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Topic: Jerk your own adventure.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-17-2006 09:52:42 PM
I lost.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 11-17-2006 10:01:26 PM
You pass. BARELY.
You win!


I guess I'm good at jerkin.


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Maradon!
posted 11-17-2006 10:03:38 PM
The catbox seems to be the best ending... for... some reason
Cadga 2.0
Pancake
posted 11-18-2006 12:16:37 AM
easy I went right for the computer

I cant jerk off anywhere else anymore it feels like cheating

Professional Heretic/Sinner/Linux User
"Every Breath leaves me one less to my last"
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 11-18-2006 12:24:58 AM
quote:
Maradon! eats soap. I'm serious. Irish Spring. No lie.
The catbox seems to be the best ending... for... some reason

Not as good as masturbating on the cat itself.

She was flirting D:



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 11-18-2006 01:26:53 AM
quote:
Nicole was naked while typing this:
Not as good as masturbating on the cat itself.

She was flirting D:


need to find my copy of Deuce Bigalow 2...

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 11-18-2006 01:54:51 AM
Well, we kind of have to give you that one.
You win!
Mightion Defensor
posted 11-18-2006 02:26:47 AM
It's 2:30 in the morning, and I'm just glad my mother didn't come in here to see what was so darned funny.

As for the game... well, who knew the neighbor was a slap happy Christian?
I lost.

Naimah
In a Fire
posted 11-18-2006 02:28:51 AM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about dark elf butts:
It's 2:30 in the morning, and I'm just glad my mother didn't come in here to see what was so darned funny.

As for the game... well, who knew the neighbor was a slap happy Christian?
I lost.


Lawl, you live with your mom.

Mightion Defensor
posted 11-18-2006 02:39:49 AM
quote:
Naimah wrote:
Lawl, you live with your mom.

Everybody who didn't know that, please raise your hand.

Naimah
In a Fire
posted 11-18-2006 01:38:00 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Mightion Defensor!
Everybody who didn't know that, please raise your hand.

Oh I knew, but it's still funny.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-18-2006 04:07:29 PM
quote:
Naimah said:
Oh I knew, but it's still funny.

Indeed. Him having vastly lower living costs is hilarious.

Maradon!
posted 11-18-2006 05:12:55 PM
The only downside to living with your parents is that it's hard to get laid and, well, dunno if might has that issue
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 11-18-2006 07:01:41 PM
Feh. This looks like something my mom would send me.


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-19-2006 01:30:31 AM
quote:
Maradon! said:
The only downside to living with your parents is that it's hard to get laid and, well, dunno if might has that issue

I've never had any problem. Just do it at their place instead. Not openly state that to them, no, that would be crude. Just subtly steer the evening that way.

Anyway, this house has recently been signed over to my name due to illness in the family that I don't wish to discuss in depth. So, if anything, my parents are living with me.

I think that's actually worse though.

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 11-20-2006 08:43:34 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Mortious wrote:
I've never had any problem. Just do it at their place instead. Not openly state that to them, no, that would be crude. Just subtly steer the evening that way.

Anyway, this house has recently been signed over to my name due to illness in the family that I don't wish to discuss in depth. So, if anything, my parents are living with me.

I think that's actually worse though.


Can I come live with you too?

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-20-2006 09:19:07 PM
quote:
Aury said:
Can I come live with you too?

.... no.

You'd leave hair on the couch.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 11-21-2006 11:13:31 AM
The best part of this thread was Nicole saying it wasn't as good as masturbating on the cat, followed by a post by Tal with his cat sigpic. Or do I just notice odd things like that.
Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 11-22-2006 12:42:40 AM
quote:
Bajah stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
The best part of this thread was Nicole saying it wasn't as good as masturbating on the cat, followed by a post by Tal with his cat sigpic. Or do I just notice odd things like that.

I noticed that a minute ago, after reading your post.

About time to change sigpics anyway

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 11-22-2006 09:12:08 PM
quote:
Mortious's fortune cookie read:
.... no.

You'd leave hair on the couch.


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