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Aaron (the good one)
posted 10-17-2006 01:58:22 PM
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 10-17-2006 06:09:19 PM
bad hair color, nose is odd and the boob folds are just freaky.

bad photographer, bad lighting and bad makeup.

nem-x
posted 10-17-2006 06:31:59 PM
Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 10-17-2006 10:43:49 PM
quote:
Trent impressed everyone with:
bad hair color, nose is odd and the boob folds are just freaky.

bad photographer, bad lighting and bad makeup.


The hair color is a matter of opinion, I can't tell what about the nose is "odd", and the boob folds look to me rather like padding.

I'll agree that the photographer is shit, though.

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 10-17-2006 10:50:40 PM
She's either badly airbrushed or has too much make-up on.

I'll agree with Trent on the hair, definitely. It looks fried from bleaching. You can already see her roots coming in.

I dunno, the whole thing just looks awkward to me.

Gadani
U
posted 10-18-2006 08:05:19 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Inferno-Spirit!
and the boob folds look to me rather like padding.

It's skin; you can see the wrinkles at the bottom

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 10-18-2006 08:50:46 AM
The final Snoota verdict: I'd hit it, but wouldn't tell anyone I did.
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 10-18-2006 09:15:46 AM
Looks like she's trying to hide her age. She has large boobs (sorry, best word for it) that are probably sagging a bit, so when the outfit hoists them up, they acquire a folded flesh motif. Explains all the airbrushing, too, and maybe the lighting.
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Ares
posted 10-18-2006 09:17:19 AM
Ozimander
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posted 10-18-2006 11:50:04 AM
Man, she sure is a dog!

Good thing all the girls that are constantly aching for my cock are always a 10 out of 10!

Right guys? Isn't that how it is?

Timpofee
Mancake
posted 10-18-2006 11:57:13 AM
I think she is pretty
Who ever "made her up" didnt take alot of her assets into the equation when they did her hair though..
and the 200w light they used to illuminate her is way high and way too bright in a fake over head light kinda way.. but yeah the picture is what is ugly.. not her in my opinion.
Willias
Pancake
posted 10-18-2006 12:05:26 PM
Yeah, what Timp said.

She looks like she could be cute, but the angle and lighting sucks in that picture.

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 10-18-2006 12:25:30 PM
Never said she was ugly, just that she's hiding her age. She could be late 30s to early 40s and quite attractive.
quote:
See, your Ares means your hair. So technically it's true.
What's up with her neck?
She's dropping her near shoulder, so it makes her neck look longer. Is that what you mean?
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Steven Steve
posted 10-18-2006 12:58:27 PM
I have a feeling this is another one of those super skinny titless long legged freaks that Delidgamond loves so much. My girlfriend is maxing out a DD, yeah bitch.
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Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 10-18-2006 01:50:31 PM
quote:
Ozimander's account was hax0red to write:
Man, she sure is a dog!

Good thing all the girls that are constantly aching for my cock are always a 10 out of 10!

Right guys? Isn't that how it is?


I've never fucked a 10. However, one night I fucked five 2s. That's gotta count for something, right?

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-18-2006 01:52:48 PM
I once fucked a 9 and three 1/3rds. They were all dudes, but if Sakkra's counts, then mine does too, goddammit.
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Beer.

Ozimander
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posted 10-18-2006 04:06:16 PM
Of course they count. Those are the only ones that really count.
Zaeron
Pancake
posted 10-18-2006 05:10:51 PM
She looked far more attractive in the thumbnail. I read the thread before I enlarged the picture and couldn't figure out what everyone was complaining about.
Ozimander
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posted 10-18-2006 05:34:22 PM
I know, right? If she wanted to sleep with me, I'd hit her in the face with a cinder block, right?
Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 10-18-2006 05:37:05 PM
quote:
Ozimander impressed everyone with:
I know, right? If she wanted to sleep with me, I'd hit her in the face with a cinder block, right?

right in her fucking mouth

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Zaeron
Pancake
posted 10-18-2006 06:41:07 PM
quote:
Ozimander impressed everyone with:
I know, right? If she wanted to sleep with me, I'd hit her in the face with a cinder block, right?

Hey, I'd still hit it, I just think whoever took the awful photograph should be shot.

Ozimander
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posted 10-18-2006 06:50:55 PM
Meh, I don't see anything wrong with the photo, but I don't know enough about photography to talk about it. But that's not what I was lampooning.
Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 10-18-2006 06:53:28 PM
quote:
Zaeron wrote this stupid crap:
Hey, I'd still hit it, I just think whoever took the awful photograph should be shot.

they should shoot anyone who would take a picture of that ugly cunt

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Ozimander
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posted 10-18-2006 06:54:55 PM
She probably has Downs.
TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 10-18-2006 07:20:03 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Ozimander stammered:
She probably has Downs.

her vagina is probably like a carved out pumpkin. I've been with a girl like that. You want to throw up, but you keep fucking her....

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Ozimander
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posted 10-18-2006 09:06:22 PM
I use women as currency. I assume you rest of you do as well.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 10-18-2006 09:06:51 PM
quote:
Ozimander had this to say about John Romero:
Man, she sure is a dog!

Good thing all the girls that are constantly aching for my cock are always a 10 out of 10!

Right guys? Isn't that how it is?


Actually, yeah, that is how it is. God bless my new job.

Ozimander
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posted 10-18-2006 09:09:29 PM
quote:
From the book of Snoota, chapter 3, verse 16:
Actually, yeah, that is how it is. God bless my new job.

Good luck with that.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 10-18-2006 09:11:45 PM
I danced with the Playboy Cover Girl of the Year and a Sacramento King's cheerleader last night. And spent an hour guarding Jerry Rice.

How did YOU spend your Tuesday evening!?

Ozimander
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posted 10-18-2006 09:13:33 PM
Certainly not putting on heirs about my neato bandito job of being a security guard.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 10-18-2006 09:21:11 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Ozimander wrote:
Certainly not putting on heirs about my neato bandito job of being a security guard.

That doesn't even mean anything.

Ozimander
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posted 10-18-2006 09:27:37 PM
Sure it does. You guard a night club. You are a bouncer. I fail to see how this is makes you A1, but you seem to think it does, so enlighten me. I might just be misunderstanding.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 10-18-2006 09:29:57 PM
quote:
Ozimander had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Sure it does. You guard a night club. You are a bouncer. I fail to see how this is makes you A1, but you seem to think it does, so enlighten me. I might just be misunderstanding.

Our security are VIP Hosts with special training in case of emergencies. We don't stand around the club dragging people out by their necks when they misbehave. That's in those 70s coke filled clubs you were looking for.

Plus, that's still not what you said. You apparently meant "airs" and not "heirs", which makes a lot more sense.

Ozimander
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posted 10-18-2006 09:36:33 PM
Well, never had to write it before so I just picked one (one being heir or air). Clearly, the wrong one.

What sort of emergency situations are the VIP bouncers trained for?

And coke was far bigger in the 80's, and it's been declining since the mid-eighties. However, it's not been a really considerably drop, just a slight one.

EDIT: Specified what 'picked one' meant.

EDIT THE SECOND: That cocaine stat is more about the past few years, about five or six or so. The drop between the 80's and 90's was pretty damn big.

Ozimander fucked around with this message on 10-18-2006 at 09:40 PM.

Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 10-18-2006 09:43:18 PM
I wish I was Snoota.
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Ozimander
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posted 10-18-2006 09:50:32 PM
Snoota, when you're staining some young club-goer, do you say 'I'm Lovin' It' upon
climax?
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 10-18-2006 10:15:14 PM
No.
Ozimander
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posted 10-18-2006 10:16:04 PM
Well you should. Then give her a Strawberry Shortcake.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 10-18-2006 10:16:35 PM
I'm more of the Tony Danza man, myself. Or maybe the Pink Stocking.
Almond
Intellectual Socialist
posted 10-19-2006 12:44:25 AM
quote:
Ozimander had this to say about dark elf butts:
Man, she sure is a dog!

Good thing all the girls that are constantly aching for from my cock are always a 10 out of 10!

Right guys? Isn't that how it is?


Fixed it.

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