Normally I'd just call it a hoax... but lately with all the evangelicals blowing up churches and setting fires and having sex with gay prostitutes, I don't know.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Oh well, at least he wasn't advocating the wholesale slaughter of homosexuals... like certain other religions
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Just check out their "record label." Specifically, the list of Gay Bands.
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Emphasis mine and comments added in italics where really fucking funny:* The Spores (endorse suicide)
* Scissor Sisters
* Rufus Wainwright
* Merzbau
* Ravi Shankar
* Wilco
* Bjork
* Tech N9ne
* Ghostface Killah NOTE: "Ghostface" is urban slang for having to scrape off a homemade kabuki mask after spending a few minutes with your face in a gentleman's lap. RAAAAMOOOONE! MAKE THIS NEGRO UNSHEATH MY COCK FROM HIS MOUTH!
* Bobby Conn
* Morton Subotnik
* Cole Porter
* The String Cheese Incident
* Eagles of Death Metal
* Polyphonic Spree
* The Faint
* Interpol
* Tegan and Sara
* Erasure
* Le Tigre
* The Gossip
* The Doors
* Phish
* Queen
* The Strokes
* Sufjan Stevens
* Morrissey(?questionable?)
* The Pet Shop Boys
* Metallica
* Judas Priest
* The Village People
* The Secret Handshake
* The Rolling Stones
* David Bowie
* Frankie Goes to Hollywood
* Man or Astroman
* Richard Cheese
* Jay-Z
* Depeche Mode
* Kansas
* Ani DiFranco
* Fischerspooner
* John Mayer
* The Indigo Girls
* Velvet Underground
* Madonna
* Elton John
* Barry Manilow
* Indigo Girls
* Melissa Etheridge
* Eminmen
* Nirvana
* Boy George*
* The Killers
* Lou Reed
* Lil' Wayne
* Motorhead
* Jill Sobule
* Wilson Phillips NOTE: I agree on this one.
* DMX
* Lisa Loeb
* Dogstar
* Thirty Seconds to Mars
* Lil' Kim
* kd lang
* Frank Sinatra
* Hinder
* Nickleback NOTE: Aren't all their songs about Jebus?
* Justus Kohncke
* Bob Mould
* Clay Aiken
* Arcade Fire
* Bright Eyes
* Corinne Bailey Rae
* Audioslave
* Red Hot Chili Peppers
* Panic at the Disco
* Elton John(really gay) NOTE: So gay he's listed twice. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Phoo, that's too fucking funny. Karnaj fucked around with this message on 01-24-2007 at 09:06 PM.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
And the Eagles of Death Metal? Oh, this is rich.
And and, Cyndi Lauper is on their "safe bands" list; isn't she huge with dykes? Alidane fucked around with this message on 01-24-2007 at 09:51 PM.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Not that it really matters... they all sound the same anyway.
The bastards have them treated so they don't burn so well, too. Very sneaky.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
"Be sure to enter heaven, there's no backdoor" 
As for everything in general... 
I don't think that singer could look, sound, or act any more gay if he tried. So what was he preaching about again?.. Oh yeah.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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ACES! Another post by Maradon!:
If you guys would just read a little, the singer is openly a "reformed" homosexual, so it kinda makes sense for him to act gay
Uh... The link was a video, watched said video, and he is gaaaaaaaayyyyyyy. You mean I had to actually go read something? 
I didn't wanna.
Plus how do you become a reformed faggot?.. Unless you are Anne Heche anyway. 
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Peanut butter ass Shaq Faelynn LeAndris booooze lime pole over bench lick:
Plus how do you become a reformed faggot?.. Unless you are Anne Heche anyway.
BY FINDING STRENGTH IN CHRIST-JESUS
Haven't you seen brokeback?
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Quoth Maradon!:
Or at least listen christ, the lyrics are 90% about 'resisting urges'
I got about 10 seconds into it, to tell you the truth, then turned it off, closed the page, re-booted, and cycled the circuit breaker for my apartment building. It was that bad.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Maradon! had this to say about Duck Tales:
BY FINDING STRENGTH IN CHRIST-JESUS
Tom Cruise, the Christ of our time according to Scientologists?
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Alaan put down Tada! magazine long enough to type:
Tom Cruise, the Christ of our time according to Scientologists?
Well, I'm sure, 2000 years ago, saying something like "Hey, you know that guy Joseph? Well, he knocked his girlfriend up, and in a thousand years, half the world is going to worship her kid as the Son of God. I mean, they're gonna fucking fight wars over this shit," would be considered as strange as calling Tom Cruise a Christ-like figure now.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
How many people does it take to procreate a messiah?
- A whole village, except for the carpenter.
