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Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-26-2006 08:47:50 PM
I'm gonna borrow some of your underwear, ok?
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 12-26-2006 08:51:50 PM
Sure thing.

Actually, you can save me the trouble and send them back to Kat when you're done. She's probably wondering where they are.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-26-2006 08:52:35 PM
Why are they sticky?
Ares
posted 12-26-2006 08:52:45 PM
Mine are pink, silky and have lace. They would look pretty on you.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-26-2006 08:54:35 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Ares wrote:
Mine are pink, silky and have lace. They would look pretty on you.

Hey, thanks. I'm going to poop on them and drape them on your face while you sleep.

Ares
posted 12-26-2006 08:56:46 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Hey, thanks. I'm going to poop on them and drape them on your face while you sleep.


why the hate?

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 12-26-2006 09:15:41 PM
Good luck finding some. Commando-ette for the win!
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 12-27-2006 12:44:26 AM
Sorry mans, I'm wearing the last clean pair.

Or rather, you can go ahead so long as you wash them before you give them back.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Maradon!
posted 12-27-2006 01:39:33 AM
I'm sure I've got at least a couple pairs with the crotches still in them
Skaw
posted 12-27-2006 01:52:31 AM
I thought you just wore one pair, and showered in them to simultaneously wash them, Maradon.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-27-2006 08:49:52 AM
Sure. Keep the pair.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 12-27-2006 11:30:38 AM
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 12-27-2006 01:25:17 PM
quote:
Tribute? You steal men's Aress, and make them your slaves!
Mine are pink, silky and have lace. They would look pretty on you.

pix or it didn't happen

pix of them worn by you, obv

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 12-27-2006 11:21:07 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Ares was all like:
Mine are pink, silky and have lace. They would look pretty on you.

you are such an whore

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 12-29-2006 05:18:39 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Densetsu!
pix or it didn't happen

pix of them worn by you, obv


I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Blackened
posted 12-29-2006 07:18:05 AM
I thought the point of stalking ares was to it when she's not asking for it

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Skaw
posted 12-29-2006 08:40:03 AM
Stalking Ares stopped being cool when people who aren't Maradon or Snoota started doing it.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 12-29-2006 03:12:29 PM
quote:
Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as Skaw!
Stalking Ares stopped being cool when people who aren't Maradon or Snoota started doing it.

I was doing it before Maradon, and started the same time as Snoota.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
LeMiere
posted 12-29-2006 10:04:09 PM
They're yours if you can fit.
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 01-02-2007 09:23:05 PM
As long as it's not the navy blue pair with the golden moons and stars on it. That's my favourite pair.
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-03-2007 10:31:34 AM
quote:
Aw, geez, I have Zephyer Kyuukaze all over myself!
As long as it's not the navy blue pair with the golden moons and stars on it. That's my favourite pair.

Crotchless?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 01-03-2007 11:41:16 AM
quote:
How.... Karnaj.... uughhhhhh:
Crotchless?

No, they're quite crotched. Despite being gay, I have no chaps or crotchless underwear or panties or anything of the suchlike.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 01-03-2007 11:47:15 AM
quote:
The propaganda machine of Zephyer Kyuukaze's junta released this statement:
No, they're quite crotched. Despite being gay, I have no chaps or crotchless underwear or panties or anything of the suchlike.

Not even one pair to wear to a prostate exam?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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