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Topic: My pads are soft and bouncy!
Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 02-10-2007 03:28:16 AM
It really soft and bouncy. TOUCH THEM!

And don't call me a cute doggy!

Nine Tails I choose you

Freschel Spindrift fucked around with this message on 02-10-2007 at 03:31 AM.

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Oh just go to hell
Pancake
posted 02-10-2007 05:06:13 AM
You are the worst human being on this planet.
Ryuujin
posted 02-12-2007 07:44:04 PM
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Skaw
posted 02-12-2007 07:53:39 PM
Coincidentally, thats probably exactly how much nonfreeze framed footage Jetix used in the first episode.

Look up "Zabuza's Time Freeze Jutsu" on YouTube.

Seriously, whats with the UK and censoring Violence?

Skaw fucked around with this message on 02-12-2007 at 07:54 PM.

Maradon!
posted 02-12-2007 10:43:24 PM
quote:
Skawing:
Seriously, whats with the UK and censoring Violence?

The government knows best what you should see.

I wish I could say things were a lot better here.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 02-13-2007 01:04:13 PM
quote:
Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Maradon! absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
The government knows best what you should see.

I wish I could say things were a lot better here.


You've obviously never been to the UK. Things are a lot better in the US. The poor brits are the most surveilled population in the West. There was a movement not too long ago (defeated, so we'll at least give them credit for that) to outlaw chef's knives, because they're pointy. No shit: you'd have had to have a license to own a chef's knife.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Maradon!
posted 02-13-2007 03:20:43 PM
quote:
Bloodsageing:
You've obviously never been to the UK. Things are a lot better in the US. The poor brits are the most surveilled population in the West. There was a movement not too long ago (defeated, so we'll at least give them credit for that) to outlaw chef's knives, because they're pointy. No shit: you'd have had to have a license to own a chef's knife.

I heard about the fillet knife deal but I just attributed it to more wacky despotism from EuroFunLand.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-13-2007 03:51:04 PM
The funny part is that Maradon would probably really love Europe if he went there.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-13-2007 03:51:39 PM
The UK is more or less a Father-Knows-Best police state now.

Father usually likes to tax you heavily.

Maradon!
posted 02-13-2007 05:52:09 PM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Karnaj booooze lime pole over bench lick:
The funny part is that Maradon would probably really love Europe if he went there.

Why's that?

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-14-2007 06:38:30 AM
quote:
The propaganda machine of Maradon!'s junta released this statement:
Why's that?

Cheap, abundant booze, (which you can drink in public!) and legalized prostitution, duh.

Oh, and a rich, diverse, fascinating history, but who cares about that? There be whores there!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 02-14-2007 01:06:08 PM
It was fairly neat when the town I lived in in Germany celebrated its 800-and-somethingth birthday.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 02-15-2007 08:56:45 AM
Eight hundred years...That's some heritage. That's more than three and a half times the age of our country. Wild. I wonder how you celebrate something like that.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 02-15-2007 09:12:36 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Eight hundred years...That's some heritage. That's more than three and a half times the age of our country. Wild. I wonder how you celebrate something like that.

quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Cuba:
Cheap, abundant booze, (which you can drink in public!) and legalized prostitution, duh.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 02-15-2007 09:18:58 AM
Vorago beat me to it, but yeah, there's probably some alcohol involved.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 02-15-2007 09:27:50 AM
quote:
How.... Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael.... uughhhhhh:
Eight hundred years...That's some heritage. That's more than three and a half times the age of our country. Wild. I wonder how you celebrate something like that.

That's relatively young for European places.

Face it, you're as colonial as we are.

All times are US/Eastern
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