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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 10-19-2006 12:37:22 PM

Trent fucked around with this message on 10-19-2006 at 12:39 PM.

Maradon!
posted 10-19-2006 12:41:05 PM
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Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 10-19-2006 12:47:33 PM
Looks more like dave's locked in than she's locked out.
Demos
Pancake
posted 10-19-2006 12:59:33 PM
Cue the centipedes.
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 10-19-2006 01:10:10 PM
quote:
Blindy. had this to say about dark elf butts:
Looks more like dave's locked in than she's locked out.

My thoughts exactly. How the hell is he supposed to ever get out of there if the locks are on her side.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-19-2006 01:41:30 PM
They're cartoon locks. How strong could they possibly be?
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Maradon!
posted 10-19-2006 02:19:20 PM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Karnaj booooze lime pole over bench lick:
They're cartoon locks. How strong could they possibly be?

They're not very strong, but they're incredibly alastic and will withstand multiple nuclear explosions.

Then, when the woman finally collapses in exhaustion, defeated, they'll just crumble and fall off on their own.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-19-2006 03:22:45 PM
And that's when Dave teabags her and scampers off to the nearest Turkish bath house.

What?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Maradon!
posted 10-19-2006 03:27:50 PM
alastic? wtf? I did not type that.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-19-2006 03:52:31 PM
It was your non-union Mexican equivalent, ¡el Maradon!
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Maradon!
posted 10-19-2006 03:59:52 PM
quote:
x--DemosO-('-'Q) :
Cue the centipedes.

Ryuujin
posted 10-19-2006 05:26:36 PM
Notice the part where it suggests the woman douche with Lysol. That must be one stank-ass bear trap.

Ryuujin fucked around with this message on 10-19-2006 at 05:27 PM.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 10-19-2006 07:09:38 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Ryuujin!
Notice the part where it suggests the woman douche with Lysol. That must be one stank-ass bear trap.

Oh, wow, you are the first one to notice that. Nobody else's attention was drawn to that. Especially given, you know, the title of the fucking thread.

Ryuujin
posted 10-19-2006 08:45:30 PM
What's wrong Snoota? Out of doucheable Lysol?
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 10-20-2006 10:06:15 AM
Back when I was working graveyards at the gas station, I was sitting there at like two AM and this car comes peeling into the parking lot, and this guy jumps out of the driver side before it's even completely stopped and runs into the store. He heads for the medicine aisle, looks for a minute, then runs to the counter and asks me if we have any douche. When I tell him we don't sell that, he shouts, "FUCK!" and runs back to his car and speeds away.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-20-2006 10:26:48 AM
That story is a lie and you're a liar.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 10-20-2006 10:28:40 AM
quote:
Karnaj had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
That story is a lie and you're a liar.

I posted it when it first happened years ago but I'm too lazy to find it.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-20-2006 10:43:04 AM
That sounds like something a anti-Party subversive would say. It was a lie then and it is a lie now. Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 10-21-2006 07:39:02 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Karnaj said:
It was a lie then and it is a lie now.

Let's be honest here. We both know I don't have the mental capacity to remember a lie I told three years ago.

Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 10-21-2006 09:53:19 PM
The real problem in this marriage is that Dave is obviously in the closet.

""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
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