It was pretty fun, actually.

EDIT: o hay, what exactly does a courtesy clerk do? I assumed it meant customer service.

Sentow, Maybe fucked around with this message on 11-05-2006 at 12:31 AM.

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Stalwart Steve has the right stuff
My job is bearable physically but I have a severe case of hate for my coworkers and bosses.

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If you liked it, it wouldn't be work.

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ACES! Another post by Sentow, Maybe:
Is it a new job, or have you been there for a while?

EDIT: o hay, what exactly does a courtesy clerk do? I assumed it meant customer service.

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Courtesy Clerk is management-ese for "bitch" - courtesy clerks are baggers, cleaners, and basically anything else the management comes and asks them to do.

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Stalwart Steve had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Has anyone else been a courtesy clerk in a grocery store? Damn dawg.

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For albertsons back in high school, then vons deli about 2 years ago

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Razor was listening to Cher while typing:
For albertsons back in high school, then vons deli about 2 years ago

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Are you still dying

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Stalwart Steve wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Has anyone else been a courtesy clerk in a grocery store? Damn dawg.

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For 3 years. However, it was a 'bag your own' place (No Frills Supermarket), and I also ran a checkout off and on for about 1 to 1 1/2 years of my time there.

You want to talk bad? When someone goes into the ladies' bathroom, somehow MISSES the toilet, and decides that this means that they have to smear it all over the floor and walls, THAT is bad. And for some reason, that happened far more often than it ever should. And while that was bad, that was not the worst of it. Oh no...

The worst was something that happened to a friend of mine, at another store. She wound up transfered to night crew to cover for someone, and wandered back into the bakery. There she found one of the night crew regulars adding his own 'special glaze' to the container of donut glaze. To this day, she won't eat glazed donuts, and she's afraid to go near a Krispy Kreme donut shop.

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See, your Palador ChibiDragon means your hair. So technically it's true.
The worst was something that happened to a friend of mine, at another store. She wound up transfered to night crew to cover for someone, and wandered back into the bakery. There she found one of the night crew regulars adding his own 'special glaze' to the container of donut glaze. To this day, she won't eat glazed donuts, and she's afraid to go near a Krispy Kreme donut shop.

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Narrator: He was the guerilla terrorist in the food service industry.
Tyler Durden: [urinating] Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch.
Narrator: Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well...
Tyler Durden: [laughs] Go ahead. Tell 'em.
Narrator: ...you get the idea.

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There was much rejoicing when Stalwart Steve said this:
Has anyone else been a courtesy clerk in a grocery store? Damn dawg.

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I did that for about three months. Then I cashiered. Now I'd be your supervisor!

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Stalwart Steve had this to say about Pirotess:
Sounds like you fellas are having a great time!

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It would be more fun if you fucking baggers did what you're told! Most are actually ok. I want shock collars for two of them so they don't wander off every time you turn your back. I think one is getting fired for threatening a facer though!