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Topic: I wish I had a vagine.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-29-2007 05:19:27 PM
Female orgasms sound nice.

You can also misread the headline in all sorts of silly ways, like it could be potentially deadly for men to give a female a shocker when trying to achieve orgasm.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Maradon!
posted 01-29-2007 05:23:47 PM
I still have absolutely no desire to be a woman, at all.
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 01-29-2007 08:23:22 PM
I orgasms.
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 01-29-2007 09:47:42 PM
quote:
En Garde, Monsieur Monica! Them's Fightin words:
I orgasms.

seconded, with a added on.

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Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 01-29-2007 10:02:00 PM
And have to bleed every month? Fuck that noise.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-29-2007 10:07:12 PM
I shockers.

What?!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Ares
posted 01-30-2007 12:11:37 AM
nem-x
posted 01-30-2007 07:55:02 AM
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 01-30-2007 10:05:00 AM
quote:
Ares had this to say about Punky Brewster:

Hi Ares.

leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 02-01-2007 07:28:54 PM
quote:
Alidane probably says this to all the girls:
And have to bleed every month? Fuck that noise.

Wuss.

Or if you're referring to the inconvienience factor: Meh.

Also the typo in the title makes me think of a vagina-machine. A kind of Robo-Vag.

leckzilla! fucked around with this message on 02-01-2007 at 07:30 PM.

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 02-01-2007 07:50:57 PM
quote:
leckzilla! wrote this in the snow with their pee:
Wuss.

Or if you're referring to the inconvienience factor: Meh.

Also the typo in the title makes me think of a vagina-machine. A kind of Robo-Vag.


... don't they have those?

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Demos
Pancake
posted 02-01-2007 07:57:33 PM
quote:
BeauChan obviously shouldn't have said:
... don't they have those?

Probably, but one would have to be pretty desperate to trust their wang to something with moving metal parts.

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 02-01-2007 08:48:01 PM
You can probably get it in plastic. At least foam-padded. And here I was imagining a vagine as some sort of vagina-chemical. Though it'd be neat to have a can full of vagina.


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 02-01-2007 09:26:01 PM
Are we talking about the Fleshlight yet?

p.s. I don't like blood.

Alidane fucked around with this message on 02-01-2007 at 09:26 PM.

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 02-01-2007 09:38:48 PM
quote:
Alidane wrote this in the snow with their pee:
Are we talking about the Fleshlight yet?

p.s. I don't like blood.


That's the first thing I thought of when she said can of vagina... LOL

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-01-2007 09:49:43 PM
I just like saying "vagine." It's a little less medical.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Maradon!
posted 02-01-2007 10:28:42 PM
quote:
x--KarnajO-('-'Q) :
I just like saying "vagine." It's a little less medical.

Vagoo

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 02-01-2007 11:14:01 PM
quote:
Mix Maradon! with water, and you get:
Vagoo

or the classic: Va-Jay-Jay

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