babies.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 05-23-2007 05:20:32 PM
Many congratulations good sir!
"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 05-23-2007 05:32:30 PM
Y'know, you can tell already that they'll be good kids - they must have been pretty cool in their previous incarnations to get you for a dad in this one

""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
Gadani
U
posted 05-23-2007 06:29:45 PM
What are their names?
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 05-23-2007 06:55:15 PM
Congrats, Gyd!
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 05-24-2007 01:34:42 AM
Ah, nothing quite like that new baby smell, is there? And you've got one for each nostril.

You're definately gonna have your work cut out for you. Just the one kid is more than enough to keep my wife and I busy. If we would've had twins I think we'd be both be dead or in the bibble-babble academy by now.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 05-29-2007 03:14:06 PM
quote:
Gadani attempted to be funny by writing:
What are their names?

Faith Marie Parcelan and Jonathan James Parcelan

Gydyon
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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 05-29-2007 03:15:11 PM
quote:
Karnaj probably says this to all the girls:
So, was your first child a masculine child? Or was the girl born first?

He beat her out by a minute. Luca Brazzi would be proud.

Gydyon
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-29-2007 05:49:18 PM
quote:
Gydyon had this to say about Captain Planet:
Faith Marie Parcelan and Jonathan James Parcelan

srsly?

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 05-29-2007 07:25:36 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Cuba:
srsly?

nah it's Parcelan Marie and Parcelan James -- you think I would put you last?

Gydyon fucked around with this message on 05-29-2007 at 07:26 PM.

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