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Gadani
U
posted 02-27-2007 11:31:59 PM
from stealing shit out of my dresser drawers?

She's 13 fucking years old.

Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 02-27-2007 11:34:15 PM
mouse traps.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 02-27-2007 11:35:02 PM
jizz on a sock and put it on top of a porno and put it in there
Damnati
Filthy
posted 02-27-2007 11:39:38 PM
Stealing shit from your dresser drawers...what have you got in there that she's wanting to steal?
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Gadani
U
posted 02-27-2007 11:44:37 PM
quote:
Damnati stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Stealing shit from your dresser drawers...what have you got in there that she's wanting to steal?

I don't have any clothes in it.

It's just where I keep my DS, games(this is what she's stealing), condoms (thankfully in a different drawer), etc.

I taped it shut and wrote a note that says "STOP FUCKING STEALING" and on the other side "BITCH", so when she goes to tell the parents on me, I'll know where she's been.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 02-28-2007 12:02:55 AM
My sister was a kleptomaniac and a sociopath when she was 13. She stole, she lied, she tattled, she was a monster. I told my parents; they never cared or believed me.

Get a safe.

Gadani
U
posted 02-28-2007 12:03:51 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan attempted to be funny by writing:
My sister was a kleptomaniac and a sociopath when she was 13. She stole, she lied, she tattled, she was a monster. I told my parents; they never cared or believed me.

Get a safe.


My parents believe me, they just don't do anything for some reason.

I plan on getting a safe when I get paid.

e: where can i buy a safe

Gadani fucked around with this message on 02-28-2007 at 12:10 AM.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 02-28-2007 12:07:39 AM
This leads me to believe that they are slightly more apathetic than my parents were.

Wage war on your sister.

Dave
)_(
posted 02-28-2007 12:08:00 AM
My brother was the same way. Just go get a replacment doornob for your room with a lock on it. Give your parents a key and you should be ok. It is alot more pratical and cheaper than a safe.
Gadani
U
posted 02-28-2007 12:24:09 AM
I think i'm going to punch her in the back of the leg.

That way when she walks, she'll remember why it hurts and maybe not steal.

But if she doesn't, I'll punch her in the other one.

Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 02-28-2007 12:32:44 AM
quote:
Dave's account was hax0red to write:
My brother was the same way. Just go get a replacment doornob for your room with a lock on it. Give your parents a key and you should be ok. It is alot more pratical and cheaper than a safe.

This is effective and easy.

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Razor
posted 02-28-2007 02:32:29 AM
quote:
Gadani was listening to Cher while typing:
e: where can i buy a safe

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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 02-28-2007 03:01:13 AM
Seconding mousetraps.

If that doesn't work, step up to rat traps.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-28-2007 06:21:55 AM
<my expected answer>
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Beer.

Tarquinn
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posted 02-28-2007 06:27:02 AM
Shoot the hostage!
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Skaw
posted 02-28-2007 06:58:10 AM
Live bees.

edit: lots of them.

Skaw fucked around with this message on 02-28-2007 at 06:58 AM.

Blackened
posted 02-28-2007 07:33:03 AM
Hide in your room and wait for her to come looking in your drawers. Then leap out, punch her in the breasts and give her breast cancer.

That will show her. Stupid bitch.


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what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Greenlit
posted 02-28-2007 08:01:17 AM
^^

It's true, it works. He did it to me once after I borrowed toothpaste.

Now I have breast cancer.

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posted 02-28-2007 10:12:42 AM
Um... find another place to put that stuff? (used to hide my comics between the bed matresses so my brothers wouldn't get them to use for their origami)
Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 02-28-2007 11:13:30 AM
quote:
Pvednes probably says this to all the girls:
Seconding mousetraps.

If that doesn't work, step up to rat traps.


Transformers would be a bit much, don't you thing?

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 02-28-2007 11:52:30 AM
quote:
Dave wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
My brother was the same way. Just go get a replacment doornob for your room with a lock on it. Give your parents a key and you should be ok. It is alot more pratical and cheaper than a safe.

^^^

Super easy. I wouldn't even give my parents a key.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 02-28-2007 12:05:46 PM
quote:
Monica was listening to Cher while typing:
^^^

Super easy. I wouldn't even give my parents a key.


Alot of parents wouldn't go for that, but might if you give them a key.

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-28-2007 12:07:31 PM
Also, if there are any exposed screws on the outward-facing doorknob, make sure you strip them to shit. In high school, we used to use that trick all the time to get into places where we weren't supposed to go.
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Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 02-28-2007 12:24:08 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Palador ChibiDragon said this:
Alot of parents wouldn't go for that, but might if you give them a key.

If they can't be trusted to discipline the sister then why would they be trusted not to give her the key, either by physically handing it to her or leaving it somewhere where she can get to it? If he thinks his parents will bug out about it that much, then he can talk to them before he does it.

If my hypothetical 17 year old were to buy a lock for his door and install it himself... well, I probably wouldn't like it, but I'd just have to learn to deal with it. He's old enough that I don't think that's too much to ask.

Granted, I moved out at 18, so maybe I have a different sense of boundaries than the "norm." And obviously I don't really know, outside of my own experiences with others, but I don't think 18 is really considered "omg soooo young to move out."

Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 02-28-2007 01:08:57 PM
quote:
This one time, at Monica camp:
If they can't be trusted to discipline the sister then why would they be trusted not to give her the key, either by physically handing it to her or leaving it somewhere where she can get to it? If he thinks his parents will bug out about it that much, then he can talk to them before he does it.

If my hypothetical 17 year old were to buy a lock for his door and install it himself... well, I probably wouldn't like it, but I'd just have to learn to deal with it. He's old enough that I don't think that's too much to ask.

Granted, I moved out at 18, so maybe I have a different sense of boundaries than the "norm." And obviously I don't really know, outside of my own experiences with others, but I don't think 18 is really considered "omg soooo young to move out."


The parents should require a key, for a lot of good reasons.

If the parents are so bad as to give the key to the younger sister for the exact purpose of stealing from another sibling's room, there is a whole different problem there.

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 02-28-2007 03:02:23 PM
quote:
Inferno-Spirit is attacking the darkness!
The parents should require a key, for a lot of good reasons.

If the parents are so bad as to give the key to the younger sister for the exact purpose of stealing from another sibling's room, there is a whole different problem there.


Parents put keys on keyring, leave keyring on table, go to backyard for gardening. Girl takes keyring, swipes bedroom key, returns keyring. Parents too apathetic to notice. Security compromised.

He could hide a key somewhere in the house, preferably somewhere his sister can't reach, and tell his parents (in private) where to find the key in an emergency. If he checks a week later and it isn't there, then next time he won't give them a key at all. Or he could just skip to the last step and avoid the hassle, if he figures his parents won't mind/care.

On the question of safes (in case he and his sister share a room), in addition to those places already mentioned, Staples carries safes.

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Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 02-28-2007 03:26:24 PM
quote:
`Doc enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Parents put keys on keyring, leave keyring on table, go to backyard for gardening. Girl takes keyring, swipes bedroom key, returns keyring. Parents too apathetic to notice. Security compromised.

He could hide a key somewhere in the house, preferably somewhere his sister can't reach, and tell his parents (in private) where to find the key in an emergency. If he checks a week later and it isn't there, then next time he won't give them a key at all. Or he could just skip to the last step and avoid the hassle, if he figures his parents won't mind/care.

On the question of safes (in case he and his sister share a room), in addition to those places already mentioned, Staples carries safes.


Ok, if the parents suck about it that much, something extra (like a hidden key) would be necessary. I just know if I had anyone, let alone my own hypothetical children living in my own hypothetical house, I'd damn well demand a key to their room were they to put a lock on it.

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
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Pancake
posted 02-28-2007 04:06:56 PM
quote:
Kennatsu's fortune cookie read:
Um... find another place to put that stuff? (used to hide my comics between the bed matresses so my brothers wouldn't get them to use for their origami)

This thread just went somewhere hilarious.

Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 02-28-2007 05:24:47 PM
Break that bitch's fingers, yo.

Steal her socks too.

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Pancake
posted 02-28-2007 06:27:24 PM
You know when I was looking around at the links I was a little hesitant on clicking this one...

But ya I suggest to get a door lock if that doesn't work then... I dunno

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posted 02-28-2007 07:26:31 PM
Put bras, nylons, and some cheap makeup in there.

She sees that, she'll never dare to look in there again.

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Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 02-28-2007 07:35:13 PM
Make a dozen decent-looking fake $20 bills and put them in one of your drawers.

Hilarity will ensue when she's been arrested.

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 02-28-2007 08:12:54 PM
quote:
Inferno-Spirit had this to say about Pirotess:
Make a dozen decent-looking fake $20 bills and put them in one of your drawers.

Hilarity will ensue when she's been arrested.


I love this idea.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-28-2007 10:20:06 PM
quote:
And now, we sprinkle Mr. Gainsborough liberally with Old Spice!
I love this idea.

Yeah, it's not even hard if you have access to a decent color copier. A 13 year old isn't going to bother to check serial numbers, either.

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Ares
posted 02-28-2007 10:32:33 PM
If she's stealing your DS games...

Get a used/broken game of one of the one's she's stealing.

Put glue (something that stays sticky... Like unmixed Epoxy) on the cartridge (I don't know.. Does DS have cartridges? I havn't played a hand held since Sega Game Gear). The wait for her to steal that game and have it fuck up her DS.

If she tells your rents on you, tell them you were trying to fix the cartridge, and the glue must have run... "Oops..." And that she should have asked you if it was okay to borrow the game to begin with, so that this situation wouldn't have occured.

Gadani
U
posted 02-28-2007 10:36:56 PM
That would be mean though.
Demos
Pancake
posted 02-28-2007 10:44:43 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Gadani said:
That would be mean though.

I fail to see the problem with this.

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Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 02-28-2007 10:46:31 PM
quote:
Gadani was listening to Cher while typing:
That would be mean though.

I fail to see how another person stealing your property and selling it constitutes something other than "mean".

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 03-01-2007 12:31:26 AM
Eh, that's 120 bucks worth of mean right there.

I would never want to see a DS destroyed because of a prank.

Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 03-01-2007 01:52:08 AM
This is a prank? I thought this was a method of protecting your things.

If someone was stealing $120 worth of my shit, I'd be willing to destroy ten times that for their trouble.

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
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